Grimmjow Jaggerjacques walked leisurely along the wide, seemingly never ending hallways of Las Noches. Suddenly he came upon a door that was only partly closed. Now, it isn't often you get such an amazing phenomenon as that! A half-open door! What cunning was in place here! The elusive, mysterious lone ray of light piercing through, the suggestive, almost beckoning angle… what else could poor Grimmjow do but peek in?
He did just that.
Unfortunately, the next moment he fell down flat on his face, on the brink of a cardiac arrest but definitely with a few heart palpitations. He was unable to even twitch an eyelid (quite irritating, the way he had fallen with his eyes open). Thankfully, the Espada Szayel Aporro Granz came strolling around, and what should he find but pitiful Grimmjow, stuck in a dead faint, with his eyes open?
"A most interesting place to have a heart attack…" said he, and ordered a stretcher to examine the nearly-dead Grimmjow.
The next day, word had spread like wildfire. And hence it had reached none other than the Arrancar Women's Association. "I find it most interesting! Let's see what was enough to scare our powerful Grimmy to deathhhhhh~" said a cheerful Apache. Most out of character for her, but nowadays she was always like that. Especially after returning from a certain pink haired Espada's quarters.
"I propose we check it out," said Mila Rose. "But should we? I mean, as Espada got scared to the point of a heart attack you know…" said a thoughtful Inoue Orihime. "How about this," suggested Loly, "we go check up on Grimmjow, and then we go check out the scene of crime. Espadas heal fast. He'll tell us what it was," "And anyways, Harribel-sama is the Third Espada. She don't get scared of anything," said Mila Rose. Harribel uncomfortably looked away. There were some things she feared, like Zommari's underpants, and she didn't like to say she was invincible.
"Fine. Let's check out Grimmjow," said Menoly, after an unanimous vote.
AT SZAYEL'S HIDEY HOLE i MEAN LABORATORY
"Really, I fail to see what business you have at my laboratory," said Szayel. He was amazed to see such a gathering of Arrancar and a human. He hated the ruckus they would cause. "Let us see Grimmjow, Granz," said Harribel, and of course there was no way he could disobey that, she was of a rank worlds apart from him. "Very well," he replied, begrudgingly, "he is here," the scientist pointed to a door that no one had noticed before, partly because it was built into the wall. "Thank you," said Inoue, always the one with the best manners.
"Grimmjow was lying on a bad, and the whole room was rather like a hospital room. He was unconscious. Very fragile and delicate. "Hey, get up, Grimmy!" said Apache, slapping him for all she was worth.
His heart beat dipped.
"Come on, come on," said Loly and Menoly, two twin goddesses of disaster. The pulled at his feet, and if Grimmjow had been awake, he would have screamed: "THOU SHALT NOT HAVE MY MANHOOD, THY DEVILS!"
His heart beat dipped even lower.
Mila Rose jumped up and down on his stomach, like he was made up of elastic or something. Her high heels dug most painfully into his stomach.
His heart beat dipped dangerously low.
And all of a sudden he snapped into painful consciousness. "Ah, he's awake!" said Orihime, standing by his side wearing a Nurse's uniform that she had gotten from Szayel's wardrobe. The others didn't even want to think why Szayel would have such an atrocity (which included a skirt, thank you very much) in his wardrobe.
"Right, Grimmy, let's get straight to the point here. What scared you so bad that you peed your pants?" said Apache. Those images flickered through Grimmjow's mind, and once again he slumped down with a few more heart palpitations.
The entire above stated process was repeated.
"Is it safe for us to go see what is behind that door?" Suddenly, with a newfound burst of energy, Grimmjow frantically shook his head from side to side, obviously saying NO.
The AWA left him to his fate.
"Come on we gotta see it! I'm dying to!" said Mila Rose. The rest of the group agreed. And so it came to be that the group passed to the same hallways, saw the same door, peeked through in the same way, and… fell down in the same way.
And once again, Szayel to the rescue!
"Heart palpitations… this human has even gone into cardiac arrest…" muttered Szayel.
In a few months, Grimmjow was halfway recovered, and on repeated prodding, revealed the following particulars:
"I told them not to, I did, and it's a horrifying sight it is…" Grimmjow sobbed.
"What is?" asked Szayel.
"Aizen without makeup is!"