Hehehehe....Sorry for not updating my other two stories everyone! I've just gotten into this one so much! Sorry. So everyone knows there should be at least 40 chapters in this story, one chapter for each line of lyrics. Oh, and in case you didn't notice, I REALLY hate Sakura!
There's no escape now, no mercy no more...
"So Nikita, when was the last time you went shopping? You know, for like clothes and makeup and stuff?"
Was Ino's giddy question to Nikita.
"Ummmm....well, never. I had to hide my identity at a young age and...I've kinda become a tomboy, so to speak."
Tenten gave Nikita a terrifying grin.
"Well then girls! I say we introduce Nikita to the wonderful world of SHOPPING!!!!"
Tenten grabbed her other arm and even Hinata seemed to get into it, gently pushing her along. The blond haired girl sweat dropped.
'I got a bad feeling about this....'
Two hours later Ino was leading a chase for Nikita as the girl had run away in terror.
"NOOOOOOOO!!!!! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!"
"GET BACK HERE!!!! YOU GONNA SHOP WITH US WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT!!!"
As she ran Nikita quickly made a hand sign.
"KAGE BUSHIN NO JUTSU!!!!"
Instantly 13 clones popped out of nowhere and scatted across the village, to buy the real Nikita some time.
"Kuso!"
The girls landed on a rooftop and talked for a while before making they're own bushin and giving chase to the clones.
"Hahahaha! I gave them the slip! Whew...."
Nikita wiped a hand across her brow as she looked out from her hiding place in the shadows and quickly raced down the street, ignoring the looks of hate and the swears that escaped from peoples lips when she accidentally barreled into them in her haste to escape the wrath of the three other Konoha kunoichi, it seemed that word of her really being a girl spread across the village like wild fire already.
"Hey! Shino! Kiba! Heeeeeeey!!!"
Nikita waved her hand frantically as she approached the two males.
Kit! I told you to stay away from the mutt!
'Shut Kyuubi! I refuse to go back to those...those maniacs!!'
"Hey Nikita! What are you doing here? Aren't you supposed to be with the other chicks?"
Kiba asked while Shino nodded in agreement. Nikita took a few moments to catch her breath.
"No way! They're all crazy! I've never seen so much PINK in my entire LIFE!!!"
Nikita shuddered in fear and disgust.
"Awwww, come on. It can't be that bad."
Was Kiba's "sympathetic reply". Nikita grabbed him by his collar while Akamaru backed away, sensing the blood lust coming off of our favorite blond ninja.
"Oh yeah?! How would you like to be dragged into store after store and forced to try on all sorts of uncomfortable and reveling clothing?! To be dragged into makeup stores and be sprayed with perfume and Kami-sama knows what else?! NO YOU DON'T SO DON'T TELL ME IT'S NOT THAT BAD!!!!"
Nikita was now shaking Kiba roughly at this point.
"OK OK OK!!! Jeez! Let go of me woman!!"
Nikita finally let go of Kiba and he took a few steps back to fix his jacket grinning a little bit.
'Revieling outfits eh?'
He quickly wiped a drop of blood from his nose before anyone could notice.
"THERE SHE IS!!!"
Nikita turns white.
"Oh shit...."
Suddenly like rabid attack dogs Ino and Tenten grab her legs and pull them out from under her, dragging her back to the shopping district. She twists until her stomach is on the ground and she digs her nails into the dirt, desperate to not get dragged back to Hell.
"NO!!!! HAVE MERCY UPON MY SOUL!!!!"
The girls just laugh evilly as they drag Nikita to her doom.
Kiba and Shino have the look of someone who just shat themselves and Akamaru was whimpering in fear.
"Damn girls, I'll kill them!"
Nikita fixed the tons of bags on her arms as she walked to the Uchiha compound. Good Lord it had been Hell. They made her buy stuff that was WAY to reveling for her tastes but as Tenten said
"You need to be at least a little bit sexy if you wanna snag a guy!"
Nikita rolled her eyes and snorted.
'Yeah, if you wanted to snag a pervert like Kakashi-sensei.'
Reaching the door to the Uchiha compound she froze.
She didn't have a key!
So she did the only thing someone would have done in her situation.
"HEY!!!! SASUKE-TEME!!! OPEN THE FREAKING DOOR!!! I DON'T HAVE A DAMN KEY YOU BASTARD!!!!"
In about two seconds flat Sasuke opened the door and looked out at Nikita with an annoyed look on his face, it looked like the loud blond had woken him up from a nap.
His eyes were bleary and his hair was sticking up all over the place. A slight blush came upon her whiskered cheeks.
'Wow....he looks so cute like that...wait...WHAT THE HELL AM I THINKING?! Bad Nikita Bad bad BAD!!!'
"What the Hell do you think your doing baka?"
"Trying to get in the house since a certain Teme forgot to give me a key!"
Without another word Nikita pushed past him and into the house.
"What's all of that?"
"The spoils of Hell."
Was her dead-pan answer.
"Ugh, there's so much stuff here!"
I think most of it looks nice Kit.
Nikita held up a hot pink thong.
"Does this look nice to you?
Uhhhh...wow...
"Exactly."
After shoving all of the crap away (Along with a bunch of stuff that she liked and chose out with Hinata) she unpacked the makeup and beauty junk.
"I can't believe this, makeup! It's junk in a box! I'm never gonna wear makeup!"
You never know Kit.
"Oh yeah? When have you ever even touched a tube of lipstick? Not to mention most of these perfumes hurt my nose, there so strong."
Meanwhile out in the hall Sasuke had walked by Nikita's room when he heard her talking. He put his ear to the door and listened to what seemed to be a one sided conversation.
'What a loser...she even talks to herself.'
"You're a freaking fox! What would you know about fashion?!"
He blinked a few times and a slight frown graced his face.
'Oh....she must be talking to the fox...'
"And don't even get me started on these bras!"
It was then and there the Uchiha decided he had heard enough a quickly retreated to his room.
Yes! I love it! Woooooot! Only two more days till Halloween and I'm gonna be Konan! Finding the wig was Hell! Just like Nikita I HATE to go clothes shopping! And I HATE pink! PINK IS EVIL!!!