A/N: Ahem…
OMFG I'M SO SORRY FOR NOT UPDATING FOR SO LONG! First it's school, which really gets me depressed, then my sis goes and takes the only laptop in the house with her to Uni! Q.Q So now I can't write in bed… And I have no wi-fi, so usually when I use the laptop it's for offline stuff and the desktop is for internet. Now I have to waste time on the desktop writing. (Mum usually kicks me off)
Most of you would have skipped all that.
So anyways, this chapter is a present for Tokahlia, who is also my friend in real life, so sorry if you were looking forward to the cake chap, it should come up soon.
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Hostage
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T'was a dark and stormy night…
Then in the morning it was nice and sunny. (There wasn't even any sign or dampness from the supposed storm)
Our dear little Tuna- I mean Tsuna was sleeping rather soundly, dreaming of birds chirping and Kyoko singing and his body being thrown side to side as if he was lying in a moving vehicle.
Tsuna's eyes snapped open, and only had a split second to clear his eyes before his face met with the unforgiving metallic wall.
"OOWWWWWIIIEEEEEEEE!" he wailed in pain, rolling around on the floor of whatever he was in and clutching his abused face.
"Jyuudaime~!"
Nooooooooooooo~~ Tsuna cried in his head, because whenever Gokudera's voice is the first thing he hears when he awakes, nothing will go right that day.
Tsuna lifted his head, and saw a man dressed in all black and a balaclava on his head bouncing towards him. Tsuna just screeched in terror at the sight, covering his head with his arms, muttering, "It's all a dream, just a dream…"
"Maa maa Tsuna! Isn't this fun?"
And whenever he hears Yamamoto's happy voice when he sees nothing to be happy about, Tsuna gets even more regretful about waking up at all.
"Dame-Tsuna, focus already!" a voice obviously from Reborn came from beside him.
Now Tsuna wanted to die, because just a single word from Reborn incurs all the misfortunes ever created in the world. And sics it onto Tsuna.
Yamamoto was sitting on the side of the van (Tsuna found out pretty quickly) also clad in black, but his balaclava was lying beside him. He stretched out his hand, giving a balaclava to Tsuna.
"The kid said you should wear it for the game we are playing!" he said cheerfully.
What kind of game requires us to wear balaclavas as if we're about to rob a bank?
"We aren't robbing a bank," Reborn stated helpfully.
Tsuna allowed himself to relax a little.
"We're kidnapping someone." Reborn chirped.
Tsuna immediately attempted to open the double doors at the back of the van, but Reborn just wacked him into the side seats.
"Pick your weapon of choice."
Tsuna blinked and looked at the box Reborn was holding out. There were two objects, one was a black gun, and the other was a banana.
Seeing the most harmless one, he took the banana.
"It's good to see you are showing some Boss initiative, Dame-Tsuna," Reborn said, casually peeling the banana, which had a yellow gun inside. He also picked up the black gun and fired it, which turned out to only be a toy, which shot out a flag saying 'LET'S BE FRIENDS!'
Tsuna just gaped at the very real gun in his hand and Reborn took out the dreaded book.
"Lesson 6. Hostage. Kidnapping is a stereotypical image of a Boss. It's also a very accurate one. Hostages can be very useful in getting what said Boss wants, and also gives said Boss a fearsome reputation as someone not to be trifled with." Reborn read aloud.
Tsuna whimpered into his hands.
"W-Who are we kidnapping?" he exclaimed in disbelief.
Reborn just smirked, and the van came to a screeching halt. Tsuna was thrown forwards, between the two front seats. Tsuna stared at the driver.
"Shamal?" Tsuna shouted.
Shamal just rolled his eyes. "Hmph," he muttered, "blame the baby." He put a hand on Tsuna's face and shoved him backwards.
By then, the back doors had been opened, and Tsuna was flung outside, into what appeared to be a busy street with many shops lining it.
"Sawada! You EXTREMELY popped out of nowhere!"
Tsuna turned his head around, and found the Sun guardian standing in front of him with some plastic bags in each hand.
"Onii-sa-!"
"Target found. Grab him."
Gokudera and Yamamoto hopped out of the van and grabbed Ryohei, dragging him into the van. Reborn gave a sharp kick to the gawping Tsuna, causing him to be knocked inside too.
The van doors slammed shut and shrieked away, while bystanders just blinked in shock at what had just occurred.
Once inside, Tsuna quickly righted himself and pointed a finger at Reborn.
"Why did you kidnap Onii-san?" he shouted.
"He's the hostage," Reborn said simply.
"SAWADA! THIS IS AN EXTREEEME ROAD TRIP! WHERE ARE WE HEADING TO THE EXTREEEMMEEE!"
"We're heading towards Dame-Tsuna's house," Reborn said, somehow instantly transformed from suit to his Pao Pao costume. "We're playing a hostage game. Pao~"
"Master Pao Pao!" A fire was lit in his eyes. "EXTREEMMMEE! THIS GAME IS EXCITING!"
"How is this a game?" Tsuna wailed.
"Would you SHUT UP, you damn TURF-TOP!" Gokudera snapped, ripping off his own balaclava.
"EXTREEMME! SO YOU ARE PLAYING THIS GAME TOO, OCTOPUS-HEAD?"
"I'M NOT AN OCTOPUS-HEAD, TURF-TOP! YOU'RE TOO LOUD!"
"Maa maa, take it easy, we're playing a game aren't we?"
"Pao~!" Reborn piped, innocent written all across his face.
Tsuna wished this chaos would all just disappear from his life.
Shamal parked the car beside Tsuna's house, but they didn't exit. Instead, Reborn placed a large map onto the floor of the van. (He had returned to his mafia persona)
"Here's the plan. Gokudera will give this note to Kyoko, and she will obviously read the letter, and be forced to come to Dame-Tsuna's house-"
"Wait wait WHAT? This is about Kyoko-chan?" Tsuna screamed.
"Yup! Here's the threatening note for her," Reborn replied happily, giving him the note to read.
Dear Sasagawa Kyoko.
We have your brother.
Go to Sawada Tsunayoshi's house at 5 pm today in a dress fit for a date if you ever want to see your precious brother alive again.
P.S. Come with an empty stomach.
Tsuna just stared in horror at the words, before ripping it to shreds.
"There is no way I'm gonna let you do that!" he shouted.
Reborn looked up innocently. "But Gokudera has already gone to give the copy to her," he stated.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!" he howled, launching out of the van to chase after his self-proclaimed right hand man.
"Sawada can run fast TO THE EXTREME!" Ryohei shouted.
"Go Tsuna!" Yamamoto cheered. Of course neither of them remotely understood what was going on.
Reborn sat in the corner with a computer showing multiple camera videos. He was cackling with evil glee on the inside.
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"No Gokudera-kun, stop!" Tsuna cried out after the Storm guardian, who apparently saw this as a mission of utmost importance, since he was running furiously and not paying any attention to Tsuna's voice.
Tsuna's eyes widened in horror as Kyoko's house loomed closer and closer.
Noooo, my life is ruined forever! Kyoko-chan will read the note, think I kidnapped her brother and hate me for the rest of eternityyyy! Tsuna ranted inside his head.
Gokudera dramatically stomped up the steps to the front door, and Tsuna flung himself at him just Gokudera pressed the doorbell.
Bing Booooonnnngggg~
The dreaded sadistic doorbell echoed through Tsuna's ears.
Right, I'll move to the mountains, become a hermit, eat innocent rabbits and die a lonely death. It won't be all bad…
Tsuna began sobbing in depression.
Gokudera finally noticed that Tsuna had been chasing him the whole time, and almost screamed at the state he was in. Having had to chase after the very fit Gokudera for atleast 10 minutes, and finally having a mental breakdown, you could say he was looking pretty roughed up at the moment.
So of course Gokudera had to misinterpret his pain.
"Jyuudaime, there's no need to be sad! We have reached Kyoko-san's house now!"
If anything, Tsuna just cried louder.
The door finally opened, and Kyoko blinked at the sight of the two boys.
"Huh? Ts-Tsuna-kun? And Gokudera?"
Tsuna just stared at her with tears in his eyes and his lips quivering. Gokudera beamed and shoved the note into her hands.
Silence ensued as they watched Kyoko read the note. Tsuna was about ready to collapse in despair and Gokudera was casually throwing thumbs up at him.
Kyoko just blinked at the words.
"Err, I'm so sorry Tsuna-kun! I don't understand what this means…"
"It means exactly what is says!" Gokudera helpfully explained.
"Kyoko-chaan, its time for lunch!" a voice from inside sounded.
"Yes mom! Sorry Gokudera-kun, Tsuna-kun, I'll let you explain what this means afterwards, see you later!" she said, and gave the note back to Gokudera before shutting the door.
Gokudera was scratching his head in confusion. "I'm sure the note was clear enough…" he muttered before taking a look at the note himself.
If he had been mysteriously drinking water at that moment, he would have done a spit-take. Instead he just choked and gasped like a fish out of water.
Tsuna sniffled, but out of curiosity looked over his shoulder to see what could have possibly saved him the humiliation of the threatening note.
Hey Reborn!
I heard an awesome joke today, kora!
Famous last words of a Mafia hitman... "Who put the violin in the violin case?"
Hah! Let's see you beat that, kora!
Tsuna just put on a blank face.
"….."
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Colonello was happily cleaning his various guns, mostly rifles, but a few glocks too.
"Oi!"
"Huh-? Ouchy!" Colonello cried out as a folded up piece of paper was thrown at his head.
"Quit whining. It's from Reborn," Lal stated and left, slamming the door shut on her way.
Colonello blinked, but then smiled with glee. "Reborn must have gotten my joke, and has written his defeat letter!" He unfolded it.
Dear Colonello,
You are the only one in this room, that I know of, professional enough to handle a Glock 40.
Sincerely,
Reborn.
"….Hah! About time you realised how awesome I am, kora!"
Bang!
"OWWWWWWWWW!"
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To be continued…
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A/N: Huurrrrr, yes, this chapter didn't have much of a plot did it?
I blame Grape.
So anyways, if you didn't get the last joke, watch this vid.
http :/ www. youtube. com/ watch?v=c4GYxIwKA6Y&feature=related
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"Let's be friends" originated from the Vocaloid song "Just be friends"