Enochian.
sorry if this chapter isn't very good, but I'm dead tired but its nothing that a good nights won't fix :)

Dear Professor McGonagall

I am sorry to say that Harry will not be going to your school, nor will he be going near magical Britain, as he is very busy learning the ways of the trickster.

Hmm on second thought there are a lot of unpleasant and trick-worthy people in Magical Britain who haven't had their just deserts yet, yes I think a trip to Magical Britain is in order but not until Harrys older (and by that I mean grown up).

Oh and by the way you should tell your wonderful Headmaster, that I know what he had planned for my ward and I don't like it one bit, so if you enjoy living with the able to walk on to feet, and eating your lemon drops then I strongly suggest that you stay well away from Harry or you won't like what will happen to you.

Sincerely

Gabriel Archangel of the lord (also known as the trickster and Loki)

Ps if any bizarre accidents or deaths happen when we are there, they will most certainly not be our fault.

-Aftermaths-

At Hogwarts

Dumbledore looked down at the letter that McGonagall had handed to him. The letter told him that his only weapon against Voldemort wouldn't be coming to Hogwarts. He needed the boy to come so he could mould him into the perfect puppet for the light side, but this Gabriel person had to ruin everything but taking the Potter boy away. There was no tell how much work he would have to do now, to make sure that Harry would follow his lead. But before he could try anything with the boy, he would have to get rid of this Gabriel person so Harry would have no one and would have no choice but to come to Hogwarts and he knew just the man for the job.

"Severus I have a small job for you."

-4 hours later-

Snape was in a very bad mood.

Dumbledore the Headmaster of Hogwarts, had told him that he had to go and get the Potter spawn and he also hat to Obliviate the boy's guardian as well so that the boy would have no choice but to remain at Hogwarts.

The brat had sent a prank letter pretending to be a trickster saying that he will not be come, well he will show the brat that his smart month wasn't wanted and he was nothing but an arrogant little brat who should grace the world with the end of the Potter line. Snap took a calm breath before appariting to American were the Potter boy would be.

Snape looked around and saw that he was inside of an old warehouse, there was a black car parked outside. He then noticed a young boy with black hair wearing jeans, boots, a dark purple shirt and a green jacket over the top standing by the car letting the air out of one of the tiers. As Snape looked closer he realised that the boy was in fact Potter's spawn, Snape walked quickly over to the boy grabbing him rather roughly by his arm. Snape had expect many reactions such as the boy demanding to let go of him but what he hadn't expect was for the brat to scream in a high pitch that made him want to cover his ears, nor did he expect to come face to face with a very pissed of Archangel/trickster/Loki or the brat turning his hair pink.

-a few minutes earlier-

Gabriel was 'trapped' in a ring of holy fire thanks to the two mutton heads in front of him. He had just finished speaking when the remaining windows of the warehouse shattered from the sound of Harry's voice shouting for him in Enochian.

"Gabriel help me!"

Gabriel clicked his figures, turning the sprinklers on coursing the flames to go out. As so as they were out Gabriel teleported himself out side in time to see a man with bright pink greasy hair, make a grab at Harry but missed as Harry danced out of his reach. A quick look into the man's head told him that his name was Snape and Dumbledore had sent him. With a click of his figures Harry was safely behind him. Snape looked shocked a second before he put trade mark sneer back on his face as he pulled out his wand and pointed at the man, who was dresses similar to the Potter boy.

Snape sent a wordless stupefy at the man but he was again shocked and a little scared to see that the spell frazzled out, before it even touched the man to knock him out so he could Obliviate the memories of the boy from his mind. As the wind started to pick up out of know where, and dark clouds suddenly appeared where there had once be clear sky, now he felt very afraid relishing to late that it was a bad idea to have tried to take the boy, when he had a very powerful guarding watch over him.

Lightning flashed as the shadow of wings appeared behind the man. The boy was uneffaced but what was going on as he happily munched on a chocolate bar.

"W…wh…what are you?" Snape stuttered.

"Gabriel they call me Gabriel. Archangel of the Lord" the man replied power dripping from his voice.

'Shit' was all Snape before Gabriel sent him back to England… in a huge frilly pink dress (complete with bows, roses cheeks, pink hair and a bonnet) he would be forced to wear it until the end of the year when it would finally disappear. As for Dumbledore well he was forced to step down as Headmaster as well as his other posts as he was starting to feeling his age, well actually he had been turned into an old goat so he could no longer work as no one could change him back it was just as well as he died of shock soon after when he learned he would never be able to eat his Lemon drops ever again.

Well what do you think?
do you like what happened to Dumbledore or should have Gabriel done more to him?
What do you think of Snape in a pink frilly dress?
see you next time