Dealing with the Worst
Chapter 6 Hate-Monger
By: Major144
Disclaimer I do not own Deadpool or Marvel Comics. This is just a story for fun.
Deadpool and Bob were driving around in their car. Bob was typing in their next target into the computer. He yoked it the name Hate-Monger. A picture of a man wearing brown boots, chainmail armor on his legs and arms, a purple out fit with an H on the chest, a a purple hood that looked like a cross between an executors mask and a Klan mask. Underneath that was info about the person.
Name: Hate-Monger
Real Name: Adolf Hitler (clone)
Weapons: Hate-Ray
Base: South America, San Gusto
Deadpool looked at the info and picture.
"Sweat! We get to kill Hitler!" He said excitedly.
"His a clone." Said Wilson.
"Oh quite your ruining the moment!" Said Wade.
"But wasn't this guy killed off or something?" Said Wilson.
"Who cares! We're going to kill him "Inglorious Basterds" style!" Exclaimed Wade.
"Looks like we need to head to the airport." Said Bob.
"Man we don't need to buy plane tickets I can just steal us a plane." Said Deadpool.
"No offense mister Wilson, but nether one of us is that good a pilot. We probably end up crashing a plane before we get to our destination." Said Bob.
"Fine will get plane tickets." Said Deadpool.
They parked their car in a airport parking garage. They let the car. a few minutes latter two SHIELD agents showed up at the car.l
"Agent Coulson we found the target. We will retrieve it and leave the device here." Said one of he SHIELD agents.
"We'll done team." Said Coulson.
The agents took the car and placed a small device in the parking spot, the device produced a hologram of the car. The agents drove off with the car.
Deadpool and Bob went into the the airport and bought tickets. Deadpool had to surrender all his weapons to airport security. They reached the terminal and boarded the plane. After several hours they reached South America. They got out and Deadpool was reunited with his weapons.
"Oh my babies! Daddy missed you!" Said Deadpool as he cradled his weapons.
Bob rented them a jeep and they traveled to San Gusto. They went into a bar and asked about Hate-Monger. They got some information saying that Hate-Monger had established a criminal haven called Erewhon. They got directions to Erewhon and made their way through the jungle to the location of the haven. What they found was a huge stone fort. Deadpool and Bob looked through some binoculars at the fort. They saw a bunch of men armed with assault rifles patrolling the walls and a bunch of posters of Deadpool and Bob.
"Looks like Hate-Monger knows were after him." Said Bob.
"Your right we need to sneak in there to get to this hooded nut. Wait a minute I have a perfect plan." Said Deadpool.
He and Bob went back into the jungle. Deadpool cut down several trees. With Bob's help Deadpool construct two giant wooden horses on wheels.
"Were going to go all Trojan on these guys!" Cheered Wade.
"I suppose this is one of our better ideas. Though it's just two guys against a small army." Said Wilson.
"Shut up! Your ruining the moment! We've faced worse odds." Said Wade.
Deadpool put a bunch of explosives in one of the horses. He then got some rope and he and Bob dragged the two wooden horses to the fort. Deadpool knocked on the door and he and Bob quickly jumped into the the wooden horse that didn't have the explosives in it. A few guards came out of the fort and looked at the wooden horses. They grabbed them and dragged them into the fortress. Hate-Monger saw them and walked over to them.
"It looks like we have some fools who believe they can trick us with the old Trojan horse tactic. Take this horse here to the center of the courtyard. We will set it on fire and burn the little Trojans to death." Said Hate-Monger.
"Yes sir." Said one of the guards.
The wooden horse was brought to the center of the courtyard. A few guards laughed nastily as they threw torches at it and set it on fire. There was an odd noise and then the horse exploded into a great fiery ball! It killed several guards and sent several flying! Hate-Monger just starred in shock. Suddenly the other wooden horse burst open and out sprung Deadpool and Bob welding assault rifles.
"Time to PARTY!" Shouted Deadpool as he mowed down several guards.
Bob clumsily fired his own gun and managed to take out some guards. Hate-Monger his Hate-Ray and fired a beam of energy at some guards, they immediately became fierce and crazy with hate. They charged at Deadpool screaming like wild animals. Deadpool pulled out his swords and started slicing up the guards! He sliced the arms off one guard, the legs off of another, and the head of another guard.
"Feels good to slice and dice some bodies." Said Deadpool as he put his swords up.
He saw Hate-Monger and tackled him. The two fighters went crashing to the ground. Deadpool reached forward and grabbed Hate-Monger's mask revealing his Hitler identity.
"Hey Bob get over here I need you to help me preform an "Inglorious Basterds" kill on this guy." He said.
Bob ran over to Deadpool, who gave him his cellphone. Bob placed the cellphone a few yards away and turned the video camera on. He rejoined Deadpool and pointed a assault rifle at Hate-Monger.
"Time to die Hitler!" Shouted Deadpool.
"Nein! Nein! Nein!" Screamed Hate-Monger.
"Oh yes! Yes! Yes!" Cheered Deadpool as he and Bob pulled the triggers of their weapons.
Hate-Monger was pelted with a ton of bullets his body jerking around as bullets and blood flew out of it. In a few minutes Deadpool and Bob's guns were empty. Hate-Monger laid on the ground splattered in blood and dead. Deadpool went to grab his cellphone and turned off the camera. He posted the video on YouTube and got an instant like from The Watcher.
"Come on Bob lets head back to New York. We're halfway through our list." Said Deadpool.
He and Bob jumped into their jeep and headed back to the airport.
Elsewhere five figures were meeting around a table watching Deadpool on a TV screen.
"His killed half our numbers." Said one figure with the voice of an old man.
"We have no choice. We must team up to defeat Deadpool and his sidekick Bob. Only then will our master's plan go undaunted." Said the largest figure.
"Agreed. We will send him a message." Said a figure with the voice of a women.
A evil plan was forming for Deadpool and Bob.
To be continued.