Alright, if you didn't already know, this chapter will more likely than not be the last chapter I post for at least three weeks. I'll be in Denmark visiting family during that time, so I won't have any time to update – I'm not even taking my laptop with me anyways. Anyways, I'll try and make this chapter nice and looong so that it can keep you occupied til then ;)
Penelope Garcia: :'(
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Derek Morgan: Kevin Lynch, what did you do to my Baby Girl?
Kevin Lynch: What? I didn't do ANYTHING!
Derek Morgan: oh, OK, well then, Baby Girl, what's wrong?
Penelope Garcia: Chris Colfer, Lea Michele, and Cory Monteith are leaving Glee after this season! Waaaah!
Spencer Reid: But you still have another season to enjoy with them on it, right?
Penelope Garcia: what do you know about Glee, Reid?
Spencer Reid: not a whole lot, the only reason I've even heard of the show is because Ashley Seaver made me watch it with her last night. The only reason I agreed was because they were singing songs from the "Rumours" album
JJ Jareau: waaaah! And Amber Riley might be leaving too! *cries like a baby* (pun intended)
Will LaMontagne: I don't get it, what's the pun?
Penelope Garcia: *facepalm*
Aaron Hotchner: *facedesk*
Emily Prentiss: *facetable*
Derek Morgan: *facepalm*
Ashley Seaver: *faceblanket*
Spencer Reid: *facepillow*
Penelope Garcia: TMI Reid and Seaver! Geez!
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Ashley Seaver: what? I just woke up from a nap!
Spencer Reid: and I'm lying down on my couch! Geez yourself Garcia! Some people!*
Emily Prentiss: ^ further proof that Penelope Garcia is obsessed with Ashley Seaver and Spencer Reid's sex lives
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Will LaMontagne: This still doesn't help the fact that I don't understand the pun -_-
Derek Morgan: It's a reference to the fact that JJ is the "mother" of the team as well as a mother in reality
Penelope Garcia: you sound like Junior G-Man
JJ Jareau: and the godfather of my child
Emily Prentiss: and my "Solaris" buddy
Ashley Seaver: and my sexyass boyfriend
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Spencer Reid: Ashley, JJ, and Garcia: thank you Emily: but you never went to actually see "Solaris" with me when I offered.
Ashley Seaver: Why didn't you ask ME to go see it with you?
Spencer Reid: it was in Russian
Ashley Seaver: so?
Spencer Reid: do you speak Russian?
Ashley Seaver: no, but frankly, my dear, neither do you
Derek Morgan: BURN!
Derek Morgan: wow! I haven't said that in a while
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Emily Prentiss: alright ladies! Brittany S. Pierce quotes on three! One, Two, Three, GO!
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JJ Jareau: sometimes I forget my middle name
Penelope Garcia: Whenever I pray, I fall asleep
Ashley Seaver: Did you know dolphins are just gay sharks?
Emily Prentiss: I'm pretty sure my cat's been reading my diary.
Jordan Todd: Mr. Schue, is he your son?
Elle Greenaway: What if I have eggs for dinner, then what is it?
Emily Prentiss: I wore a tank top today because I thought it was summer. No one ever taught me how to read a calendar.
Penelope Garcia: I don't want to die yet, at least not until "One Tree Hill" is cancelled
JJ Jareau: I had a cold, so I took all my antibiotics all at once and now I can't remember how to leave
Ashley Seaver: The taste of armpit really turns me on
Spencer Reid: uhm…Good to know
Emily Prentiss: Ashley, can I shun your boyfriend momentarily?
Ashley Seaver: Knock yourself out
Emily Prentiss: HELL YEAH! Alrighty then… SHUN REID! This is a women's only comment thread, GEEZ!
Spencer Reid: O_o
Spencer Reid: Comic-con
Penelope Garcia: Comic-con
Kevin Lynch: Comic-con
Emily Prentiss: Comic-con
Derek Morgan: Comic-con
Ashley Seaver: Comic-con
David Rossi: I'm sorry, what?
Aaron Hotchner: you ruined it Dave, I was so ready to add to that
Derek Morgan: poor Hotch
Emily Prentiss: poor, poor Hotch
Penelope Garcia: poor, poor, poor Hotch
Aaron Hotchner: would you guys please stop pitying me?
Spencer Reid: nope. Poor, poor, poor, poor Hotch
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JJ Jareau: you would Ashley, you would ;)
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Emily Prentiss: good news! As far as we know, Chris Colfer, Lea Michele, and Cory Monteith are staying on Glee! WOOOOT!
Spencer Reid: as soon as it comes out, I'm dragging Ashley Seaver with me to go see "Conan"
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Ashley Seaver: the only reason you want to watch it is because you think one of the actresses in it looks like me
Spencer Reid: she DOES! Morgan, does Rachel Nichols not resemble Ashley?
Derek Morgan: I'm only going to say that Rachel Nichols is very hot!
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Penelope Garcia: listening to "99 Red Balloons"
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Spencer Reid: Don't you mean "99 Luftbalons"?
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Ashley Seaver: Britanna or Artitanny?
Spencer Reid: huh?
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Emily Prentiss: BRITANNA BITCHES!
Spencer Reid: 1) Emily Prentiss, don't call my girlfriend a bitch. 2) I'm still confused
Ashley Seaver: I'll tell you when you're back in D.C.
JJ Jareau: SPENCE AND EMILY GET OF FACEBOOK RIGHT NOW AND HELP US FIND THE UNSUB OR YOU WILL BOTH BE GROUNDED! And Spence, that means no getting to see Ashley when we get back home.
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Spencer Reid: I think I'm becoming a Gleek :/
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Penelope Garcia: I'm so proud *tears up*
Derek Morgan: wishes there was a "BFF" family option on Facebook
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Derek Morgan – Emily Prentiss: And may the odds…
Emily Prentiss – Derek Morgan: …be EVER in your favour!
Penelope Garcia: why am I suddenly yearning to ship Effie Trinket and Haymitch Abernathy?
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Spencer Reid: OMFG! The theatrical poster for "The Hunger Games" has been released!
Ashley Seaver: babe, don't swear, it doesn't fit with your personality or your sexiness
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Spencer Reid: :'( fine then! But the poster is still awesome!
Ashley Seaver: I have to agree :P
Penelope Garcia: me too! I can't wait for March 23, 2012!
Penelope Garcia: ladies! Kurt Hummel quotes on three! ONE, TWO, THREE, GO!
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JJ Jareau: oh Bambi, I cried so hard when the hunters killed your mommy.
Ashley Seaver: oh, how I've missed your insanity!
Emily Prentiss: my Power Rangers have been married and divorced in so many combinations they're like Fleetwood Mac
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Ashley Seaver: tisk tisk, Spencer. You and your Fleetwood Mac obsession ;)
Spencer Reid: let's not forget who started it!
Ashley Seaver: touché sexy
Emily Prentiss: YES! Damian is going to be on Glee!
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JJ Jareau: Can't believe they also gave Alex and Lindsay roles
Ashley Seaver: still mad at Cameron for quitting, but I still love him!
Penelope Garica: I agree, but the only reason you love him is because he looks like you smart-ass boy toy
Spencer Reid: I can read this you know, and who are you guys talking about? Besides me that is…
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Ashley Seaver: for your information, Ms. Garcia, I loved Cameron before I loved Spencer!
Spencer Reid: ^the hell?
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Derek Morgan: Ashley, we all loved Cameron before we loved Spencer ;)
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Penelope Garcia: ^quote worthy, so posting that on Tumblr!
JJ Jareau: woah! I go to check on Henry for five minutes and THIS is what I get on FB?
David Rossi: yeah, pretty much :P
JJ Jareau: damn!
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Yes yes! You can all stab me for not writing anything for over a month! But I SWEAR, I had written most of this before I'd left for vacation and I came back a few days ago so I finally got to finish it! Also, I'm going to be a little pre-occupied with my Glee/CM crossover that is, I'm sure you've already guessed it, Reid/Seaver. I'm also working on a CM high school fic that also features Glee and I'll hopefully have some of that up soon, I hope
Ps: who else is yearning for September 20th and 21st?