Random Akatsuki Stories

by GreenStar13

I was bored, and listening to the Spice Girls when I thought up this idea, so you can't blame me. Blame them. These are just random drabbles of crap I had to get out of my system, so yeah. Hope you actually like them.

6. Damn You Itachi

I have been going through alot lately, mainly finding out that the person I'm dating is a sociopath, bent on breaking me down, until I have no one left but him, where he has me all to himself, which is quite terrifying, and I've been left to face this alone. I've been thinking of ways to fight back, but so far, I've been losing people who can help me, sooo, any ideas, would be the greatest help ever. And I do not own Naruto.

Chapter 6

Damnit, he's still following me, un!

The blonde thought, picking up his pace and speed walking down the seeminly endless hallways of the Akatsuki's hidden base.

Shit, shit, shit, shit!

"Sempai!"

Damnit! Deidara fumed, coming to a halt in the middle of the hallway, clenching his fists and gritting his teeth, taking a deep breath, his eye twitching slightly. "I swear to Kami, if he does it again..."

"Sempai, sempai, sempai, sempai, sempai, sempai, sempai, sempai, sempai, sempai, sempai, sempai, sempai, sempai, sempai, sempai, sempai, sempai, sempai, sempai, sempai, sempai, sempai, sempai, sempai, sempai, sempai, sempai, sempai, sempai, sempai, sempai, sempai, sempai-"

"WHAT TOBI?"

There was a pause, as the childish man stopped bouncing up and down in front of his clearly pissed Sempai, whose face was deep red, his nostrils were flared.

"Uhm..." Tobi pondered, poking himself in the forehead, then shrugging. "Oh yeah! Tobi wanted to ask Deidara-sempai if he would like to-"

"I absolutely refuse to do anything with you, un!" Deidara shrieked in his face, spinning on heel and storming back down the hallway he had come from to originally escape Tobi's annoying presence.

"But sempai!"

"NO!"

Tobi's sholuders slupped and he called down the hall to another room, "Sorry, Ginhoshi-chan! Deidara-sempai said no to going bathing suit shopping with you and Konan!"

At the other end of the hall, Deidara froze, smacking face first into the wall, a girly whine heard behind him. "Well crap! Ah, might as well bring Itachi along... Hey, Itachi-kun! I have a favor to ask of you!"

At that comment, Deidara died alittle inside, before promptly blacking out from head trauma.