Random Naruto Shorts: So much for a moment of Silence

Characters: The ramen stand staff, and the main teams.

Disclaimer: YEAH! Naruto is mine! MINE:cops come to my house and drag me away: See what happens? I admit… I don't own Naruto... -

"YAY YAY YAY FOR RAMEN!" Naruto cheered as the group of ninjas headed towards the ramen bar. They decided to eat there after their training sessions. They entered noisily as they chattered and took their seats. They all ordered their food with Naruto and Chouji ordering the most. The ramen bar sure is going to earn a lot of money that day.

"Did you guys hear about the tsunami?" Ayame asked.

"Yeah," Sakura talked for everyone.

"We're having a moment of silence at three," Ayame said and looked at the watch. "Oh, it's three already!" Ayame grinned. Everyone lowered their heads and placed their hands together. Everyone except one "deaf" ninja…

Slurp, slurp, slurp… Naruto kept slurping his ramen and didn't hear what Ayame said. He kept eating loudly and his soup flew everywhere.

"Hey, it's a moment of silence, not time to eat!" Sakura whispered harshly at Naruto and whacked his arm.

"What moment of silence?" Naruto asked, noodles still dangling from his mouth.

"It's for the tsunami disaster, dobe," Sasuke glared at Naruto while picking up his head.

"Shh," Ino said, jabbing Sakura in the stomach who was sitting next to her.

"You shh," Sakura pushed Ino into Shikamaru.

"How troublesome," Shikamaru sighed as he rubbed his sore shoulders.

Slurp, slurp, slurp… Naruto slurped on his ramen again. Ayame picked her head up slightly and looked at all the chaos. Everyone was yelling at each other as they ruined the moment of silence.

"So much for the moment of silence," Ayame sighed as she picked up her head and looked angrily at the younger group.

"What did we do?" Naruto asked with an innocent voice.

"What do you think baka?" Sakura asked.

"And it was all because of you!" Ino pointed at Naruto.

"No! I was just minding my own business when," Naruto glared at Sakura, "told me to stop eating."

"I wasn't telling you to stop eating! We had to do the moment of silence!" Sakura informed the fox-like boy.

"Right," Naruto rolled his eyes.

"Can we do the moment of silence now?" Ayame sighed for the hundredth time that day.

"Okay, okay, seesh…" Naruto said and lowered his head. After a second, he began eating his ramen again.

"Stop slurping!" Sakura whispered again. Someone threw a chopstick at Naruto's head.

"HEY!" Naruto jumped up, banging the countertop which made the other bowl of ramen jump up which sprayed soup all over the other ninjas.

"Look what you did to my perfect outfit!" Ino screamed with outrage.

"MY EYES! MY EYES!" Kiba screamed running around the ramen stall with his hands on his eyes.

"That's what you get for ordering spicy ramen!" Naruto laughed at Kiba.

"My hair! My beautiful hair!" Neji exclaimed examining his long hair. He turned red. "I mean, my forehead protector! My forehead protector!"

"Get him!" TenTen screamed with a war cry. Everyone got up as Naruto ran out of the ramen stand. All the ninjas ran after Naruto except for poor Kiba.

"Ahhh! MY EYES!" Kiba had his eyes closed and ran into the wooden wall. "OUCH!"

"Warf!" Akamaru barked at his master and pulled him out of the stall.

"That's right, chase after him!" Ayame screamed after them as she watched with amusement. "HEY! Wait, the money! COME BACK HERE YOU LITTLE MIDGETS! YOU DIDN'T PAY!" She screamed. "Ugh," she sighed for the thousandth time this day. The moment of silence was ruined and now the ramen booth didn't earn a lot of money but instead lost a lot of money.

A/N: Haha… I was bored so I thought of this idea… xP Lalala… Tell me what you guys think! Sorry for this late update by the way. Had tests and I was fixing my website, http:soaringhorses. net. ms , yeah… Go there with out the spaces of course… xP hehe…