A/N: Hello again! Let's get right to it. But first, brace yourselves. Some "sensual" scenes are described here, but nothing too risque. I just ask that you "see it in your head" as you read. You'll get what I mean if you do that. Oh yeah. This is a rather long chapter, but it had to be that way. Let's see what trouble our three members get into today. Enjoy!

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Genma went home and immediately tried and mess up his place. It was kind of sparse with not a lot of furniture, but he didn't need a lot of furniture. He'd vacuumed the day before so there was really no dust around. So he decided to take the bag from his sweeper, open it and give it a good smack. That way the dust would settle on the surfaces of the furniture in the living room, giving his soon to arrive Missy Maid something to do when she got there. He ate some dinner, showered, got himself fixed up and swirling his senbon around his mouth, he waited for his cleaning lady to arrive.

Just before 7:00, his doorbell rang and he peeped outside to see a very cute girl probably in her early twenties standing outside, saying, "Missy Maid service. You called for a maid?"

Genma whipped open the door and said, "Yes I did, please come in."

As he stood back and let her in, he admired her uniform. It was like a waitress's uniform, a one piece skirt outfit with short sleeves, and the words "Missy Maid's Cleaning Service" embroidered on the left breast pocket. It WAS cute, but it definitely wasn't frilly. He thought nautily, maybe if I can get her to climb up on something and dust the blades on my ceiling fan, I could get a peek under her skirt.

She'd brought some of her own cleaning supplies with her and asked where his sweeper was. Then she asked him, "Could you show me around a little please? That way I'll know what needs to be done."

Genma screamed in his head, I NEED TO BE DONE, but hopefully we'll get to that. Take it easy Genma, don't scare the girl. He said, "Sure, there's really not much to see. This obviously is the dusty living room, over there is the kitchen, complete with dining bar, then if you'll follow me down this hallway," he paused as she followed him, "here is the bathroom, which I don't think is too bad, and here," he stood back against the wall, allowing her to stand in the doorway and look in, "is the bedroom."

He stood there against the wall and looked down on her. She smelled slightly of cleaning chemicals and lemons, which was fine. He always like the smell of a clean house, that's why he'd always been sort of a neat freak. She suddenly turned and practically collided with his chest. She put her hands up to stop herself from hitting her face against it, and slowly looked up into his face. Genma's heart started pounding as he looked the girl right in the eyes, realizing they were not a foot from his bedroom. His mind raced, right place, right time. It'd be so easy to,

Then the Missy Maid dropped her hands and said, "I'm so sorry, please excuse me. I didn't mean to run into you like that."

Genma said in a voice that squeaked, "No problem?! S'alright. Really."

She said, "Where is your sweeper?"

He pointed to a closet by the front door, "Right over there."

"OK," she said as she walked down the hall to get the sweeper.

Genma took the opportunity to calm himself down. He realized that that's the closest a woman had been to actually being in a compromising situation with him in four months. He shook his head to clear it and followed her to the living room.

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At precisely the same time, a Missy Maid arrived at Kotetsu's place. As soon as he heard the knock on the door, he let her in. "Hi!" he practically shouted at her, sounding a little too eager. "Come on in, I'll show you around." The girl smiled at him as he stood aside so she could come in, lugging some cleaning supplies along with her. He said, "It's not a big place, and I have a roommate, but he's not here right now." He pointed to the kitchen, motioning for her to go ahead of him. Good, he thought I've got to check out her uniform. Very, very cute. Nice.

He followed her to the kitchen and said, "You can see what this is. And then of course, we came through the living room. Then down here is the bathroom, which I am embarrassed to say, will probably need more attention than anything," except me he thought. "Then finally, we have two bedrooms side by side. The one on the right is my roommate's, and this one," he opened the door, "is mine."

All Kotetsu could think was, cute girl in a maid's uniform outside my bedroom door! Holy shit!

The girl went back to the bathroom and said, "Since this is going to need the most of my time, I think I'll start here."

"Ok, but you may want to wear some gloves or something in there. Two men do live here."

"That's what I always do. But thanks for being considerate."

Kotetsu thought, she thinks I'm considerate! That's a plus. I can work with considerate. He left her alone to tackle the job that was his and Izumo's bathroom.

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Genma sat on his couch with his feet up on his coffee table, and tried to watch some TV. But the thought that a cute girl in a maid's uniform was in his house, had him completely distracted. He tried not to stare at her, but she was SO DAMN CUTE and she was RIGHT THERE in front of him, BENDING OVER and dusting things! My God he thought why didn't I think of doing this sooner?

Genma noticed that the girl looked at him a few times as she was dusting. She'd give him a slight smile as she continued to dust around his furniture. She might be interested after all. Right place, right time. Soon, the girl came over to dust the coffee table that obviously needed some attention from him opening up the sweeper bag earlier. She swiped her duster over the surface of part of the table, and walked between the table and the couch until she came to his outstretched legs. He looked at her sideways and she just stood there looking back at him. Then he put down one of his legs, but not the other one. The girl said to him, "You going to let me get by you so I can finish dusting this table?"

Genma looked at her, senbon lolling around his mouth and said, "Sure," and let his other leg drop. As she walked by him, bent over slightly dusting, he could almost see the bottom of her underwear under her skirt. As she moved past his legs, her knee brushed against his, and he thought he WOULD DIE right on the spot.

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Slightly after 7:00 a Missy Maid appeared at Kakashi's door. She was about to ring his bell, when she noticed a note taped to the door, addressed to: "The young lady from Missy Maid's." She picked up the note and read: Please feel free to come in and look around. I'm working on a project and may lose track of time and not hear you. I'll try and find you as close to your scheduled arrival time as possible. Thank you and come in.

The girl took down the note, opened the door and walked into Kakashi's place. She could hear a slight banging noise down a hallway and decided she'd better go find him and let him know she was there. She took note of things that needed to be cleaned as she made her way toward the banging noise that now sounded more like a clanging. A door at the end of the hallway was slightly opened, and it seemed that that was where the noise was coming from. She approached the door and pushed it open slightly. What she saw made her breath catch in her throat.

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Genma continued to keep an eye on the Missy Maid that was dusting his house. He watched her as she went to the closet where he kept his sweeper (that now had a new fresh dust collection bag inside), and she took it out and began vacuuming the room. As she worked her way away from him, he decided now is the time to make a move. Let her know I'm interested. She's been looking at me, so I think it's safe to say, now is the right time.

Genma got up and set up a chair a few feet away from where the girl was sweeping, right in the middle of the floor. She would sweep a little, back up a few feet, sweep some more, back up a few feet and continue on like that. He set up his chair so she'd eventually run right into him. His ninja instincts told him that the force of the sweeper being pulled backward toward her, and her feet getting suddenly stopped by him and his chair should cause her to plop backward right onto his lap. Perfect.

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Kotetsu waited for his Missy Maid to finish up in the bathroom. She'd been in there for a while, but he was patient. He could wait. Unfortunately, at that moment, Izumo came in the door with is girlfriend in tow. "Tetsu. What's going on man?"

Kotetsu got up quickly and ran right to Izumo. "Listen dude, I've got a girl here. She's in the bathroom."

Izumo was impressed! He said, "So you're about to break the dry spell yeah? Good job man. Where is she I wanna get a look at her?"

Kotetsu said, "NO no no no, you can't! She's not really here WITH me, but she MAY be if you leave us alone."

Izumo said, "That's no sweat man. I have better things to do anyway if you know what I mean." Izumo's girlfriend just giggled and pretended to slap at him.

Kotetsu rolled his eyes. He said, "Go then. Leave before she sees you. Just go and do what you have to do. Give me some time. This may work out!"

"Alright man, don't worry, we won't interrupt you."

"Good."

Izumo and his girlfriend grabbed a couple of drinks from the fridge and went to his bedroom. Kotetsu breathed a sigh of relief, and continued to wait for his Missy Maid to finish in the bathroom.

It didn't take too much longer. She came out stripping off her rubber gloves and pushing a strand of hair out of her face with her forearm. She said, "That place was pretty bad, but I've seen worse. All cleaned up! You could eat off the floor in there now."

Kotetsu stood up immediately and said, "That's great. Thanks so much. Now if you could just," and that's when it started. A female giggle came from Izumo's room. The Missy Maid just stood there for a minute waiting for Kotetsu to finish his sentence, when they both heard a low voice, Izumo's, muttering something. Then a very female sigh and some kissing noises came from the room. Kotetsu said, "Sorry, my roommate is home. So's his girlfriend."

The Missy Maid said, "That's ok, I can come back another time to finish up if you like."

"Oh no, you can stay, it's no big deal. He won't care that you're here. In fact he'll probably be grateful that you were here."

"I don't know."

Kotetsu went over to her and put his hand on her shoulder and said, "Come on, you can stay." His Missy Maid looked at him, not quite certain what she should do next. Then they both heard a very distinctive groan coming from the bedroom. Kotetsu didn't know whether to be embarrassed or to use it to his advantage like Kakashi had mentioned. He decided to try the latter. "Would you care to sit down? Take a break?"

"I'm not supposed to. I'm supposed to finish and then," a throaty groan, this time definitely from Izumo came from the bedroom.

Kotetsu took a step forward. The girl just stared at the bedroom door. She was either interested in what was going on, and didn't mind hearing pornographic sounds coming from the bedroom a few feet away from her, or she was horrified and was about to leave screaming her head off. Kotetsu hoped she was intrigued and said, "Sounds like they're having fun doesn't it?"

The Missy Maid nodded her head absently, staring at the door and marveling at the noises the bed was now making.

Kotetsu took another step forward and said, "Can I interest you in something to drink?" He was standing practically on top of her, all manly and trying as hard as he could to sense if she was interested.

Suddenly the Missy Maid pulled her attention from the door and was faced with Kotetsu's chest. She looked up at him slowly and said, "What the hell are you doing?"

Immediately Kotetsu retreated, "I was just, well, I was asking you if you,"

"Get the hell away from me! What is this place, a love shack?"

Then Kotetsu said something he knew he'd regret later, "Would you like to find out?"

The Missy Maid screwed up her face, curled up her fist and punched him right in the stomach. Then she gathered up her cleaning supplies and headed for the door. Kotetsu tried to stop her, "Wait! I'm sorry! I was kidding!"

All she said was, "You'll get my bill in the mail creep." And out the door she went. Kotetsu went to his couch and flopping down on it, cursing himself while he was forced to listen to Izumo having a pretty good time with his girlfriend. "Why me?" he said to no one in particular.

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The Missy Maid in Kakashi's house couldn't believe what she was seeing. It shocked her to silence. She just stood there, mouth agape as she looked into the room Kakashi was "working" in. He was working alright, working out heavily. He was doing reverse chin ups, with two weighted plates tied to his ankles, so every time he lowered himself to the ground, the plates would clang together. He was wearing a tight fitting tank under shirt, his mask, and some loose fitting black and gray camouflage pants that just barely hung onto his waist.

The Missy Maid continued to watch him because she figured he hadn't heard her yet. What she didn't know was Kakashi had known she was there as soon as she entered the front door. Still, she didn't want to scare him, or interrupt him. She just stood there and looked at him, and every single angle of every single muscle in his shoulders and upper back as they contracted to pull him back up to the chin bar, lifting the weights off the floor again as he rose. Beads of sweat were evident all over his back, drawing a dark line down his shirt that was wider at the top and got thinner as it went lower. It was obvious that he'd been working out for quite a while by the way his muscles stood out, popping in reaction to the exertion placed on them. The Maid stood there staring, not knowing what to do next. Kakashi figured he'd wait until she said something before he acknowledged her. Right place, right time is all he thought. Maybe she likes what she sees.

Kakashi continued to "chin" himself, until finally the Missy Maid knocked slightly on the door frame, cleared her throat and said, "Hello? I'm here from the Maid service."

Kakashi lowered himself down one more time, the weights clanging on the floor. He stepped his feet apart slightly so he didn't step on them. He looked over his shoulder and said, "Hello! I'm glad you came in. Sorry I wasn't out there to meet you, but I was concentrating and didn't hear you come in." Kakashi then thought to himself; let's see how she likes this. He bent over at the waist, untying the straps that held the weights to his ankles, making sure she had a full-on view of his muscled up ass.

The Missy Maid began to stutter and said, "I, well, maybe I should go. Come back another time or something."

Kakashi got up and went to her, "Nonsense. You're here now. Come with me." He left the room he was working out in and led her down the hall. "Not much to the place and it definitely has gotten away from me a bit. I have a small kitchen with a dining area, a living room, complete with a good size couch, just one bedroom, and a bathroom. I particularly like my bathroom, but haven't had time to keep it as tidy as I like it. Would you like to see it first?"

"Sure. I'll start there if you like."

Kakashi led the Missy Maid to his bathroom. Kakashi did like his bathroom. It had helped him relax after just about every mission, and heal his bruised body. He opened the door and walked in, motioning for her to follow. He said, "This is my favorite room. Here is where I come, not only to think, but to relax. I have a sauna closet over there, for relaxing in after I work out, a large shower complete with massage jets in various locations, a pedestal sink, commode, and this is my favorite," he pointed to a very large tub. He went over and leaned against it looking at her. She went to it and looked down inside it. He said, "I could soak in this tub for hours. It's got jets in it too. Does wonders for the neck."

The Missy Maid marveled at the size of the tub. She said, "You'd have to get inside that thing to clean it."

Kakashi thought to himself, precisely. Right place, right time. This woman is in my favorite room, next to my favorite thing. I wonder if she'd be interested in done my favorite thing in this tub with me? He turned away from her slightly, grabbed the bottom of his sweaty shirt and pulled it over his head. With his completely naked back to her he said, "I was getting a bit cold with that damp shirt still on. I really need a bath." Then he turned back toward her, and her eyes got really big. He walked up close to her and said, "It's big enough for two if you're interested." And in his mind he was cheering Good one Kakashi. What an absolutely filthy suggestion! Maybe I should flex a little to show her what a stud I really am.

The Missy Maid smiled a little and walked a little closer to him. Kakashi's eye got a little wider because it looked like she just might take him up on his offer. As soon as she was close enough, she slapped him across his face and said, "I'm here to clean the house, NOT YOU. Perv!" Then the Missy Maid turned and pounded down the hallway and out his front door, slamming it behind her.

Kakashi just stood in his bathroom and sighed heavily. "Ow." He said to himself. "I wish they'd stop DOING that." Then he turned his attentions to the tub, and began to fill it so he could soak his exhausted body and wounded pride.

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Genma sat on his chair and waited. His Missy Maid continued to vacuum his place and slowly back up closer to him with each sweep. He was enjoying himself, watching her bottom sway as she'd reach forward and pull back again. It wouldn't be long now. Soon she'd be in his lap. He thought right place, right time! This is too cool! I'm enjoying just watching her, but this should definitely break the ice.

It finally happened. As the Missy Maid was pulling the vacuum back toward her, she took a step backward and her leg stopped short because of Genma's waiting chair. The momentum caused her to topple backward and right onto Genma's lap his waiting arms. The sweeper still roared, which was quite a distraction to him, but he didn't care. There was a soft bottom on his lap and a cute girl inches away from his face. Life was good!

Genma reached over and shut off the sweeper. He said, "Are you ok? You seem to have fallen backward. Luckily I was able to catch you before you hurt yourself." The Missy Maid took a look around and saw that the chair Genma was sitting on was nowhere near anything else! It wasn't near a table, or anything, it was in the middle of the floor. Why would anyone sit in a chair in the middle of the floor? To get someone to trip and fall into their lap, that's why. Realization stole over the Missy Maid's face and she quickly elbowed him in the guts, causing him to release her immediately.

She got up, furious and said, "Tell me you're not so pathetic that you called the maid service to try and get a date!"

Genma looked at her as if she'd just stuck her duster right up his ass. She shouted, "You're not serious!" Again, he looked guilty, not saying a thing. He wasn't about to lie to her, but was afraid to say anything. So the Missy Maid gathered up her things and headed for the door, muttering to herself, "No wonder his place looked pretty tidy. Sneaky bastard. Almost stabbed me in the back with that damn metal thing he's chewing on." She reached the door and yelled, "You'll be getting a bill in the mail asshole." Then she left slamming the door behind her. Genma just let his head drop back and he stared at the ceiling for a while.

Due to their attempts at getting dates from a cleaning service, Kakashi, Kotetsu and Genma were put on the "black list" of customers for the Missy Maid's Cleaning Service, and would never benefit from their services ever again.

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A/N: So what do you think? These guys. When will they find their luck? Stick around and find out! Review please!

Next up: Iruka Sensei. But is he the "Sensei of Love?" See you soon!