Disclaimer: In this story or any other I write Joss owns all characters and everything in Buffyverse
Disclaimer: In this story or any other I write Joss owns all characters and everything in Buffyverse. Sadly I own nothing.
Setting: Post Chosen & Set during ATS Season 5 from "Conviction", AU
Author's Note: Sorry for the extremely long wait for this next chapter! If you read both of my fanfictions then you know that lately I have been updating Second Chances, mainly because I am in my last few chapters and I really want to finish. Plus, what happened between Angel and Spike will stay between them. I tried writing the chapter but it halted my story and gave me extreme writer's block!
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Chapter 6: A Halo and Wings
Spike appeared in Angel's office through the door followed by Buffy. Wesley, Fred, and Gunn looked in as they entered, however Angel just sighed.
"Slow down Spike, why did you want to get here so early?" Buffy crossed her arms and studied the wide smirk that covered her lover's face.
Spike grinned at Angel, "So Peaches…do you know what day it is?"
Fred looked confused, "Spike its Wednesday...are you okay? Is something happening?"
Spike just ignored her and continued to grin at Angel.
Angel finally looked up at him and glared. "Yes…I do. Look just get on with it already I don't have time for all this."
Spike took a deep breath. "You are a big gigantic giant of a poofter, Captain Forehead, and I bloody don't like you in the least bit but you are the one thing in this entire city that I love to bug the bloody crap out of for all of eternity. Three weeks!! Three weeks I haven't been able to bug the crap out of you because of the stupid bets, and now I can say whatever I bloody please. YOU ARE A MAGNIFICENT POOF!! A big fluffy puppy with very bad teeth. A eunuch who will never get laid for all eternity. Your hair sticks up because of all the soddin hair gel you use, and lastly you're a ninny." Spike sighed in relief. "God that felt good. And Peaches now that my part of the bet is over I think it is time for yours…"
Angel glared at Spike, while the others looked really confused.
"What bet?" Gunn looked from Angel to Spike.
Buffy shook her head, "Spike and Angel spent a day betting on random things, and Spike lost and couldn't bug Angel for three weeks."
"That explains everything. " The others nodded.
Wesley looked intrigued, "Really and what is Angel's part of the bargain?"
Spike burst out in laughter and Angel turned red, "Come on Captain Forehead it is time to pay up."
"Not today Spike another day, BUT NOT TODAY!!" Angel looked as if he was pleading with Spike.
Spike shook his head, "Please it is just for one day and if I recall you picked this one, so come on Peaches, let's get you ready for your staff meeting."
Spike laughed as he walked through the elevator doors, while Angel slowly followed cursing under his breath about 'a stupid vampire' and 'losing his dignity'.
The four remaining members watched as the two vampires disappeared. Gunn turned to Buffy. "Do you know what that was about?"
Buffy pouted, "No, he wouldn't tell me, but he said that we will find out in a few hours at the staff meeting.
Five Hours Later:
The meeting was held in a giant conference room and in the room were fifty or so employees sitting around the table or standing in the back and leaning on walls. Everyone was there waiting for Angel to arrive so the meeting could get started.
"Where is he?" Fred whispered over to Wes who simply shrugged his shoulders. A loud shout was heard and he nodded, "He's coming."
From the outside everyone heard bickering. "Come on Angel time to be the big boss man."
"I am going to kill you for this."
"I am already dead now come on. I won this fair and square and I held up my side of the bet so now it's your turn and it is only for the day." Spike appeared through the door and looked around at everyone sitting and staring at him.
"Attention ladies, gentlemen, and demons, I give you your CEO." Spike waited a minute, but when Angel did appear he disappeared through the door. "COME ON!"
Slowly the door opened. Some of the employees gasped while others tried to bite back a laugh, although Buffy was already in tears. Fred, Gunn, and Wesley looked at their friend and felt bad for him. Clearly Spike won the better half of the bet.
"If anyone says anything you will be fired. Let's just get this over with." Angel walked in wearing a peach tutu and leotard with a matching set of tights. On the back of the outfit were a big pair of pink wings and resting on top of his head was a fake halo.
Spike walked over laughing hysterically to Buffy, who too was wiping tears from her eyes. "Told you I won."
Buffy whispered as the meeting started, but many of the employees had their camera phones out, although Angel didn't notice as his head was fully down. "Oh my god!!" Buffy nudged Spike as she tried to control the giggles, "I just noticed the face glitter!"
Fifteen Minutes Later:
The meeting lasted exactly 15 minutes. Angel rushed through his entire presentation and was out of there faster than anyone could go. The second he left all the laughter that everyone was trying to suppress had been unleashed. The conference room was full of laughter and tears.
Buffy and Spike went down up to Angel's office where he sat in the dark clearly brooding in his angel costume.
"ANGEL…oh angel…" Spike called as he put an extra emphasis on his name. Buffy playfully swatted Spike.
"Stop that." But Spike saw the hint of a smile that crept onto her face. "Hey Angel-"Buffy tried really hard to suppress a giggle.
Angel looked up a glared at Spike. "What do you want, Willy." Angel spat out the name like a bad taste.
"Oh come on Peaches, lighten up, I helped you."
Angel was stunned. "Helped me? You helped?"
"Yeah, I made sure that everyone was paying attention to you at the meeting." Spike grinned and Buffy retreated out of the room, but through the windows looking through the lobby Angel and Spike saw her walking up the stairs laughing.
"How much longer are you going to make my life a living hell?"
"Well, that depends on how long it takes you and yours to recorporealize Buffy and I. So probably eternity. Better get cracking!"
The phone rang and Angel just looked at it, unwilling to talk to anyone.
Spike took the opportunity and picked up the phone, "The Poofter's Office."
Angel tried to grab the phone out of his hands, but Spike was too quick. "No, he will be right on it wings and all." Spike hung up the phone.
"What is it Spike."
"Gang of vampires hit a club on Perkin's Avenue. Better get to it Peaches." Spike grinned.
"No, you can't be serious. I am going to change." Angel was about to walk off before Spike stopped him.
"Remember what the deal was if you broke the bet." Spike grinned as Angel's eyes widened.
"Come on let's go…" Angel stomped off to the car.
"To the Angel mobile AWAY!!" Spike laughed.
Angel just glared.
One Hour Later:
Spike walked back into the office with Angel who was still wearing the outfit. They looked on as Buffy and Wesley were waiting there.
"How did it go?" Wesley set a package down on the desk.
"Bloody marvelous, took Angel here ten minutes to take out all thirty." Spike smiled and clapped his hands. "See this is why we need to get him angry!"
"Angry?" Buffy looked confused.
"Yeah, they took one look at him and started laughing hysterically. Bloody funny it was. So Peaches charges at them. He chased one of them sixteen blocks when it ran, isn't that right?"
Angel looked irritated, "It was going to tell people…"
Buffy walked over to Spike, "What would have happened if either one of you didn't do the bet?"
"Well, Spike would have had to spend three weeks in solitary confinement here that specializes in ghosts. He would be able to get out no matter how incorporeal he was."
Spike chuckled, "Yeah, but the Poof here would have had to dye his hair blonde for a day and then shave all of it off."
Buffy and Wesley looked at each other and shook their heads.
Angel studied the package that was left on his desk carefully. "Wes what is this?"
"Harmony told me to give it to you, but it is addressed to Buffy and Spike. There is no return address so it is impossible to tell who it came from."
"Let me look at it." Spike moved over to the package. "Well don't waste our time, open the bloody package."
Angel cut the tape that was placed right through the middle and opened the two folds, while doing so a bright white flash shook the room.
"BOLLOCKS." Spike as well as the rest of the rubbed their eyes. "Wow, I've never gotten a flash in the box before."
Angel glared at him, "Who knows what the hell that was, something could be loose in the office now."
"Oh no! A big light demon that hurts people's eyes that came THROUGH THE MAIL. Quick warn the cavalry. "
"Do you have to always be so thick-headed Spike?"
"Hey, your head is thicker than mine I mean look at your forehead."
"I am going to find a way to bring you back and then I am going to kill you again!!"
"Please, you couldn't take me if you tried."
"Oh, Willy, how easily we forget who was always on top."
"I believe that was Darla in your case."
Angle through a quick punch right at Spike, who didn't even attempt to block. Angel's fist connected to Spike's jaw spinning Spike around. Everyone in the room gasped.
"You bloody hit me!!"
"You're corporeal?"
"WE ARE Corporeal!!" Spike took Buffy by the arms and spun her around. "It's about bloody time!" Spike put Buffy down and then looked at Angel. "I am going to enjoy doing this."
Before anyone could say otherwise Spike took a step towards Angel and punched him in the nose. Spike quickly grabbed Buffy's hand, "Sorry mate, can't stay and kick your ass got a girl to shag, you should get one yourself. " Spike smirked and winked at Angel as he and Buffy fled through the door.
Wesley and Angel just stood there looking at the door, when for the second time that day the phone rang. "Hello."
"Yes."
"When?"
"I am on my way."
Wesley watched Angel closely as he put down the phone and his eyes grew big.
"Angel, what was that?"
Angel was half-way to the door, "Cordelia's awake." Angel was half out the door when Wesley called him back in.
"Um, Angel you might want to change your attire first."
Angel looked down at the tutu and tights and nodded as he headed back down to change. She was finally awake, Angel couldn't think of anything better.
However, the Powers were looking down on the two souled vampires, and they could think of one thing.
TBC
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