Chapter 6 puking and pissing sucks
Rated M for LANGUAGE…and maybe some sexual situations
Warning some uhh lemon maybe lol
Disclaimer I might own South Park I mean in an alternate universe I might but in this one I don't
Months 1 week 2 days 4
Its almost Christmas and I still don't have the big swelling that people normally notice when your pregnant I went to the doctor 2 weeks ago and got some medication for my headaches but it appears I am allergic to the medicine that helps me with nausea but lucky for me ginger pills help and its safe for me to take but I still throw up randomly in the mornings people have been asking if I really am pregnant also Nicole came out and admitted she didn't go through with the abortion and that her and token are keeping the baby as well…..it appears Clyde tampered with his condom as well asshole how many others did he cause to get pregnant. Well me, red, bebe, Lola, and Nicole are here in lunch talking about our future
"So baby names come on you have to have some," said red
"No me and Stan are focusing on the wedding right now we want to be married in 4 months from yesterday so yeah a lot of work for the both of us" I said
"Uggh don't stress out Wendy…do you have pie I could go for some pie" said Nicole
"Oh yeah maybe some pickles and chocolate" I said
"Hehe maybe the men can get us some," said Nicole
"Nicole that evil…lets do it," I said
I texted Stan
Wendy: honey I'm having craving
Stan: uggh again ok what u want
Wendy: lol I want some pickles and chocolate
Stan: wow ok I'm sure we gotz some in the fridge wants some fudge
Wendy: you know me so well love you OH and warn token to pick up a pie Nicole is craving
Stan: love you
Wendy:
"Ok that was fun so bebe how is you and Kenny doing," I said
"Great I am on the pill that actually works sense you know Clyde might try it with me next time" said bebe
"Isn't it illegal to knock someone up by tampering with the condom" asked Lola
"No its not so you and Kevin how's that working out" asked red
"Hehe he's actually pretty sweet he even took me to a convention in Denver…punched an asshole in the face" said Lola
"What about your asshole did he punch that" I asked
"NO we haven't done that I don't think I ever want to do that," said Lola
"Its not that bad actually yeah the first 2 times hurt but then it feels amazing" I said
"Look I have only done it 3 times…all with Kevin" said Lola
"WAIT YOU WERE A VIRGIN" yelled bebe
"Shh yes I was Kevin was my first" said Lola
"How romantic" I said
BLARG
I then threw up on the floor and ran to the girls room…where I found
"OH YEAH Kyle FUCK ME RIGHT THERE REAL GOOD" yelled cartman
Oh my guy on guys butt sex in the girls room…I normally go down stairs but I go here when I throw up sense no ones goes here now I know why
"AHHHHH WENDY WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE" yelled Kyle
"I have to pee and also I threw up," I said
Kyle then finished off on…eww…my face
"AHHHH"I yelled
"I AM SO SORRY WENDY HERE IS A PAPER TOWEL," said Kyle
"Hey Wendy are you ok…Kyle WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING" yelled Stan
Oh boy more yelling my head isn't hurting enough
"Its not what it looks like" said Kyle
"Hey Kyle next time be more gentle with the yelling I cant hear…uhhhh hi Stan" said cartman
Then I threw up again haha wow that was awkward
5 minutes later
"Seriously Wendy I am sorry that happened" said Kyle
"Its fine ha not the first time I've been jizzed on right Stan" I said
"Wendy don't tell them what we do please," said Stan
"Haha why not your amazing…BLARG"
"Oh poor Wendy look maybe I should wait till later with the fudge" said Stan
"No please I am starving I just need my medicine and the headaches will go away and I just ate a ginger pill so nausea will vanish soon" I said
"Ok well doctors appointment tomorrow they need to check on the baby see if it's healthy," said Stan
"You mean he's healthy," I said
"Oh sorry SHE is healthy," said Stan
"I can see Wendy want a boy and Stan wants a girl," said Kyle
"Yeah…I want one" said cartman
We all looked at him
"Haha good one cartman" said Kyle
"…I'm serious I want a baby maybe in a year but…I want one with you Kyle" said cartman
Wow ok uhh we will be right back folks
2 DAYS LATER
PREGO COUNTE 6
So its me, Stan, Kyle, and Kenny just chilling Kenny and Kyle are doing pot and me and Stan are making out
"Its weird making out with you pregnant" said Stan
"Why is that" I asked
"I don't know why maybe its because I feel like we shouldn't be here" said Stan
"Oh well if that guy talk for lets have sex well we can leave" I said
"No I'm actually not in the mood I mean there is pot right over there" said Stan
"Wow yeah lets go in the other room," I said
We walked away and I laid on the couch with Stan we cuddled and watched frozen stans singing let it go and I'm laughing Kyle and Kenny came out and took turns showering then finished the movie with us
"I still never see Hans as the villain he's so likeable and nice I hated that about this film" said Kenny
"Actually its probably Disney's best film its more original then the whole true loves first kiss shit it's a sisters hug that frees her not a kiss" said Kyle
"Uggh next week its official me and Kenny are brothers…why did your brother and my sister fall in love again" asked Stan
"I don't know is it weird that ike and Karen are dating now…were all going to be 1 big happy family soon" said Kenny
"Oh god your right cause you and Stan are going to be brothers I'm going to be you sister Kenny then if ike marries Karen in the future then Kyle is going to be your bother then cartman will be part of the family…also bebe and Kenny if you 2 last holy shit things just got meta" I said
We all laughed at the possible future of us being a family until Kyle had to leave and go talk to an adoption agency about the age you have to be to adopt he thinks its 21 cartman thinks its 18 loser is on the bottom haha
"So Wendy you have a name for our daughter" asked Stan
"If you mean our son then no I don't" I said
"Oh so you do have one for the little girl" said Stan
"NOPE" I said
"Darn me neither I mean rose is a cute name it represents you really well" said Stan
"How" I asked
"Your so pretty but you have a thorny side to you that if you mess with people will get hurt" said Stan
I gave him a kiss and fell asleep in his arms
STANS P.O.V
I hope she doesn't find out about…Jules
END OF CHAPTER
OHHHHHH CLIFFHANGER WHO IS JULES AHHHHHHHHHHHH lol
So yeah I'm guessing sense its 5 pages it's a short chapter well it doesn't have the word count on this version of Microsoft word like the newer version does oh and I don't own Disney SO PLEASE DON'T HURT ME MICKEY MOUSE hahaha