Disclaimers: um……I don't own them……not now anyways. I offered them three bucks and they turned be down. Go figure?
thoughts
"words spoken"
neko talking telepathicaly
bryan talking telepathicaly.
Chapter….what is it? five I think? Six? Oh well, I'll think of it later….
Flirting with Fluffy
"look out inuyasha! The big demon has a Shikon shard in it's fist!"
"stupid wench! Why didn't you tell me sooner!"
Kagome growled at the comment but said nothing, launching arrow after arrow at the demons that were attacking them.
If they would just give up the jewel peacefully than I wouldn't have to get so bloody! But noooo! They have to act all macho. Stupid demons with their stupid pride!
Bryan was having her own troubles as well. As soon as she killed one it seemed that three would take it's place. Where the hell do they keep coming from!
She sliced one's head off….and three more took it's place.
"what is it too much to ask for you to die!"
So caught up in her fighting she never noticed one sneak up behind her and plunge its sword through her stomach. She rolled her eyes and pulled the sword out. The wound was already healing. Five seconds later it was no more. "baka youkai. Thinking you could kill me."
Inuyasha looked over at her with amazement before he continued slaying demons with her wind scar. Kikyo did nothing, she just stayed high up in a tree that inuyasha had put her in, looking over the area with a bored expression. Suddenly she arched an arrow and fired it.
Bryan turned to see where it was going and growled. It was heading straight for Kagome! She knew what she had to do but damn did she hate doing it! she made her winds come out her back. Unlike angel wings her were thinner and more faerie like.
These things are so girly. Maybe I can dye them black?
She flew with unnatural speed and caught the arrow just before it hit kagome. Looking over she saw that Sango and miroku were just finishing up with the demons, while Inuyasha was running over to Kikyo asking if she was "okay"
"I'll kill her!"
She marched over towards Kikyo and Inuyasha before slapping Kikyo so hard she fell to the ground. Inuyasha swiped his claws at her face. The wound opened up before closing. He gaped. Even he didn't heal that fast and he was a hanyou!
"tell your bitch that if she ever tries to kill my cousin again, I'll kill her."
"Feh! You don't have any proof!"
She threw him the arrow in her hand before going to heal the others. Kagome's wounds were already healing up right now, and she wasn't even trying!
"why do you heal so fast?" Miroku asked as he leaned against a tree. Bryan smirked.
"we are no names. We have miko blood in us, human appearances and demon traits. Now, you know that Mikos already heal faster than regular humans and demons heal a lot faster than them, along with the rate that a human heals, so all together, you get super fast healing powers making us kind of immortal, I guess."
Inuyasha sighed. Great. Now I can't even kill her!
Kagome picked up on that thought and giggled. Suddenly Kirara showed up with the four little nekos. (forgot about them!)
Akira (does anyone know if that is a boys name or not? It says on the internet that it's a guys name, but I've seen it been used for a girl….) jumped on her shoulder while Emiko jumped on Shippo's shoulder and Daisuke jumped on Kagome's.
There is a youkai coming. He looks like that loud mouthed one standing over next to the one that smells like death.
Bryan retold them what akira told her, getting glares and tense expressions.
"Sesshomoru is on his way!"
Akira rolled his eyes at the half demon. No it's some flying horse in a tutu.
She chuckled softly, getting weird looks from the others before they prepared ready for battle.
Another battle! I just got done with the first one! Why must the gods torture me so?
I don't know. I've always wondered how the gods work, but alas, they do not take their time to explain to me.
Smart ass.
Maybe, but it's better than being a dumbass.
I'm not going to bother to explain how neither are a good thing to be called.
Good, cause it would be a waste of your time.
that's when Sesshomoru decided to make himself noticed.
"I see you've added another wench to your group, inuyasha."
Bryan raised an eyebrow at kagome. "whose the ice-cube?"
Kagome snickered. "that's Sesshomoru."
"that's Lord Sesshomoru you wench."
Bryan let out a low whistle. Kagome groaned. "not now Bryan."
Inuyasha smirked. "wait a minute. If she's got something to say then she should say it!"
"well, truth is Sesshomoru…..you are the most…..and I MEAN the most….."
Kagome groaned. "here it comes…."
"sexist being I've ever seen!"
Every one except Bryan and Sesshomoru fell over.
"you're siding with the enemy!" inuyasha asked.
"no…..I'm flirting with the enemy."
Before kagome could stop her she began walking around the demon lord.
"Very nice ass. Very nice. Not a bad body too. Oh who the hell am I kidding? It's a great body! Might I just say that. A very nice body. And that face! Very handsome!"
Sesshomoru's eye began to twitch. Bryan smirked and continued. "beautiful yet deadly. Fluffy yet tough. Hey Kag! Ya think he's neutered!" (let's just pretend that they know what neutered means.)
Inuyasha was rolling on the floor laughing his head off, along with Miroku, Sango, Shippo, Kagome and Kilala. Kikyo just had a smirk on her face.
Sesshomoru growled and took out Tokijin and plunged it into her stomach. Bryan gasped dramatically as he pulled it out. Kagome rolled her eyes as Bryan fell to the ground.
"oh no! I've been killed! Forever destined to die unloved! Oh whoa! Poor pitiful me!" she jerked three times. Kagome sighed. "ya done yet?"
Bryan picked her head up. "hold on, I got another one. Ahem. Oh why must thy world be so cruel? What have I done to anger thy gods so much to have" she looked up at kagome.
"what's his name again?"
"Sesshomoru."
"Sesshomoru? Wow! He's even got a sexy name! anyway? Where was i? oh yes—
What have I done to anger thy gods so much to have Sesshomoru kill me? 'Tis an outrage! An outrage I tell ya!"
This was just too much for poor kagome. She was on her knees from laughing so hard.
Sesshomoru growled. "you dare mock this Sesshomoru?"
Bryan seemed to think about it for a minute. "is that a trick question?"
Oh if Kikyo wasn't laughing before, she was laughing now.
Kagome finally sat up. "c'mon Bryan! I think you've tortured the demon lord enough for now."
"aw come on Kag! I was just getting started."
"Bryan get your sorry ass up before I—"
"who said I was sorry?"
"Bryan!"
Bryan sighed and looked up at Sesshomoru. "ya see what I gotta put up with?"
Sesshomoru just glared at her as she got up and looked down at her bloodied outfit before looking up at him again. "now that wasn't so nice."
Sesshomoru growled at plunged his sword into her heart. Bryan giggled. "take it easy fluffy."
Everybody fell over at hearing his nick name for him. Sesshomoru glared at her. "fluffy?"
Bryan nodded innocently. "just like a little fluff ball." She ruffled his hair playfully and giggled when he caught her wrist and snapped it.
"oh no. see, when you snap it, you gotta snap it like this—"
He winced as he heard the sickening snap of her wrist before she glowed a bright red and was healed. "see?"
Kagome rolled her eyes again and sighed. "Sesshomoru, this is Bryan. My very demented and twisted friend. Bryan this is Sesshomoru. A fluff ball who is Lord of the Western Lands."
She was hoping she'd get the point, but that was like waiting for hell to freeze over.
Bryan blinked. "they let a fluff ball rule the land? Odd……but then again….he is a very CUTE fluff ball."
Inuyasha was absolutely howling by now. "haha-looks like -haha- you've -haha- got a -haha- new girlfriend—HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Bryan rolled her eyes before smiling at Sesshomoru. "now, why were you here again? I know it wasn't just to blush seven different shades of pink."
"I'm here to retrieve the tetsusuiga from my half-brother."
Bryan glared at Inuyasha. "dude! You stole your brother's sword? Okay that is crossing OVER the line pal!"
"line?"
"yes! The line of what you can or can not do to your brother. I mean, trying to kill him is one thing, but STEALING! You are pure evil!"
"um, Bryan, Inuyasha didn't steal the sword. He and Sesshomoru get together and fight for it. who ever stays alive wins. So far, it's been a tie, with Sesshomoru always running off and everything…"
"so it's like a fight to the death?"
Sango nodded.
"oh, well then that's okay!"
Inu-crew falls over anime style
Suddenly Bryan gets an idea. "hey, inuyasha, you don't want kagome anymore, right?"
"right…."
"and kagome, you hate Inuyasha's guts, right?"
"right….."
"so how about you and fluffy get together?"
"WHAT!"
They all looked over at Sesshomoru, who was breathing hard from his explosion.
"dude…." Bryan stammered. "you yelled. See kag? He isn't an arrogant ass most of the time!"
"human…." Sesshomoru growled, earning himself a blank stare. "I'm not a human."
"miko then."
"not a miko either."
"demon."
"nope……."
"god?"
"nope."
"then WHAT in kami's name are you!"
"I'm a no name."
He raised an eyebrow getting a squeal out of Bryan. "you should do that more often! You look so hot when you do! See Kag? He's ten times cuter than that mutt over there."
"well I know that!" kagome blurted out. Inuyasha gaped at her.
"you think that Sesshomoru is cuter than me!"
Bryan snicker. "yeah. He doesn't have cat ears on his head."
"these are dog ears!"
She shook her head. "I've seen a dog and they don't have those ears. Their ears are longer and they droop." Here is where she smirked. "kind of like Kikyo's breasts."
"WHY YOU!" the hanyou exploded. "COME BACK HERE!"
She hid behind Sesshomoru, smiling. "see? You've seen her naked so you must know that I'm right."
"how the hell did you know that!"
Bryan shuddered. "the scent of sex was so thick last night I had no problem guessing where you were."
She yelped as he drew out the tetsusuiga. "fluffy-help!"
All he did was step to the left while the wind scar came at her. she screamed and smelted into the shadows.
They all blinked. "w-where'd she go?"
Suddenly she popped up in front of Sesshomoru and slapped him across his head.
THAP!
He glared at the no name in front of him while rubbing the bump on his head. She reminded him so much of inuyasha that he couldn't help but lose his cool.
"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR!"
"FOR LETTING HIM ATTACK ME!"
"WELL WHAT WAS I SUPPOSE TO DO!"
"HOW ABOUT STOP HIM?"
"WITH WHAT!"
She sweat dropped. "he-he. Good point."
They turned to see the Inu-crew staring at them like they were crazy. WHICH they prolly were, but never mind.
"what?"
Inuyasha began laughing his head off. "I've never seen Sesshomoru lose his cool so fast!"
Bryan glared at him before smirking evilly. Taking out a rosary, she threw another one around Inuyasha's neck. He gulped. "oh sh-"
"down!"
THUD!
"down!"
THUD!
"downdowndowndowndowndowndowndowndowndowndowndowndowndowndowndowndowndowndowndowndowndowndowndowndowndowndowndowndowndowndowndowndowndowndowndowndowndowndowndown!"
On the ground laid inuyasha in a fifty foot hole, twitching. "bitch."
"DOWN!"
Thud!
"Ow."
He knew he was in deep shit. Kagome hadn't sat him in ages and he wasn't use to getting slammed into the ground in forever.
"WHAT WAS THAT FOR!"
"for calling me bitch!"
"well what was the first ones for!"
"because I felt like it!
Sesshomoru sighed and decided to leave. It was obvious that he wasn't going to get the tetsusuiga today. but as he made his fluffy cloud appear under him to take him back to the castle, he failed to notice that Bryan was following him below, intent on setting him up with kagome.
How was it? did ya like it did ya hate it? do you want yu yu crossover or not? Sessy or not? One more chapter until you have to decided. After that, I'm deciding for myself now have a nice day (or night) and-
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