Sorry this took so long to come out with. As you could probably tell from my previous post, I was running low on ideas. Anyways, here's the new episode. Don't forget, please leave your skit ideas in the reviews or PM them to me.

Episode 6: Marriage Life.

On a white background, the blocky title words dropped down as Pat, Alex, Ryden and Marty jumped off of it and assumed various poses. An off screen narrator said "RWBY CHIBI!".

Miracle Pill

Pat was facing off against Geir in the middle of a forest, and they were ready for battle.

"This is where it ends, Pat Brewner." Geir said.

"You took the words right outta my mouth." Pat said.

Pat and Geir rushed at each other and clashed swords for a bit, soon, both of them knocked the other's weapon away.

"Well, it looks like we've been disarmed." Pat said.

"But I don't need a weapon." Geir said.

Geir punched Pat and sent him flying into a large rock. Pat dropped down and was pretty mangled up.

"Ow..." Pat moaned.

"What are you going to do now?" Geir asked.

Suddenly, Ruby leapt up and out of some nearby bushes.

"What is she doing here?" Geir asked.

"HEILEN!" Ruby yelled as she threw a pill at Pat.

Pat opened his mouth and the pill dropped in. Pat swallowed the pill and leapt right up, ready for battle.

"Ah-what-how-that's absolutely broken!" Geir said, "How long did you have these?!"

"Only recently." Pat said, "You know...now that I think about it, these would have come in real handy in the past."

Pat thought back to various times in RWBY PR where somebody got hurt; but this time around, Ruby dashed in and threw one of the pills in the hurt person's mouth and said "HEILEN!"

Back in the present moment, Pat was still thinking.

"Pat? Pat?" Geir asked, "PAT?!"

Pat was being ignorant of Geir's talking.

"Stop. Ignoring. ME!" Geir yelled.

"Huh?" Pat asked, "Oh, sorry, right, we were busy fighting."

"Am I really that forgettable?" Geir asked.

"I don't know." Yang said as she and Ryden came into the area, "You seem pretty stone cold to me."

"How is that even-?" Geir asked.

"He's quite a rocky individual." Ryden interrupted.

"Why are you-?" Geir asked.

"Look, he's quaking." Yang said.

"Stop that, you insolent little-!" Geir yelled.

"I guess he's in ruins!" Yang said.

Geir just stood in shock at the absurdity and terribleness of the puns.

"HEILEN!" Ruby yelled as she threw one of the pills at Geir and it just bounced off.

Marriage Life

On a red backdrop, Ruby jumped up and squealed gleefully as she slashed the camera.

At the Brewner Mansion, Ruby came into the building and began to walk through, kind of sullen. As Ruby walked through the mansion, she was met by the married members of Team PARM and their spouses.

"Hi, Ruby, how're you doing? Yang asked.

"Ugh..." Ruby said, sounding and looking really moody.

"Are you alright?" Ryden asked.

"What do you think?" Ruby asked.

"Did something happen?" the pregnant Velvet asked.

"It's more that something hasn't." Ruby said.

"What's wrong?" Marty asked.

"It's Pat." Ruby said, "I wish that he'd consider getting married already."

"Ruby...believe me." Yang said, "You'll want to enjoy this time of freedom."

"I don't understand what you mean." Ruby said.

"Well..." Yang said.

Flashback

Yang and Ryden were in a kitchen, arguing.

"I don't see what's so hard about this!" Yang said, her eyes red and her Aura aflame.

"I come back from a long hard day and you expect me to do this!" Ryden asked.

"It's nothing!" Yang yelled.

"Nothing?" Ryden asked, "You're asking me to wash your dish!"

Present Day

"I see what you mean." Ruby said.

"That's not even the worst part." Velvet said, "Wait until you're pregnant."

Flashback

In their living room, Velvet was sitting down in a chair.

"Marty!" Velvet yelled.

"Yes, Velvet?" Marty asked, warping in next to his wife.

"Can you bring me something sweet?" Velvet asked.

"That might not be the best idea right now." Marty said, "How about something else? Something like-"

Velvet grabbed Marty's shirt and pulled him close.

"Bring. Me. Something. Sweet." Velvet said, glaring at her husband.

Present Day

"I had no idea that this whole marriage thing was so..." Ruby said.

Ruby's mind trailed off to thoughts of her in similar situations to the married couples.

"Stressful, to say the least." Ruby finished.

Pat came happily walking in.

"Hey, Ruby, how're you doing?" Pat asked.

"Fine." Ruby replied, surprised at her own thoughts.

"So...I was wondering if you still wanted to talk about marriage." Pat asked.

"Uh huh." Ruby said, not totally paying attention.

"So, are you?" Pat asked.

"I...uh...I'll have to take a raincheck on that." Ruby said, "Bye."

Ruby dashed off, leaving rose petals in her wake.

"Okay...what did you guys tell her?" Pat asked.

"Oh nothing much." Yang said, "Just marriage-related topics."

Sorry that this was a short episode, but I didn't want to write the visualizations of what Pat was thinking of in the first skit and what Ruby was thinking of in the second skit. I hope this was a funny episode.

As always, send in your skit ideas via reviews or PMs. I really need them.

Updated info: I forgot to mention that the first skit in this episode, if you didn't find it funny or didn't get the references, it has a few references to DBZ Abridged by TeamFourStar on YouTube.

Powerhouse out.