Chapter 6- The Gai Games
The ramen tasted great to Naruto, and he had no qualms about telling it.
"Yo, Kurenai-chan! This is amazing ramen! Can you make some more please?" Naruto begged.
"I'm afraid not, I used all the noodles Kakashi-kun had." Kurenai said, still staring at Kakashi.
He sat at the table looking back at Kurenai.
Naruto just looked at them both funny. "Why don't you just move, Kakashi-sensei?" He asked.
"She might kill me if I do." He answered.
"Kakashi, what's the point in you wearing a shirt?" Kurenai asked, still staring. "You're covering up the sexiest body in Konoha."
Naruto shook his head. "What about Asuma? I thought you two were a couple."
Kurenai instantly stopped looking at Kakashi and her eyes went wide. "Asuma?"
"Yeah, Asuma that guy you're always walking around with. I thought you two were dating." Naruto said.
"I wouldn't call it dating. Besides, Asuma has a horrible habit of smoking. Do you think I want cancer because of his habit?" She asked.
Naruto crossed his arms. "The way I see it, you're still cheating on Asuma." He muttered.
"For the last time, Asuma and I are not seeing each other." She gave Naruto I'll-kill-you-if-you-don't-shut up look.
Kakashi quickly excused himself. "I'll wash the dishes since you cooked." He cast a glance at Naruto. "Get over here and help."
Naruto pouted. "But why!"
"Because Kurenai-chan cooked, that's why. It's only polite that we wash." Kakashi dragged Naruto by his neck.
Kurenai grabbed Kakashi's ass. "I'll see you later." She said as she showed herself to the door.
"She's gone, Kakashi-sensei, you can put your shirt back on now." Naruto looked at his sensei and his mouth dropped. "You took your mask off!"
Kakashi looked at him as if he were dumb. (Which he is, right?) "My mask has been off ever since you first got here and you're now just noticing?"
"You mean…your mask's been off this while time!"
Kakashi nodded. "Yep."
After Washing Dishing…
"Okay, we're all done, you can go home now, Naruto." Kakashi said as he began reading his porn.
"Do Sakura and I have any yards to clean tomorrow?" Naruto asked, hoping the answer was no.
"No, Sakura doesn't, but you do."
"Why me, sensei!"
"Because you left Sakura to finish the yard today. You hardly did any work at all."
Naruto sighed. "Yeah, you're right…" He thought for a minute, and then it came. "So, when are you and Kurenai having Kakashi jr?"
Kakashi finally looked up from his book and looked somewhat dismayed. "Where is this coming from, Naruto? Me and Kurenai having kids…we haven't even…"
Naruto grinned. "Whatever you say, Kakashi-sensei."
There was suddenly someone's knocking on the door rather loudly. "I know you're in there, scarecrow!"
Oh great. It's Gai… Kakashi reluctantly opened his door. "What do you want now?"
"To challenge you to the Gai Games!"
"I don't accept." Kakashi said without hesitation.
"You don't have a choice! You have to accept!" Gai proclaimed.
Kakashi sighed. "No, Gai."
"Ah, come on, Kakashi-sensei! You have to! You're never supposed to turn down a fight!" Naruto exclaimed.
"It's not a fight he wants, Naruto." Kakashi explained. "He wants me to play rock-paper-scissors, race him, eating contests, and every other competition you could think of."
Naruto became even more excited. "Then you should definitely do it, sensei!"
Gai raised his incredibly thick eyebrow. "Uh…what's up with your lack of clothing?"
Kakashi was going to make up some excuse, but Naruto blurted, "He was getting raped by—oh yeah, I promised not to tell." He grinned awkwardly.
"Get a shirt on and meet me at the Konoha Gym." Gai told Kakashi and walked off.
Naruto's excitement didn't die down. "Yay, Kakashi-sensei! You're going to beat Gai's ass in the Gai Games, right?"
"I guess." Kakashi replied, unenthused.
"And I get to watch right!"
"If you want."
"Hurry up, sensei! I wanna see you beat Gai!" Naruto said, jumping up and down.
The Gai Games…
After Kakashi had unfortunately put his jounin vest and mask back on, he and Naruto met Gai and the gym.
Gai tossed him a jump rope. "I bet'cha I can jump more than you in 20 minutes."
Kakashi shrugged. "You probably can." He wasn't interested at all.
Gai handed Naruto the stopwatch. "Set it for 20 minutes." He told him.
Naruto took a seat on the bleachers and set the watch. I can't wait! Kakashi-sensei's gonna do 6,000 more than Gai! He thought excitedly. "Go!"
They both started and Naruto watched them both intently. His jaw dropped when he saw how slow his sensei was going. Kakashi was talking his sweet little time Gai was well past 38.
"Come on, Kakashi-sensei! Don't slack!" Naruto cheered.
Kakashi yawned. "Even though it is good exercise for a ninja, I hate jump roping." He said as he just passed 20.
Naruto sweatdropped as 10 minutes passed and Gai had done well over 250 and Kakashi-sensei was just passing 98. I can't believe Kakashi-sensei is letting Gai win… "Come on, Kakashi-sensei! Don't let thick brows win!"
10 minutes later, Naruto called time. He was pretty disappointed in Kakashi's performance.
"In 20 whole minutes, you only did 120, sensei! I can do more than that!" Naruto screamed at a still calm Kakashi.
"I already told you, I hate jump roping." Kakashi said.
"And Gai did 450! And you, the great Kakashi Hatake couldn't even make it to 200!" Naruto fussed at his sensei for 5 minutes. "What happened sensei? Did your motivation get lost on the road of life, too?"
Kakashi could only shrug.
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After the 5 minute break was up, Gai made another challenge.
"Next, we'll see who can do the most one-handed pushups within 20 minutes!"
Naruto looked up at Kakashi. "Do you think you can do that?"
Kakashi smiled. (Unless you had x-ray vision, you couldn't see it) "Of course!" He got down in the push up position and started when Naruto said go.
Gai kept his eyes plastered to Kakashi, whereas Kakashi just kept staring at the ground.
He finally noticed Gai glaring at him. "What?" He asked happily.
"You know what, scarecrow."
"I know lots of things," Kakashi a.k.a Scarecrow started. "I know that your face can be compared to a brillo pad and I also know you're 120 pushups behind me." He just finished doing his 230th pushup in 2 minutes.
Gai grit his teeth. "Why you!" Kakashi's insults were always clever. They usually always got under Gai's skin. Nonetheless, Gai was still an amazing teacher, even if he was a bit…crazy.
"Time!" Naruto yelled. He was noticeable happier this time. "That was great, Kakashi-sensei! You did 1,840 and Gai did 1,720! Way to go, Kakashi-sensei!"
Gai shook his head. "Unlike my rival here, I won't make excused about my losses."
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After the 5 minute break, Gai proclaimed the next contest. "Next, we'll see how many laps we can do, in 20 minutes."
Naruto blinked. "Around this gym?"
"Yep," Gai nodded. "This gym preserves grown mens' youthfulness."
Naruto looked at Kakashi for some sort of explanation. Kakashi shrugged. This youth stuff is harder to understand than Kakashi-sensei's 'road of life' he thought.
"Unfortunately, scarecrow, this is the last contest of the Gai Games today." Gai said, as he took position beside Kakashi at the end of the gym.
Thank God! Kakashi thought joyfully. After this, I'm hitting the going to the spa…
Once Naruto gave the signal, both men took off running around the gym.
Naruto watched and cheered his sensei on. "You've got this, sensei! We all know you're faster than him!"
Then, the unexpected happened.
Kakashi accidentally stepped on a banana peel and slipped.
"Oh no, Kakashi-sensei!" Naruto ran over to him. "Gai must've summoned a banana peel and you slipped on it!"
Kakashi sat up and rubbed the back of his. "Ouch…where did that banana peel come from?"
Gai was laughing profusely at Kakashi, who was sitting on his (nice and possibly soft) ass. "Now that was funny!" He said in between laughs. "I wish the entire village was here to see this!"
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