"Superman"
Yuki Nagato studies her reflection in the skyscraper's mirror glass pane as she hovers 57 stories above the sidewalk. Tight blue spandex hugs her body, accented by red briefs, red boots and a flowing red cape. Yuki wonders if changing the large "S" on her chest to an "N" would be difficult.
Meanwhile, back at the tea shop…
"Superman!" Kouyouen Academy's Haruhi Suzumiya shrieks as bespectacled mild mannered reporter, Clark Kent, approaches her table.
"Please call me Clark now," the man says. He takes the seat facing her.
"Yuki stole your powers, too, huh?" Haruhi frowns. "Welcome to the club."
Author's Notes: I never understood the whole "stealing Haruhi's powers" plot point. It makes no logical sense. Anyone with powers that vast could easily shield them. "Forget this vulnerability racket," says Haruhi. "I'm going to create a universe where I'm omnipotent!" I guess that was the point of this drabble.