L-That cake was great
Raito- I am going to kill you Firah!!
Firah- Try me. I have the Deathnote and you do not.
Raito- I will get it from you, just you wait.
Firah- (sing song voice.) Waiting!
Near- you two need to calm down, your going to give me a headache.
Mello- And that would be what you deserve, right Matt.
Matt- Totally.
L- Mello you really hate Mear, huh?
Matt- well, isn't that obvious?
L- Yes.
Firah- Then why bother asking.
Near- Seriously.
Matt- We got more letters!
Near- Then it's time we respond.
Raito- Remember Firah doesn't own my death note nor the anime.
I'm back, and didja miss me?
For all of you:
If you had to change one thing you did in the entire series, what would you change?
And Light, sorry but you were so much cooler before L died.
Near, Mello and Matt, you ruined Light's awesome Kira-ness.
-
Artemis
what to change..Hmmmm. I know my whole death scene wreaked of lame. Hell I was hardly in the series. I would change it so that I became as much of a main character as my dearest, Mello.- Matt.
I would have to say that Death Note should include more yoai hints with L improvement. -Lawliet
Hell I would Kill that BASTARD Near before he found out I was Kira. I mean it. -Light
Me changing the series, I would replace Near and become L instead of him! I would have more chocolate too. -Mello.
Hm, this is so very interesting...
Raito: How do you manage to laugh the way you do? Is that some sort of special talent of yours? Oh, and have you ever considered becoming an Abercombie and Fitch model? Just wondering...
Near: If you could only bring legos or a toy robot with you somehwere, which would you choose?
L: Who do you think was a better successor? Near or Mello?
Mello: Do you ever drink chocolate milk as a substitute for chocolate bars? Have you ever considered getting a haircut(I'm just curious, but I love your haircut, it's so smexy ;).)? What country are you originally from? (By the way, you're awesome Mello. You're number one to me!).
Matt: Do you prefer your hair red, or green (since in the anime it was green...)? How did you get your mad gaming skills?
-Carnivorous Mushroom
I laugh sadistically. Maybe it's a tallent of mine. I must be the greatest evil laugher of all. Bwahahahahaha!! Abercombie and Fitch what? - Raito
I would prefer to bring them everywhere. It's less boring that way. - Near
Ha ha ha..either one is going to strangle m if I answer this question. I have to say that Near has more qualities to be my successor. - L
Ewe chocolate milk instead of my chocolate bars. How could you suggest such a thing? It's a disgusting idea. Hair cut! Do i look like I need a hair cut? Maybe your the one who needs the hair cut. -Mello
I prefer my hair the color red because i look less like some-king of freak. I got my skills by starting video game playing at age two. My parents always though tit was stupid but I wasn't the kind to listen to tell on that subject. -Matt.
Near, are you aware that you are absolutely adorable? Nate is a nice name.
Light, have you ever considered how annoying it is when villans are not disliked? (didn't dislike you 'till L died) Also, your evil genius is awesome.
Sorry Mello, but at one point I was under the impression that you were a girl (probably due to your facial expressions at the thought of working with Near...).
L, would you come back to life and move to Seattle? That way I could kidnap you...
-Orohippus
I am adorable because I have adorable features. No one has seen all of them. I prefer Nate over Near any day. -Near
You and Firah are of the same mind. No i haven't considered how annoying it would be if I wasn't disliked. I know my genius is awesome. I couldn't live with out it. -Light
Why does everyone call me a girl when they first see me!! Even Matt did! T-T - Mello
I am very much alive, I am not sure if I will like the weather in Seattle. - L
L - If the genders in the song 'I Kissed A Girl' by Katy Perry were reversed, don't you think it would completely fit Light? -hint hint- And you're my favorite character!! Yay!!
Light - If the genders in the song 'I Kissed A Girl' by Katy Perry were reversed, don't you think it would completely fit you? -hint hint-
Mello - You do not look like a girl. Pfft. You're soo much better than Near. Chaa. I screamed at Light when you died. You rule. It is not a question. I do not care.
Near - Did Light's infamous laugh scare you in the slightest?
That is all.
-Elle
Maybe...Cough yes cough...Thanks for the fav!! - L
No, did Light com up with the question. All we did is go out on one date geez. -Light.
Yes, a human being who doesn't call me a girl!! A miracle. - Mello
I still have...n-nightmares. p.s. don't tell anyone! - Near.
Hello. Despite this being a slightly degrading thing to do, I must admit this "Questioning" concept had piqued my interests.
To the Author:
I have a few comments to add quickly. I have noticed you've been slacking slightly in these lately, making them no longer in letter form but nearly 100 percent chat speak. I speak for a variety of people when I say that if you used slightly better grammar, this would be a much more interesting experience. I do not mean to insult you.
To L:
I know I sound extremely superficial, but how exactly do you feel you are above Light's way of justice? Of course, he's skewed in his dreams, but surely, you could see what caused him to begin his Judgment, correct? Then again, you are not a normal person, I admit, and therefore never lived on the streets of your neighborhoods and watched as people were robbed. Watched as girls were rapped. Can you at least admit that Kira was right in the fact that the world s filthy? That it needs to be cleaned up?
To Near:
I am disgusted by you. Not be your appearance or any other shallow matter, but by your mind. It is easy to see that you relied on dishonest tricks to defeat Kira, who was smarter than you. You have to know that alone, you were no match for him. Thus, you soiled the good name of L by using the notebook to destroy Mikami and Kira. I am highly sure you did o that, especially in how you risked many lives in burning the notebooks, for no one knew if the destruction rule was true. Do you feel guilty? Do not attempt to say that it's false. You used the evil notebook, soiled L's name, and all you have to show for it are dead companions and a boring life.
To Mello:
It is easy for one to see that your no hospitable disposition is rather similar to many o Kira's ideals. However, you were blinded by the need to defeat Near by killing Kira first. Tell me, Mello, if you had no need to destroy Kira and were a regular person, would you support him or even just his ideals?
To Light:
Unlike the majority of the masses, I support Kira's ideals, but that's beside the point. My question is this. If you were ruler of the new world, would you bring L back if possible? Please don't reply with an answer that involves love, but merely from a beneficial perspective.
To Matt:
This is the most carefree inquiry of them all. Tell me, Matt, but do you enjoy a good novel? In addition, if so, please tell me what your favorite genre is. If not, please explain why.
I was also wondering…could I possibly ask B, the notorious eccentric mass murderer, a question? If not, L can answer as B for him in his stead.
To B:
I have quite a few for you, my mysterious friend.
-Have you ever eaten human flesh? Many people say you're a cannibal, which I find as a disgrace to your memory.
-If you had been a normal person, not personally knowing of L, would you support L or Kira?
-Do you have any phobias or mental illnesses, such as schizophrenia?
-Finally, who do you dislike most of those sad excuses for successors? I do not mean to insult them, but I believe that they are inferior to the mind of B.
-Shinami Tsuyoki
Light does murder. Not justice. to kill one without a trial is a sin. Judgment, that makes me laugh.It needed to be cleaned in legal terms. How ever I can forgive at least 50 criminal deaths - L
Guilt is a simple part of life, Shinami. Sure I feel some guilt but I shall live and that's all that I know. For all I care it's those script writers who made me like this. yell at them. - Near
Hell I would be on Kira's side. Kira is cool but that is without my competition. -Mell
A good novel, sometimes i read before I got to bed. I would prefer fantasy, because fantasy is awesome. There are many different things that happen in a fantasy book. It's a great genre to read. - Matt
Firah- well I am bringing B in, in chains.
Human flesh is disgusting. you people amuse me. What the hell do I care? As long as I am not the one being killed. Illness, not likely. Near is a sad excuse. Playing mind games with Kira. Either way I don't care much. - B
Once again, amused. Yes.
To All: Does any one of you know a NORMAL way for teenage girl to raise 30? I need it cuz my shoes look trashier than L's and no one I know has time to spare or money to share with and for me to go buy me those shoes I wanted. Anyone? Open for NORMAL suggestions, L.
--Specific People-
To Near: Love, Halle is that one chick who works on your team. The chick who housed Mello but he got at her cuz she ran outta chocolate and so yeah... Just thought that you might remember the blonde on your team?
To L: Do you have a favourite ice cream place I could possibly try?
To Mello: ! You BETTER date Matt or I swear to MY GOD KIRA that I will die of withdrawls because, Mello, God of Awesome, the MattxMello yaoi is my addicting drug. DO NOT DEPRIVE ME! Please...? I NEED MELLOxMATT TO LIVE! Okay I'm done with that...
To Light: -swoons in the presence of the true God Kira- OHMIGAWD HE ACCPETED ME! YES!! IN YOUR FACE HANA! -cackles evilly at best friend sitting in the back ground- Kami-Sama, where did you learn to laugh like that? I would be in HEAVEN if I could laugh like that. Your laugh is my ring tone on my cell phone and I LOVE it. In fact, I love everything about Kami-Sama... But where'd you learn to laugh like that...?
To Matt: Er... I was planning on having you push MisaMisa off the Pearl at the end of the third movie, Matt... Um... So yeah... NONE OF YOU HEARD ANYTHING!! That was like the biggest secret of the damned story too... MATT I LOVE YOUR CAR! CAN I KILL EVERYONE WHO MESSED IT UP? I seriously started sobbing when I saw it messed up... I counted 14 bullet dents in your car... Yes, I am that obsessed with it that I freeze-framed the scene on my computer like eighty times just to count... It was hell.
To Firah: Of COURSE it was a BRILLIANT idea. As long as I'm not conversing with the D.N characters out loud to the dogs or in my head, I am happy!
XOXOXOXO- YoroichiKaze
P.S.: Aside from MelloxMatt yaoi -my addicting drug- this pretty much keeps me alive. -gives Light L's real name, gives L a life time supply of sweets, gives Matt asorted video games, gives Near ranomly chosen toys from Toys R Us, gives Mello Willy Wonka's chocolate factory with oompa-loompas, and gives Firah whatever the hell she wants as thanks for keeping me alive-
well a good way to make money is babysitting, sure some kids can be a hasle but that's the best way to do it. charge 5 dollars an hour and babysit a few times and you shall have more money. - Firah (who is also having trouble making money for Otakon in Baltimore)
Sure i remember her, she was a good member but I don't know what you mean with this '' What's the point of them? - Near
To live, I highly doubt that. however, I will try one coffee trip and if it does or doesn't work don't thank me or curse me. - Mello.
My laugh is amazingly evil. I just do it. I don't know how it happened. I am glad your happy.- Light
I love it! That MisaMisa needs a stern hard leason. Yet it would be more amazing for her to be eaten by the kraken, ammusing. Sure beat them up i will pay ya a nickel. - Matt.
Good, I am glad!- Firah
Just a few random Questions.
L- Every in my class reads death note and r only on the first volume and when i showed them u they didn't believe me, WHY ARE U SO AWESOMELY WIERD!
Near-AHH!! Ur so cute! glomps
Mello- If you could would you hold wilywonka as a hostage and force him to give u his chocolate factory?
Matt-Do you like zelda games?
Light- u suck and if i could kill u i would...
SHINIGAMI KICK BUTT!
-sorry, Suki-chan,AKA Itsuko Lawliet.
I am awesome because all eat is sweets and have no cavities. I am the god of judgment on kira. Your classmates have problems. - L
I have been glomped! That's strange. This feeling what do I call it, yes joy is the right word. -Near
Hell yah, I would eat all his chocolate while selling it making millions. I could do with out the oompa-loompas, they scare me. - Mello
Zelda games are awesome! I have played a couple and beat them a trillion times. - Matt
But you can't! HA HA HA HA! - Light
Of course Shinigami kick butt!! -Ryuk
Firah- Ryuk, when did you get here?
Ryuk- Just now, I wanted check out little Kira here. (messes with lights hair)
Light- Don't do that!
Near- How long are you staying?
Ryuk- 'Til someone kicks me out.
Mello- Ya know we still have letters left.
L- Lets read them then.
Hi! I just wanna ask some questions for you guys!
For L:
- What do you think about L CHANGE THE WORLD movie? Have you watched it? It's awesome! Ken'ichi-san has done a great job!
- Would you date a GIRL?
- I wanna kiss your cheek. chup. Was it better than Misa's?
For Light I'M A GAY:
- Why don't you just be a model? You're really handsome, y'know? (although I hate you so much because being evil, killed L and playing games with girls's hearts)
- Stop breaking Misa's heart! I can understand her although she is so damn stupid!
- Don't ever date with L! I'm sure L is not gay like you!!
- Well, I like your laugh (yes, that evil one). Where did you learn that? Was it Yagami's?
For Near:
- Are you L's brother? Or L's son? Cuz you both are so much alike.
- You are also as cute as L. Why do many people hate you??
For Mello n Matt: I don't have question for you, but you two are really awesome.
Thanks!!,
uRufu-cHwaN
No i have not seen that movie how ever i can get to watching it asap. Yes i would date a girl (if light doesn't get jealous.) Yes i was.- L
Model for what? Girls? I don't have time to waste on a thing like that. I have to rule the world! who really cares about Misa, she is annoying. Hmm. Maybe you should be telling L. I just know how to laugh that way.- Light
We are orphans, but like brothers not related by blood. I have no idea what thier problem is. - Near
Thanx! - Matt and Mello
bwahaha. :) beware the freed of the jennifer...
Mello- I'll blow you up. I'm referring to the many explosives that I have planted along your Mafia's (not so secret anymore) hide out, the apartment you share with Matt(bow chicka wow wow), and the studio you are in right now... unless my demands are met. How ya keeping up Mello? My first demand! I demand you ask out Matt; since you have previously admitted to not being homophobic, and it would be shallow and rude if you refused to date Matt on the grounds that he is a boy. And I dont CARE if he's not gay. He is now. True love holds no bounds. :) Teehee. I'd laugh if he said no. Well, not really. because I'm a huge MattxMello fan. It's just cute. :D my other demand: Today just happens to be 'Act like a Gay Gangsta who loves Matt' day. You WILL be a gay gangsta who loves Matt. Or you die... again. My finger is on the button Mello, whether I push it is up to you. WORLD DOMINATION! ...and yaoi.
-jennafurr freeed
Well, bring it on! I survived an explosion before. I am good. Me ask out matt hell no, then I will be shallow. Besides it's not like you can kill me off. - Laughing Mello
OHAI I love this; It amuses me greatly.
Anyhoos..
My questions are,
Near - If you woke up in bed with Halle, surrounded by poptarts(the cinnamon brown sugar ones) and really loud hyperactive techno was playing, you were both wearing neon pink spandex and covered in alcohol and there was a dead stripper over in the corner, what would you do?
Mello - Can you take your underwear off without taking off your pants, socks, or shoes first? I can!
Can you do it to Near, too?
And RAITO-KUN! You are seriously my most awesomely favorite guy in history, just because.. you're so much like me it's scary. Well, passing through the fangirl speeches of noveltude, my question is, would you ever consider killing very STUPID AND VAPID celebrities, and making them donate all their money and fortunes to those less fortunate, like cancer hospitals, schools, homes for the homeless, and orphanages and such?
I mean, what with the way celebrities are so greedy, corrupt(usually) and such bad influences, it would be a good idea, maybe?
L - TWO questions- Would you ever considerer turning over to Light's side, just once? I mean, if Kira and L worked TOGETHAR IN LUURVE just think of the things you could achieve! ANDANDAND - If you got smacked on the butt by a random person in the street and they go all "HI LAWLIET IMMA EAT YO' BABEHZ" would you freak out really hard?
I also wanna ask Matt something if'n I can..
Matt- If you were surrounded by naked zombies and you were running through the streets in the rain covered in syrup and captain crunch and you had the choice between a waterballoon filled with cottage cheese and gasoline or a rattlesnake-launching bazooka, and you had to get THROUGH the brick wall and across the ocean to the peanut factory, would you kiss Misa Amane or Kiyomi Takada?
..Or would you just cut off Light's pinky finger?(the right one)
TO ALL-
Would you/have you ever done any drugs of any kind?
I mean, Mello was in the yummy crinimul life for a while what with the mafia and all.. have You ever smoked a joint or done anything that made you go WHEE?!
..And if you COULD try a drug without going to jail or losing valuable headmeats, what would you try and why?
-would love to see L tripping out on DXM, see Light stoned off his and giggling like a girl, and watch Near shoot up speed and rocketlaunch across the room giggling like a psycho-
-passes out free narcotics-
-pounces on Firah and forcefeeds X-
-The-Aryan2
Kill myself. No i can't. -Near
Near is a loser! I can do it!- Mello
Of course I would! Those celebrities are too greedy.- Light
I would have to say i would for a day. That jerk who hit me would never see another day. -L
Takada, who the hell would kiss Misa? I would prefer we all keep our fingers. They are vital when playing video games.- Matt.
Nope- L
No way! and no- Mello
Do cigarettes count? if not maybe i can try something.- Matt
Hell no! to answer the next question, maybe-Light (hiding something behind his back.)
throws narcotics in the trash
NOOOO!! -Firah
hi!1 sorry for not asking question lat happy i was in a plane owo.um i have no question but this. yis most of u people mean or get annoyed by matsu-kun (matsuda) hes only trying to keep everyone happy D: and and there is no near, mello, or matt nendoroid figures D: whine randomly ok done wee me tis uber-hyper right now bye!
- chibiharu-chan :3
I love matsuda-kun! He's amazing! I know I should another interactive fanfic called ask Matsuda!- Firah
L: What animal is your favorite? And I think you look like a panda
NEAR:Why do you wear pjs all the time? Do you have someing agenst normal clothes?
MELLO:Why do you waer a rosery? Are you religous and can I have a hug?gives puppy dog eyes
Matt:what were you last thoughs when you were about to get shot? Want to play Guiter Hero with me some time?
LIGHT:...I hate you and you suck...
Well thats all I have for now Til next time
Niko Hiroshi
Panda's are cool but I prefer dogs better. Dogs are loyal. - L
They aren't pajama's it's a shirt and pants. They are normal. whould you like me to wear a belly shirt or something? -Near
I am religious, and I welcome hugs. - Mello.
My thoughts were. "Shit I am going to die, why couldn't I have seen Mello one last time?" Sure I will play Guitar hero! Maybe we can invite Temari of the funk. -Matt
No comment.- Light
just decided to ask a few questions for our star characters:
1. L, how r things going between u and light now at the moment?
2. Light, u r the man! i dont care how psychotic u were in the end, u were without a doubt the most intelligent character in the whole friggen anime, my question is, where do u get your clothes? u sure as hell know how to dress.
3. Mello and Matt, these fangirls these days r really putting u two together alot and in most of those cases matts the dominant one (the best way to have it anyway, no offense mello) i mean i'm a straight guy reading this stuff and i think its funny as hell, but yea my question is wats it like being together? if thats so?
4. Matt, i felt extremely sorry for u in ur final hours of living, u didnt deserve, maybe thats why u have so many fangirls anyway, i think ur the man with that camaro and hidden shotgun lol, so wat is it with the goggles? not that they dont look good on ya frankly u look awesome with them, but just why do u wear them?
5. Near, u really were kind of creep and ur about my age maybe, but u look like a cute lil 10 year old no offense, ur like a lil brother i always would've wanted and thanx for appearing on screen, my question is, wat would u have thought of light if he wasnt kira? u think u guys could've been friends?
6. to all, can u guys sing? if so wat song would u guys sing if at a karaoke? lol
-Jeremy Carter
Don't walk into my bedroom at midnight. I would attempt to sing Hit Me With Your Best Shot by Queen.- L
I got them online they cost a lot. I mean like hundreds. I would sing Great Escape by Boys like girls- Light
Matt and Me, what a strange world. maybe this time I can be the dominate one. Would you like it that way? I would sing Smile by Kutless- Mello
I wear them because they look cool. Why do you think Naruto wore them goggles in the first episode? Don't say because he had nothing else to wear instead of a headband because he could wear nothing instead. I would totally sing Grow up by Simple plan.-Matt
I think we could have been brothers maybe his father could have adopted me. That would have been great. I would sing Teenagers by My chemical Romance-Near
Firah- Wow that took a while.
Near- Yes it did.
Mello- I am tired. Time to hit the sack. (walks upstairs.)
Matt- Wait for me. (runs after him.)
Firah- (falls over with a nose bleed)
L- Did you all enjoy this?
Light- Post more letters. :D