Urfbownd: Ma versun of da storee!

Chaoper Sexx! We tripp owt in an awesum playce!

(AN: Pleese feel free 2 maek a review. Jost B niec, k?)

OK, so we were, liek, in a noen colurd wurld and we, liek, wure su cum fused. So jeff and i did mistress Belch and we leik, luvd it. We nedded 2 fiynd Palla and sive hyr frum Monopoly or else she wuld like dye and stuff. and shy wus like de onlee purson i didnt want 2 dye.

So we liek wakld thru da town witch luked like a neon vurson uf Foresied xcept everywun was liek a hawt baybe! And Jeff and I liek did all da hawt baybs. Mistruss srated 2 sok mai carrot and I luved it! den she did Jidf and he lurved it. Den we killd all da womin in da neon sity who didnt liek our six and ate dem. dere blood tasted bettur den othur pepolez.

Suddinly da sky turnd balk and read. A big skray fayce appeerd in da sky. It sayd: "I AM GUYGAHZ. I AM DA DRARK LURD. YALL WILL OBEI ME!" Giygahz sayd. SO we all bowd down 2 him.

Suddinly, Guygaz told uz dat he wuz a gawd liek me. He sed dat he maid da happi happiests and wunted dem 2 be mien. Gaygas sed dat he wuz aktually a gurl und wuntid 2 do me. SO he turnd in2 a hot baybe. she wuz evun huttr den i imagind. "mai nayme iz Hawt Giygaz. Bow down 2 me." she sed. So I did.

She gayve me da best sehx eva. It felt liek shee posessd mai hole body wiff hur hawtnezz. She uzed hur dark powas 2 ryde mee 4 liek tenn yeerz. Win we endid she tolded me dat it wuld feel evin bettur win she mett me in real lief (cuz dis wuz leik a dream sequenx almost). So Hawt Gaigas let meee fell hur up and gayve me a gun.

"Imma gonna tayke ova da wurld ness" she sed seeduktavely. "an i want u 2 be mai prins" I sed yes cause she wuz liek hawt "and 2gethur we wil kill evrywun" and ness and Hawt Giygas laffed evilly and stiff. Togethur da 2 wuld tayke ova da wurld.

"So wats yur friendz namez, ness" Hawt Giygass sad 2 ness.

"Diz is Jeff Benson and Mistriss Belch." ness replied. "jeff is liek a super smrat guy wiff a small stick but a lawt uf bihg ahss guhnz. Mistruss Bleach is yo minion who iz a huuker wiff bigh ahzz bobs. She duz any boi no mattur da pingas siyze." wille ness wuz tellin Hawt Guygazz dis Jeff an mistruss wure doin it hardcore XD.

And hawt Guygazz taught Jiff and Mistriss Belch and ness a noo PSI muve witch day cood do 2gethur. But inurder 2 do it dey had 2 have sixx fur liek a million yearz! But den she liek gayve us sum humman flush 2 eat and sum bluud 2 drink and we luvd it. She den toled us dat da blood we drank wuz frum a gawd naymd Zoos and he wuz liek da thunda gawd. So win all for of uz drunk it we wuld have gr8 sixx no matta watt! Den Hawt Guygazz tawt mee dat da flesh is de most importint thing an dat U shuld worshup only yurself. And she wuz RITE!

So I bowd down an praid 2 Hawt Giygass thanxing hur 4 all da stuff she don. And shee gayve me mega hawt sexx in return! :DD

So she took da for of uz 2 a statoo in da senta of da town and toled us 2 luk into da eyes of da statoo 2 see da future. Shee sed dat it can sho da past or prezunt or da footure, and dat she dont know wat i'll see. so I luked into da I's of da statyou and I saw... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... . ... ... ... .. ... ... ... ... ... ... DA FUTURE!

I saw mai hometwon O'nett bein' burnd down an evrywon ded. Den I saw Tuscon bein fludded and evrywon ded. Den I saw all uv Threek bein blown off da fluckin map an evrywon ded. And I saw me an mai harem gurlz drinkin all da bluud and eatin all da flesh in da wurld. An den I saw me an da reader of dis stury wachin a moovie 2gethur calld Plann Nien Frum Outta Spayce. And it was AWESUM! (I luv dat moovie :))

An den I saw Palla wiff bigga bubbies and we wur doin it 2gethur. Den our orgashm furmd itself in2 a ball and bekame a planit! Den we did it liek a bunch moar timez and our organsm ballz formd in2 a hole bunch o planits! Eventualy we mayd liek a noo univurse! Den we killd evrywon in dat yunivurse and did it liek ova again and kept makin noo unvursis at it wuz liek awsum.

"Dis is wut will happin if U joyn me" hawtgigas said "I will mayke U an Palla godds and U will both kill evrywon. It'll B awsum!" so i joind da evul siyde an bekame Ness da Gawd uf Evrythink!

SO Hawt Giygazz gayve me a goodby makeout and we woke up in da cofee shup bakroom. And all of us were liek naked and covurd in organsm.