A/N: So. Can anyone tell me what the number for 911 is? Really. In case my house goes on fire and everything. I forgot it but my mother says its important, so.

Disclaimer: YAAAAY! I OWN THE NIGHT WORLD!

...

I really do.

I own the night world as much as Lindsay Lohan hasn't gone to rehab.

That means i don't own it.

Name: Thierry Descouerdes

Age: 19

Friends: 9192

In a relationship with Hannah Snow

Interested In: Stone age, pens, rivers, politics, egypt

Organizations: Founder of Circle Daybreak

What's on your mind?

Thierry Descouerdes's status update: I can't believe Hannah talked me into getting one of these.

~ Ash Redfern, Hannah Snow, Maya Redfern, Thea Harman, Lupe, and Nilsson like this~

Comments:

Hannah Snow: You don't like it?

Thierry Descouerdes: Well, it keeps saying weird things like, "David Blackburn just poked you" but he didn't, and so i click on it, and it says, "Would you like to poke David Blackburn?" i mean why would you ASK that!

Hannah Snow: *sigh*

Thierry Descouerdes: Hannah? It says you just poked me. Is this true? I didn't notice...you aren't even in the room! Where are you?

David Blackburn: Thierry, it means she (and I) poked you VIRTUALLY. Its virtual, online poking. Just for fun.

Rashel Jordan: Oh, yes. You HAD to tell him?

~ John Quinn, Jez Redfern, Ash Redfern, Morgead Blackthorn, Poppy North and 8 others like this ~

Hannah Snow: I'm at the boardwalk.

Thierry Descouerdes: Alone? Or with Lupe? Or are you with Iona or Iliana or whom?

Hannah Snow: Yep, i'm there alone :)

Thierry Descouerdes: Hannah! Don't go alone! There are hundreds of evil humans there who can hurt you, or kidnap you! You could be kidnapped!

Rashel Jordan: Yeah Hannah, you could be kidnapped xD

~ John Quinn, Ash Redfern, and Raksha Keller like this ~

Hannah Snow: Thierry, i'll be fine!

Thierry Descouerdes: how do you know? They are hiding in every corner! And they can drug your food! They do it so fast you wouldn't be able to notice! And they can blend in with the crowd, and then they sneak up behind you, and they have oxygen masks with a type of gas that makes you faint. They give you shots before they take you in their van! That could happen! Its very dangerous!

John Quinn: Bad hannah.

Rashel Jordan: Its very dangerous, Hannah ;)

Hannah Snow: That's technically true, but...i mean, it never really happens! It could but, theres more of a chance that i'll get struck by lighting while wearing a pink dress.

Iliana Dominick: But, Hannah, You hate pink...and you hate dresses too.

Rashel Jordan: No, really? Someone, send this fluffy pure soul whatever witch child to school already!

Thierry Descouerdes: Hannah, it could happen to anyone! And you never know when. You have to be careful, prepared...That's it Hannah! I'm sending someone out...has anybody bothered you?

Hannah Snow: Well, there was this ONE guy...

Thierry Descouerdes: WHAT DID HE DO?

Lupe: Lord Thierry, remember the promise to Lady Hannah...no killing...

Thierry Descouerdes: I won't kill him. I'll just hurt him. A lot...a very big lot.

Hannah Snow: Haha...well, i was kidding :P

Rashel Jordan: OMG we've taught her well, too

John Quinn: She still has a lot to learn, but we're off to a very very good start.

Hannah Snow: Thierry? Are you mad? Oh, gosh, i'm sorry...

Thierry Descouerdes: Yes, Hannah. I am very mad. But not at what you said, but that you went there alone, and there are a lot of people who molest teens and children, Hannah, i am really worried. I'm coming to the boardwalk, too.

Rashel Jordan: Oh god.

Hannah Snow: No! Thierry, i'm getting christmas presents for everyone, including you, and so i have to be here alone. Besides, i have my cell phone, 911 on speed dial.

Thierry Descouerdes: But...they have gas masks...bad gas masks...you could faint before you got the chance to call 911.

Rashel Jordan: Yeah, Hannah. Gas masks :P you could faaiinnt...and what are you getting ME for christmas?

Jez Redfern: Probably a book about Manners.

Rashel Jordan: Just what i wanted. She must have seen my list.

John Quinn: Can i see the list?

Rashel Jordan: Sure. When it actually exists.

Hannah Snow: Thierry, i killed a vampire thats hundreds of years old, and part witch. I think i can handle a couple of human stalker creeps.

Thierry Descouerdes: Okay, but if anyone asks you to get in a van, don't do it.

: Hannah! Get in the van, we have candy. :)

Hannah Snow: Okay!

Thierry Descouerdes: Hannah!

Hannah Snow: I'm kidding! I don't even see a van with candy around here.

: Oh, well we're kind of by the bushes...in that dark alley you just passed.

Maggie Neely: How do you know what places she just passed?

Rashel Jordan: Because they're following her, duh.

Thierry Descouerdes: I'm going to find you Hannah.

Poppy North: Well, that kind of sounded scary...the way i pictured Thierry saying it, like with shadows on his face. Maybe holding a flashlight under him. Kinda creepy and cool, right? Especially since he's warning her about creepy van owning stalkers with gas masks!

~ Everyone except Thierry Descouerdes likes this ~

Thierry Descouerdes: I meant I am going to go to the board walk and find her, make sure she's all right.

Thea Harman: Thats so sweet! But...aren't you a little overprotective?

Thierry Descouerdes: Of course not. Hannah, i'll be there in five minutes. Lupe? Call the elite guard.

Lupe: Do you want me to send back the SWAT team?

Raksha Keller: What SWAT team?

Lupe: Lord Thierry?

Thierry Descouerdes: Yes, send back the SWAT team. We don't need them watching Hannah anymore when i'm there.

Hannah Snow: Wait, the SWAT team is watching me?

Thierry Descouerdes: Does it make you mad if the SWAT team does happen to be watching you? Not that it is...just curious.

Hannah Snow: Well, yes. Its also kind of scary.

Thierry Descouerdes: Then, No. The SWAT team is not watching you.

Peter Valsh: Liar.

Mary-Lynette Carter: Who are you?

Peter Valsh: I'm from the SWAT team.

Thierry Descouerdes: Hannah, where in the boardwalk are you?

Peter Valsh: She's by the carousel, buying ice cream.

Hannah Snow: I'm by the carousel, the ice cream stand.

David Blackburn: o_O

Thierry Descouerdes: I'll be there in percisely 6.7 seconds.

Gillian Lennox: 6 seconds

Morgead Blackthorn: 5

Ash Redfern: 4

Thea Harman: 3

Galen Drache: 2

Delos Redfern: 1

John Quinn: 0!

Hannah Snow: Yeah. He's sitting by me, inspecting the ice cream.

Jade Redfern: Why?

Rashel Jordan: He probably wants to make sure it isn't poisoned.

Jez Redfern: ? 0_e

Hannah Snow: Well, actually, he's making sure it isn't drugged or anything.

Thierry Descouerdes: Hannah, the ice cream is clear. You can enjoy it now.

Hannah Snow: Woohoo :)

Mary-Lynette Carter: Didn't know ice cream could be so dangerous :L

A/N: Well. Okay.

Did it make you smile?

I hope it did.

If it didn't...

boo :(