Haha, like I said this story is the last story on my list, but because this actually happened a few days ago I figured I'd write it! I was on a trip to Washington DC when this chapter happened and it was quite funny!
Also, everyone likes the hyper Bella so I added some hyper Bella in there!
Please read the bottom AN for the whole story of what happened and also the next chapter will be revenge (you gotta read to figure out what kind of revenge…haha)
Anyways, enjoy!
Edward-Bold Bella- regular Alice- Italics Rosalie- Bold underlined Esme-Italics Underlined Jasper- bold italics Emmett- regular underlined
I love my blankie!! :)
Umm….. that was a bit random!
What it's true… I named him lovey-dovey!
I remember that… you used to think it was the best thing in the world! That was hilarious….
Yes, that was back in what, the 80's? I thought you grew out of that phase though… ok I was hoping you did!
Yes that was some weird times!
DON'T YOU DARE!
Tell me pretty pleeeezzzz with strawberries on top :)
Ewww strawberries are horrible and isn't the saying pretty please with cherries on top?
Shup Aliceeeeeee
What the heck? And what is shup again?
It means shut up and she had some sugar again –looks at Emmett who looks guilty-
Sugar makes the world go 'round!
Oh god not this again, please!
I LOVE SUGAR!!
Yes we know that… now onto the subject
Yes my beautiful blankie!
Excuse me? What about your wife?
Yea your ok too
Lmao, if I were you I would not have said that… 3, 2, 1 –covers ears as Rose screams and starts chasing Emmett-
Go Emmett, Go Emmett!!
Uh-oh I think she is now on Emmett's side… this can't be good!
Yes anyways, who wants to hear about Emmett and his blankie
Me, Me, Me, Me!! –Jumps up and down looking like Alice when shopping-
Ok well back in the 80's Emmett had this obsession with his blankie! He took it everywhere, well one day I asked if I could use it to put over my CD player while I go away and he yelled at me :(
He went insane on Edward, so then stupid Edward goes and takes it… well it didn't work out very good. Emmett kicked him so hard that Edward fell backwards and then he pounced and they ended up fighting. Anyways, then the second time it happened, Emmett kicked Edward in the place where the sun don't shine –laughs remembering Edward's face-
Ok, that was so NOT funny… I just wanted the blanket for a bit.
Hahaha so he has this obsession with his blankie then?
Yes and obviously it didn't go away….
-As Alice writes that, Emmett starts screaming "I love you my lovey-dovey blankie!" causing the family to laugh and Bella to fall off the chair which caused them to go into more fits of laughter while Bella gets up and says "Don't worry I'm ok, just keep laughing!"-
-A little bit later after Bella has had more sugar they pass notes again while Emmett's upstairs with his "blankie"-
Oh Em Gee, you guys I just figuring out the most awesome plan!
My best friend, you are sooooo awesome….
I know right?
Ok, I'll go along with it as long as no one gets hurt!
That must have been directed to Bella
Why does everyone have to be stronger then I am and make fun of my human ways?
I was just kidding, jeesh you are so offensive when you have too much sugar
It's my power! :)
Yea ok anyways back to our plan…
Yes, ok we are gonna steal Emmett's blankie from him and hid it somewhere then he's gonna have to look for it… I have some other plans along the way! –laughs evilly-
What happened to my innocent Bella?
INNOCENT?! –laughs-
Um I'm not even gonna ask about that…
Good idea Edward
Ok plan SEB is in process
SEB that's an awesome name….
SEB?
Steal Emmett's Blankie duh…
Hahaha, Edward's becoming one of us
Uh-oh Edward you need to stop acting like them… you don't want to become one of them.
Whatever Jazzy, you're just jealous!
Of?
I dunno…
Ok then, what is the plan?
Ok, my husband scares me, anyways what plan?
Revenge on your husband Rose! –evil laugh-
What happened to my wife?
She came to the dark side Jazzy :)
Yea, you guys can too…. Come to the dark side, we have cookies! :)
Not gonna ask, anyways we are gonna steal Emmett's blankie and then he will get upset… revenge for what happened in the 80's
I'm in!
Ok plan SEB officially in progress!
-As Bella writes this, they start planning. Rose goes up and distracts Emmett while they steal his blankie. After they are done, Emmett joins them in the notes-
hmmm what should we talk about? How about my blankie
Yea sure –giggles-
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO –writes it and screams at the same time-
Whats wrong?
My blankie's missing
Why don't you look in the bathroom?
Good idea
-Emmett comes back pouting and the Cullens all stop passing notes to try and "find" the blankie.
"What happened to it, it was in my room last time I saw," Emmett said dry sobbing like a 4 year old who lost their blankie would.
"hmm, I dunno, but do you want to use mine?" Alice asks almost laughing.
"No, you have cooties!" Emmett screams like a girl.
"hahahaha, Alice and cooties," Bella says laughing so hard she falls of the chair.
After a good hour searching for it, Emmett decides he wants to use Alice's blankie.
"Nope, I take it back now!" She says as the family laughs.
"LIAR LIAR LIAR LIAR," Emmett starts screaming.
"Nope I'm not a liar, I'm the thief," Alice says so casually.
After hearing this Emmett starts begging for it back, so finally Alice gives it back and he goes under the blankie on the couch to plan his revenge while the family is laughing all the way to the kitchen!-
Ok, well because the end couldn't be in notes, the ends long! Sorry if it's not that good, but I wanted to post it because this actually happened on my trip to Washington this past weekend.
This kid was really obsessed with his blankie to the point that he would kick people if they touched it, so someone stole it and hid it from him. The whole end happened and next chapter will be the revenge which also happened! (And yes that person went under the blankie to plan revenge which was hilarious!)
The other thing was the "your just jealous thing" happened on the bus too… someone screamed your just jealous to my principal and we all cracked up!
Anyways, the blanket named lovey-dovey was just a hilarious mental picture (Emmett saying I love you lovey-dovey)
Also, the Come to the dark side, we have cookies part was cause my friend said that to me and I was like "oooh cookies" and they all laughed.
One last thing, the Sugar makes the world go 'round part is something I said! (Don't ask, I had tons of pixy stix that day! :))
Please Review!
-Emmett-Cullen-lova