Scenes of Stupidity: A Pokemon Parody

by Therese Delacoeur

My attempt at humor. Some drabbles I came up with while playing my Pokemon game.

6. 6A: Things to Consider While Battling

Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN POKEMON. These scenarios all come from my own warped, twisted, and strange mind. :D

Scenes of Stupidity: A Pokémon Parody

Scene Six A:

Things to Consider While Battling:

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"My Wurmple is amazing!" The Bug Catcher crowed triumphantly as it defeated my Mr. Mime with ease. "I prevented it from evolving, so it's at level 60 and nothing can possibly—"

I summoned my next Pokemon.

"—defeat…it…?"

Onix squashed it like a bug with something equivalent to a rock-snake sigh.