Okay...I know I normally do the whole "Awe, I love you guys BLAHBLAHBLAH" thing at the end, but I just want y'all to know ahead of time that y'all are fucking amazing. I got a great response last chapter and a few among those were asking if I was okay from the family drama. I'm so glad that y'all care! I appreciate every single one of you. Ok, since no one ever reads these things anyway... I'll get going.

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Ok, this part is very embarrassing for me...so please don't yell/scream/gasp to much... I just... Oh god. Okay, I'm going to name this one...

HFIJCOTBEEC. OAB

Holy Fuck I Just Got Caught Effin' Edward Cullen. On A Boat.

Yeah, Yeah. You saw that one coming. Ok, and just to warn y'all...my inner sex goddess likes to make an apperance from now on. Just warning yah because she is quite a vixen. Or slut. Whatever you prefer.

Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.

I searched Rosalie for the disappointment that I knew she had to have. All I could see was pure amusement on having caught us doing the dirty. How could that be? I mean she has to know that I was cheating on - Wait. She doesn't know. I forgot for a moment that I was still acting like Edward's single date.

I tried to smile warily at Rosalie, but I think it came kind of screwed up because of the thoughts I were having in my head.

WHAT THE HELL, ISABELLA! YOU JUST CHEATED ON JACOB. YOUR HUSBAND? DO YOU EVEN REMEMBER HIM?

My inner goddess smiled and shook her head. Nope, she sure didn't. She wanted to forget all about Jacob and be with Edward and the slugger he was hiding in his pants. How the hell does he walk striaght with that thing? He must have to wrap it around his leg or something...maybe he ties it in a bow...

I scolded my goddess for being skanky.

She flipped me off and went to brush her hair in the vanity mirror in her room.

God, now I know I'm going crazy.

I tried to break the tension outside by saying, "Look, Rosalie. I-"

He intrupted me by looking at Edward and asking, "Why'd you call her Bella? Is that like her bed name?"

Edward blushed and nodded and Rosalie smiled evily.

Whoa. I like that name...Bella. Hell, if he called me Elmo I knew I wouldn't care.

Alice flitted to Rosalie's side and eyed my hair. "Whoa. What happened out here? Did a tornado rip past here?"

Rosalie, Edward and I stayed quite and I frantically tried to pat down my hair. I silently glared at Edward's hair. It always has that 'just had amazing sex' flair, so nothing was out of the ordinary for him. For me though it was like I stook my hair in a blender. Or someone with extremely long fingers weaved their way through it roughly.

Rosalie snickered at my hands, probably doing more bad than good and responded to Alice, "Well, if you call "Edward's dick 'Tornado.'"

I choked and glanced at Edward. He had his gaze on Alice and she glared at him.

She stalked her way up to him and slapped him in the chest. I groaned when I saw I had left hickeys on his chest.

"Are you kidding me? Did you just have sex with your girlfriend on my boat?" Alice screeched at him.

Edward tried to calm her by putting his hands on her shoulders, but she just pushed him away. "Can I just have one party that isn't a total joke to you, Edward?"

I felt my face go in flames as people started coming outside to see what the yelling was about.

Edward gave her a fierce whisper, "Shut up, Alice."

That just egged her on more though. "Shut up? Are you fucking serious? You just had sex while your mother and father are worried about where you went to!"

I brought my hand to my mouth and closed my eyes as she faced me. "And you! You just let him do you at a party? With his parents not even 100 ft. away?"

Rosalie stepped in front of me and smiled, "Well, if Edward Cullen asked me to do it with him by the dumpster I sure as hell would."

I heard Emmett shout in surprise.

She rolled her eyes at him. "Oh, hush. You know I was just kidding. My point is that Alice is having a mental breakdown and this poor girl has no idea how to side step an 'Alice...Tornado.'"

"Bella, I'm sorry that you had to see that. She's normally very calm." Rosalie thought over what she said and fixed what she said, "Well, she's hyper, but she's normally polite."

I nodded and winced as Rosalie slapped my head. "Stop moving! I have to fix this rat's nest!"

I rolled my eyes at her. I wonder why Rosalie is being so nice to me. I don't know her well enough for her to be sticking up agasint her family for me.

"Rosalie, I'm sorry to set up all this drama..." I said while trying not to pay attention to the way my inner sex goddess replayed parts of Edward and I's foreplay. She was trying to tell me that I definetly wasn't sorry.

Rosalie didn't say anything for awhile so I kept quite and watched in amazement as Rosalie's fingers made my hair look decent again. Actually I think it looks better than it orginally did.

"Hey, Rose?" I said when she was finished.

"Yeah?"

"Why do you keep calling me, Bella?" I asked her.

She smiled at me evily. "Just because I didn't freak out like Alice did, doesn't mean my eye's aren't scared for life. Now I have the satisfaction of seeing you blush like hell everytime I say "Bella.""

I felt my cheeks heat up as she mentioned Alice's outburst earlier. The girl had pretty much called me a whore in front of Edward's family and friends.

Rosalie turned my chair so that I faced her. "Look, Bella. I'm going to be frank with you, ok?"

She waited for me to give her a signal so I nodded warily.

"Edward had a fiance who died two years ago. She was well loved by everyone in his family. She took advantage of Edward in every way possible. Money was a big thing she took advantage of. He would give her money to spend and in turn she would go buy as much drugs as she could. One day she didn't come home and the next day after that the police showed up at Edward's office and told him she overdosed. Sad thing was, she was left in a dumpster. So Edward arranged a huge funeral and everything. He was kind of a hermit after that. That's why everybody's freaking out." Rosalie took a deep breath after telling me all this.

"So, for us to see him with another woman kind of tells us he's moving on. Alice is taking that hard because Tanya was Alice's best friend." Rosalie looked down and sighed. "I guess Alice thought that since Edward showed no signs in dating other woman, he was repecting Tanya. So her seeing you made her relive that whole losing her best friend thing."

I kind of got the feeling that Rosalie never talked to anyone like this so I was immensly grateful that she was sharing this information with me.

"Thank you, Rose. It means a lot to me that you feel comfortable enough to talk to me." I put a hand on hers and she smiled.

"This is the first time that he's dating again, so don't mess it up." She warned me.

I felt the panic rise up in my chest as she said this. Jacob. Fuck.