Hello! It's been awhile, hasn't it? About... what... two days? Three? Ah, well... Here's a chapter for you guys! I lost inspiration for a while, I was as dry as a desert, But I finally got it! I'm glad I'm able to update like this, since I have lots of free time. SUch is the advantage of being home-schooled. Oops, I said to much.

NineTheKitsune: GENIUS.
SakuraDreamerz: Yeah, Ike still has no idea where these chibis came from. He probably should keep his dignity, but the votes say he shouldn't so...
Pixelized Pikale and Company: Punychu. Punychu? PUNYCHU?! YES...
WingedFish: ERMERGERSH. IT'S YOU. I LIKE YOUR STORIES. It's really weird seeing someone you're a fan of review your story and say they liked it. What? Olimar is really that small in his world? Wow, he must love being taller in brawl!

Hey, guess what. That poll on my profile, yah, it is actually pretty important for the story. The chibi with the most votes will get an extremely important role in the ending! Keep that in mind and go vote for your favorite chibi! And look! More Pocket-Sized Pit! Yayz!


Pit walked around the mansion. He had to be careful because some chibis were running around all willy-nilly. Little Chibi Pit still clung to him, refusing to let go. It was like the chibi believed it to be safer hanging on to Pit's shirt instead of on the ground.

"Will you please let go?" Pit asked.

"Hm… No." Chibi Pit said. Pit had had enough. It wasn't like the fact that the chibi held onto him like a monkey and its mother was just so freakishly adorable to Pit, no not at all. …Okay maybe a little. But Pit began to get agitated and started to pull the chibi off. The chibi refused to let go, so Pit pinched his wings and Chibi Pit finally leg go.

"There, now just-"

Pit stopped when the chibi grasped his face and held on to it. "I am not a tree, and you are not a monkey, so stop it!" Pit shouted. Chibi Pit said nothing and just climbed around Pit so that he was hanging on to the angel's back, right above his wings.

"Pleeeeease, just get OFF!" Pit complained.

"B-but, I feel safer holding on to you." Chibi Pit said.

"Look, kid, I'm not your mom, okay?" Pit grumbled.

"I don't want to let go!" Chibi Pit exclaimed.

"Get off me!" Pit said and grabbed the chibi. After that he dropped Chibi Pit on the floor who just laid there, on his stomach, with a little chibi tear in his eye. Pit, being the sap he was, instantly regretted dropping the chibi and picked him back up. Chibi Pit kept his eyes on the floor and refused to look at Pit.

"Aw, come on. I'm sorry. You can cling to me if you what to." Pit said. Chibi Pit looked up at Pit and smiled. Instantly he hugged Pit and clung there.

"Thanks mommy." Chibi Pit said.

"You're welc- MOMMY?!"


"Guysguysguysguysguysguysguys !" Roy exclaimed as he ran over to Marth and the others who were still at the same table.

"Whatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhat ?" Samus replied.

"You won't believe this, I have found something even CUTER than Pichu!" Roy exclaimed excitedly.

"Oh, what could it be, I wonder?" Marth asked, already knowing what it probably was.

"I call him… Punychu!" Roy said and held out an adorable version of Pikachu. Its eyes weren't as big as the other chibis, but with its big head and ears that flopped down its side, Punychu looked like an adorable beagle puppy.

"Awwww!" Zelda and Samus said.

"Aw! It's so… not cute." Ike said.

"What?!" Roy exclaimed.

"I don't get what the big deal is; it's not cute at all." Ike said. Roy ran around the table and stood in Ike's face.

"What, are one of the other chibis cuter?" He asked.

"No, none of them are." Ike replied.

"What." Roy backed up and looked at all the other chibis that were playing with each other. There was Chibi Marth, Chibi Ike, Small Sammy, Little Link, Petite Zelda, Shrimpy Snake, and even Chibi Roy, who had just joined them.

"How are none of those cute to you?" Roy asked, looked back at Ike.

"I guess I'm immune to cuteness." Ike said. Roy stared Ike dead in the eyes, making the mercenary uncomfortable.

"You know what? I think you're lying." Roy said.

"What?" Ike asked.

"That's right! You are!"

"No, I'm not."

"Yes you are! You really do think those chibis are cute! You find them all so adorable you can't stand it!"

"No, no, no, no, no, no," Ike kept repeating that as Roy continued to talk.

"You really do like your chibi, and you hate seeing him get hurt! Admit it! You like these chibis!"

"No, no, no. NO."

"Then you leave me no choice."

"No choice to what?" Link asked, eager to see what Roy was gonna do.

"What are you gonna do?" Ike asked, as if daring Roy to do his worst. Roy stared at Ike in silence for a moment but suddenly yelled, "CHIBI PILE!" Like pikmin obeying an order from Olimar, all of the other chibis ran over to Ike.

"Wait- What?!" Ike exclaimed and all the chibis glomped him right out of his chair. Ike laid there, on the ground, on his back, as several chibis sat on top of him. Punychu, while still standing on Ike, walked over and looked at his face.

"Punychu?" It said with puppy eyes.

All was silent for a moment. Marth, Link, Zelda and Samus all stared at Ike, just waiting for him to crack. Roy stared as well, to see if his plan worked. Ike had no expression on his face; he just stared into the sky.

"Is he dead?" Link asked.

"Uh… I'm not sure." Roy replied.

"I think he is…" Samus said.

In the blink of an eye, Ike was instantly hugging Chibi Ike. Although with his sudden movement, all the other chibis were knocked off. Ike glared at the others as he hugged his chibi self.

"Okay fine. I admit it, they are cute." He said. The others snickered at Ike; to hear him say that and not to mention seeing the mercenary hugging something cute, it was just too funny. Marth bursted out laughing though.

"Shut up! At least I don't squeal like a fangirl over something cute!" Ike said. Marth stopped laughing and glared at him.

"Shut up Ike." Marth growled. The others were lightly laughing at their friends' dispute.

"Ah those two. Always fighting like lovers." Zelda said. Marth and Ike shot her an intense glare that would've been able to make even Rayquaza think twice about doing anything else. So Zelda just sat there, frozen in fear at their intense glares, until Link head slapped both of them and made them stop.

"That's enough glaring." He said and sat back down.


Meta Knight looked around the whole mansion. Nothing. No clues, no hints, no return addresses, not even the mail guy knew where the packages came from.

"You sure you know nothing about these mysterious packages?" Meta Knight asked again.

"I'm certain. Not even my boss knows where they came from. I just deliver the mail, anyway." Petey said.

"Well, do you know how many you delivered?" Meta Knight asked.

"About, 34." Petey replied.

"Kirby's obviously the one who didn't get one. He's chibi enough already." Meta Knight thought to himself. "Thanks."

Petey nodded. "Welcome. By the way, your chibi is certainly cute."

Meta Knight looked shocked for a moment (not that anybody could tell). "What do you mean?" He asked.

"Well most might think the pink would make him Kirby, but I don't believe Kirby has white eyes. …Does he?"

Petey asked. He never got an answer, because Meta Knight instantly stormed out of the room; Teeny Meta trying his best not to fall off his head.


So, looks like someone's investigating about these mysterious chibis. Although you may be wondering why no one finds that getting these chibis in the MAIL is weird, the way I see the chibis would make it understandable. I see them as not very bright, no, not very bright at all. They're all kinda lamely stupid. Which adds to their cuteness. So no one's investigating about them, (except for MK, of course) because the chibis just seem so harmless it could hardly be anything bad. OR IS IT?

Haha, Petey(from Animal Crossing) was smart enough to see through Teeny Meta's disguise, and Meta Knight hightailed it out of there. Sorry I didn't introduce a new chibi, (besides Punychu and Chibi Roy) but I just wanted to have Ike cave in. And I can't just keep introducing new chibis, or else I'll NEVER get to the exciting part! Which might be soon. Questions!

Should I make the next chapter be just about the chibis? Who should come next? How are Marth, Link, Ike, Samus, and Zelda going to react to Chibi Pit who will never let go of Pit? What should Chibi Roy act like? Please answer these questions as they will help me with the story! Til next time!