This is a letter from Draco Malfoy, please don't shoot the messenger!:

Dear Fan-fiction Writers,

Hello, many of you seem to hate me, fine I don't much like you either as I don't like muggles. Muggleborn are barely tolerable, most notably that bushy haired know-it-all plague from my school years. I cannot stand Hermione Granger turned Weasley, I really wish you would stop pairing me with her. We have nothing in common, even if her parents are well off I do not like, love or lust after her, she is plain, rude and a horrible witch who delights in my torment! To pair me with her is an insult, I am in love with Astoria and have made an honorable pureblood marriage to a good and noble family.

The Greengrass family have always come out clean in any war and this last one they ditched their neutrality and helped save over ninety percent of all muggleborn from death or Azkaban. Muggleborn do have their uses I suppose and I have become a live and let live sort of bloke, after all I did manage to get the Wizarding cultural classes installed in Hogwarts. Least I could do after that annoying beaver of a witch went and got muggle studies of what she called the correct sort put in. Reluctant as I am to say it she was right in that as we do need to know about them as they do outnumber us a thousand to one! We have no choice but to hide in plain sight though I do hate being around muggles if I can avoid it.

Now I am aware I am really good looking, I can't help it my parents both are as well. However that being said it amuses me that you would pair me with men, there are only three I have known in all my days that were. I was not surprised by Rita's outing of Dumbledore, it was rather easy to figure out if you knew how to look. I love women and only women, men are crude, disgusting and not my cup of tea. Especially Harry Potter, stop pairing me with him! It is one thing we both agree on, we love women (well in my case women, in his case shrewish harpies with red hair). I am a married man with a son and wife and that will not change.

I do regret joining the dark lord, but what would you have me do? Let the dark lord murder my family with slow and very painful torture? I did what I could to stop the suffering of my fellow students the last year I was in Hogwarts. If not for me and several other Slytherins there would be a lot of scarred and disabled witches and wizards running around. I even helped that lard Longbottom with his little war on the Carrows, not that I let him know that until after the war. I had no idea who to trust or who would win, what was I suppose to do, risk my life to save people who would rather see me dead for my family name or what house I got sorted into in Hogwarts? I helped out where I could privately but was not going to publically fight the dark lord, that would have been madness on my part!

Yes Severus Snape was my godfather, and yes I owe him for keeping me from killing Dumbledore. I can never repay him for his kindness in that act. He was a braver man than even Harry Potter and Potter knows it, look what he named his second son after all! At least he passed the Black heir-ship onto his pureblood son. Guess he finally realized that a half blood does not deserve the heir-ship of the most noble and ancient house of Black. Only a pureblood should have that honor after all.

I am a noble, a man of good breeding and do not deal with commoners. The Weasley family is one I cannot stand and never well, those peasants dared to go toe-to-toe with a noble family? Now that they have been knighted my life has become very complicated as they are now, as vulgar and horrible as they are part of the peerage. This being said I would never consider any relationship with Ginny Weasley, excuse me Ginny Potter now. Harry Potter can have the ginger hag and be welcome to her! Stop pairing us as I do not like any Weasley, even the female kind.

Anyway I really have nothing else to say to you muggles. I just wanted to get the truth out there, I don't really care if you like me or not. I wrote this as a response to your pathetic little stories and that is all. Good-bye and don't bother to visit, you will not be welcome, as if a muggle like you could even find my house!

Sincerely,

Lord Draco Lucius Malfoy