Hey peoples! A new update is here after being BEGGED by my best friend!
flamrs ur all satanits!11 anyon who dosent like the stro is a staneist cause StarGIPaw has such a strng conecton with sTarcaln and thats why you dot like it, (I don't like it because you suck at spelling) its cause u do ntlik JEZUS! (Holy crap)
"StarPaw wok (Wok wok! Alarm clock!) up its tim 4 parole." (Parade? Patrol? Peril? What are we talking about here, I say peril!)
StarPaw opnd hr brite reinbow eys (Rainbow eyes? That's not a thing! I mean come on already!) and locked arund.
"Omigosh who wus tha!1!1"Sshe yellow. (I thought she was a gray cat...?)
"Its me GrayStipe" GrayStrip wisperd in her er. StarPaw gottedup.
"Omigosh Graystip what do u want!1 she yelped GrayStrpe locked at hr. "Wll u be my mat" (His MAT? Like a foot mat? Will she just lay outside the warrior den all day antil he comes back so he can wipe his feet on her?) hE ESked.
"OMigosh grayStripe thats so nic!" StarKit scremed. "but FireStar alredy esked me." (When?)
"wel then hes jst an idot." (So rude)
y do u say tha?" yellED STARPaw GayStrip locked at hr meanly. (I thought you wanted to have her as you mate? Why are you looking at her meanly?) "i dont lik him" sqeakd GrayStripe (I thought those two were friends...?) he locked arund fastly. (That grammer though) "hes a mean cat!
"OMIGOSH U MEAN LIKE SCOURG?" STARPAW SHOCKED. (She's Mark Mardon disguised as a female cat!)
"No ur much prtter then sourg" (Don't insult her by focusing on her looks! Focus on what's INSIDE!) said Graystripe he licked her on the head I want u to be my mat." (Forget it bruh, she's not gonna be your foot mat, I don't think Butter Mom would approve) he yeleled.
"Well mabey. but what would FireStar say?" she wispereed. GrayStripe locked around agan. "I dont think he wuld mind." (He already has a mate! Of course he won't mind!) said GraStri;e
"OMIGOSH SUR THAN!" StarPaww yelleded happly.
"Wat ar uo ta;kin abut" said FireHert (I thought he was a leader...?) he was walkin up. He locked angrily.
"oh uhhhh nuthin FireStar go back to sleep!" mwled StarPaw hoppin (just hoppin around the room... perfectly normal...) he would leaf (He would look nice as a leaf!) so she culd be alon with grayStripe.
"Yah FireStra theres nithing to wory about!" cherrid GrayStrpe but Firestar didn't leave insted he said i thought I herd you asking her to be our mate." (No, you heard Graystripe asking her to be his mat)
"oh uh yeh. yELLED STARPaw but he didn;t leaf instead he jumped on GrayStripe!1!11
"I Want to be wit her!" (Why?) said FireHart attakin GraySriep.
"No I do!" shouted. (Who shouted? Who was doing the shouting?)
"guysys stop fihting you can BOTH be my mats! (She gets TWO foot mats? I'm so jealous) StarPaw wispered apply like seCert."
"No we can;t do that their can only be 1!11 Howled Firestar. "Otter (Or or! Clearly an Otter noise)wies youll chet on us."
"So StarGleam, who will u pik?" giggled GayStipe. (I'm done. I'm just freaking done)
Hope you enjoyed! I was kidding about being done by the way, this will continue!