Damned to the Pastries Chapter 6: Plotting and Randomness, a tokyo mew mew fanfic

Hey people's! yay 13 reviews! it's an unlucky number! anyway a few things to say, first I'm having a bit of a writer's block and Antic mostly just wants to pick off the characters one by one until Tangerine and AntiC are the rulers of a bloody mess similar to hell (probably) so if any of you have ideas or suggestions do tell I need all the help I can get. Second: exams are coming up so updating might be a little slower cuz I desperately need to study (-.-;;), and third I'm bored so I'm going to do a little poll thingy so here it is, What part besides the story do you like most? a) the review thingy b) the random updates of my life c) the things in brackets d) the "I'm gonna start the story now" or e) Other please specify. Yah it's weird but it works anyway (again) my update of my life is that the radio just gave me a heart attack and it restarted (cries) will explain to anyone who wants to know what that's about. So I guess I should start the story now.

Disclaimer: I do not own Tokyo Mew Mew, but I could probably get AntiC to kill Mia Ikumi and give me the deed to it (ponders evil thoughts), oh and I don't own mcdonalds either

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"Yo Muffin!" I screamed running up to him, "wait up!"

"Muffin?" he gave me a questioning look to the sudden change in name.

"Yeah, I was thinking about Eggy since we're going to go check on him and Spaz, then I thought egg McMuffin then I thought muffin so it's your new name until I change my name again," I replied with a proud grin. By the look on his face I could tell he didn't understand a thing I had just said, then I quickly remembered the necklace and stuffed it in my pocket.

"Well then..." he just looked away and continued floating off towards the room with Egg and Spaz. Now it was my turn to give him a questioning look, why did he do the nervousmans look away? I thought, then I hit the wall the door was on, Muffin just chuckled and opened the door making me fall in, he continued laughing and I knew his revenge would be near deadly.

When we got in and I wasn't on the floor I saw Spaz was still running laps around the room screaming insanely, Eggy was now sitting on a bench trying to comprehend what I did to him before. Since he wasn't paying attention I walked over to him and then I tackled hugged him and screamed "EGGY!" in his over-sized ear.

"Ahh!" he screamed as he fell, he was still out of it for some reason so I went back to Muffin and watched Spaz go around over and over again.

"How do you make him stop that?" he questioned clearly annoyed at the chaos I had created.

"Like this," I said whistling with two fingers in my mouth, "Spaz heel!" I commanded beconing him, he just trotted over like a dog on four legs, "Sit!" he sat, "Beg" he begged like a dog, "Good boy" I clapped then patted him on the head. "Yo Ragamuffin, got any dog treats?" I asked the shocked alien.

"Why would I? And what did you do to him?" he asked with a look on his face as if his head would explode.

"I made him insane, he'll probably need to be taken for a walk soon by the looks of it" I replied being my blunt self, "that would be your job" I said walking back over to Eggy. Muffin just looked at the dog Spaz and gave this odd look between confusion, digust, and some other emotion I couldn't read. I pet the confused Eggy like a Cat and took out the pendant, and looked at it.

Cafe Mew Mew:

"So what are we going to do na no da?" Pudding asked AntiC.

"YOU COULD START BY GETTING ME DOWN FROM HERE!" Ichigo screamed hanging on the chandelier that AntiC had put her on.

"We could, but where would be the fun in that?" AntiC asked rhetorically.

"Guy's? Tangerine? How are we going to save her?" Keiichiro asked with a sweatdrop.

"Good question," AntiC said folding her arms behind her head.

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Mint cried at the thought of saving Tangerine, and with AntiC.

"Put a cork in it!" AntiC snapped, Mint immediatly stopped crying, and put on a stubborn scared look.

"GET ME DOWN!" Ichigo screamed from the chandelier.

"Later Pinky," AntiC replied waving a dismissing hand at her.

"What's with Pinky all of a sudden?" Ichigo spazzed out until the chandelier started swaying then she just clung to it for dear life.

"Would you prefer everyone learn the meaning of OOPF?" AntiC asked. Ichigo just sulked and shook her head no.

Annoyed by the number of interuptions Pudding grabbed a convenient sports horn and blew it getting everyone's attention, "PEOPLE WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO!" she screamed.

"I really have no idea," AntiC replied trying to think of ideas, "I would teleport but I have no idea where they are."

Keiichiro piped in now, "We could track her down by her cat band," he suggested.

Everyone screamed at him now "WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SOMETHING BEFORE!" as all the one's who cared and were on the ground ganged up on him.

Aliens:

Muffin and Spaz were gone now for a walk and Eggy was taking a cat-nap, so it was basically just me. I looked at my pendant and saw there was a weird blob inside it that seemed to keep changing form. "I wonder what it does?" I asked myself outloud, I wanted to find out so I thought about being a mew and fighting wrong doers and murmered, "Tangerine Insanity," there was an orange glow and in my hand appered a large orange baseball bat then I said, "go-ruden fuuten," and a gold baseball like object appeared. "That is so kool!" I exclaimed getting up, "Here batter batter batter!" I screamed as I threw though the baseball up and hit it as hard as possible. The ball flew across the room and hit a computer and made it explode in a golden-orange. I saw all the noise was starting to wake up Eggy so I concentrated on turning it back and thankfully it worked.

After a few minutes he woke up and appeared back to normal as he just stared at me, then out of nowhere he got up and hugged me and screamed "MOMMY!"

That's chapter six so yah I might not update for a bit because of exams and junk we'll see, give me your opinions and ideas, R&R and flame.

-Tangerine