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A/N: ... rather mature stuff in here, just to warn some of you...

Witness # 6 Hyuuga Neji

The Hyuuga clan. They were one of the most powerful clans within Konoha, only the Uchiha were equal in strength. The two clans had much animosity for one another – and could never get along.

They did have one thing in common though, and that was they both practised incest – however, they did it as distantly as they possibly could. They had to keep their Doujustu strong within the clan.

So, it wasn't much of a surprise when Hyuuga Neji – the current Hyuuga prodigy – found himself engaged to his first cousin, Hinata-sama. He actually felt nothing toward her, other than that disdain he felt towards the entire Main Branch Family.

Marrying your cousin within both the Hyuuga and Uchiha clan was completely normal – and thus, no one ever questioned it.

So, even Hyuuga Neji had to raise his brow as he observed the scene below him, leaning back against the tree even more to keep himself out of view. He was just on the edge of the Uchiha/Hyuuga training boundaries, so he knew that he wouldn't get in trouble if he was caught – but still, it seemed as if he could not tear his pale lavender eyes away from this rather disturbing scene...

"What are we doing?!" Uchiha Sasuke just had to ask, turning his head ever so slightly to look at his twin, who was currently concentrating on that horrid orange book. He hated it, she only seemed to pay attention to that book over him! He didn't understand – but was relieved that Kagome wanted to (finally) spend time with him, and not Itachi.

Still, he couldn't help but think that this was a little weird...

"This is called Doggie Style! See, it's in the book!" Uchiha Kagome pointed out eagerly to the orange book, pointing towards a rather detailed picture of the position. "I think that it's some kind if powerful jutsu!" The girl said with a wide smile, wanting to help out her twin brother in any way possible. She knew that he desired to learn many more jutsu than he currently knew.

They really only knew the basics of the academy (and mastered them because they were of the all-powerful Uchiha clan, and were currently perfecting the Katon technique), so any other would be a big help to learn.

And judging by the picture in her (Shisui-nii-sama's) orange book, the technique looked really awesome to use.

Meanwhile, Hyuuga Neji looked a little ill, a green tinge painted his normally pale face as he watched the Uchiha twin heirs play their little 'game.' He may be young (though a whole year older than the Uchiha twin heirs), but even he knew the basics of intercourse.

It was now obvious to him that these two twins were really, really, really, really 'close,' or they had no idea what the hell they were doing.

Neji really preferred the latter – he certainly didn't want rivals who practised the banned sibling incest (That was very disturbing... even to one like him)

Though the Hyuuga couldn't suppress him smirk as Uchiha Sasuke whined like a little girl.

They might need a lot of help, but he would get a kick out of this (and possibly some black-mail for the future... not that a great shinobi like himself would ever need it)

"But why do I have to be on my knees and hands for this?" Sasuke asked with slight irritation, tilting his head further to glance at Kagome, who was currently giggling at this rather embarrassing position. How could this Doggie Style ever be a powerful technique of he was on his hands and knees?!

"Because it says so – Sasuke-baka!" Kagome snickered, flipping the page over. "And you're supposed to make a face like this!" Kagome added, scrunching her face up to match the picture in the book – it looked like the person in the bottom of this double-person jutsu was having a really good time.

She only assumed that she would be on the top because she was the lighter one. Also, it was just too bad that Itachi-nii-san was currently on a mission, he could of shown them how to do this correctly because Itachi-nii-san knew everything! That, and the picture in the book had a third person, not participating, but watching rather eagerly...

Neji curled his lip with part disgust and part amusement as Sasuke seemed to whine (like a little girl) once again.

"W-why?" Sasuke stuttered slightly, taking a look at the obscene picture as Kagome shoved it into his face so he could observe the exact position. Honestly, this looked a lot like when he and Kagome used to play 'doctor' when they were younger. "Err – do I have to take off my clothes?" The Uchiha asked.

Kagome blinked her large blue eyes, missing that particular detail. "Oh." She said, taking a look towards the picture again, seeing that the participants were, in fact, completely undressed.

Really, what a strange jutsu...

The Uchiha girl shook her head once, it was rather cold at this time of year, and they could skip the undressing this once. She was sure that the jutsu would work just fine with clothes on. Kagome finally draped herself over Sasuke's back, grasping his hips (as depicted in the book).

"Shouldn't I be on top?" Sasuke asked with annoyance, though his stomach squirmed slightly at the feeling. He wasn't sure what to think of it – it was like a warmth that settled just underneath his stomach. He was unsure if he liked it or not.

"I don't think it really matters." Kagome said all-knowingly, blinking her blue eyes, observing the picture once, and then giving a light thrust with her own hips as the picture showed.

Hyuuga Neji felt his own stomach squirm – though in a far different way than what Uchiha Sasuke was feeling. He really did feel like vomitting...

"Sasuke... Kagome, what are you... doing?" A stoic voice interrupted the 'jutsu' like a bolt of lightning, Kagome immediately released Sasuke's hips to swing around, a wide smile to her pale face.

"Itachi-nii-san!" Kagome ran up to hug Itachi around his waist, leaving Sasuke on all fours, a light flush to his normally pale face. The warm feeling seemed to lighten when Kagome left him – and he still didn't know what to think of it, but it did feel kinda good...

Itachi closed his obsidian eyes in irritation – having witnessed what had just occurred.

It would seem that he would have to burn that book. And then go punish Shisui.

Severely.

Itachi grasped Kagome's hand as she touched her fingers up to his, Sasuke slowly wandering after them, the flush still hadn't disappeared.

Hyuuga Neji tensed, watching Itachi's Sharingan flicker, and then turn to him.

Oh, he read the message loud and clear.

Speak. And. Die.

Neji's lip curled. Oh yes, the Uchiha clan was truly disgusting.

It was shame that the Uchiha really did descend from the Hyuuga...

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