So Long, Bucky the Platypus!
Sing us the song of the century
that sings like American eulogy
the dawn of my love and conspiracy
of forgotten hope and the class of 13
tell me a story into that goodnight
Sing us a song for me…
Googolplex Mall:
Buford, who had almost given up on finding Phineas…, (He was in the midst of the running frightened crowds and the bloody battle of the two Lupus Sapiens/ mutants… surprisingly or not, he was undeterred) was revving up once again when he caught a glance of the red haired, triangle-headed, midget of Phineas! (And the Fireside Girls)
"Found ya!" "Run, Buford, run!" Oh, sure, Buford ran… but not running away with Phineas… he was running towards Phineas. Just as Buford was about to throw a punch at Phineas, the sudden loud roar resembling that of a lion's made his fist stopped mid-way. Then Buford eventually realised why the whole Green Day audience went gaga and why Phineas and the Fireside Girls was trying to escape from the mall, ignoring Buford's threat; Phineas's 'sensei' Wolverine had gone gaga! And when he went gaga, it's not funny... coz somebody would definitely die! Suddenly, his excitement of bullying turned into pure fear of getting bullied! When he saw Wolverine's red eyes glared murderously at the whimpering Buford, who had knelt down and started praying, "Our Father who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name. Thy kingdom come. Thy will be done on earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily bread, and forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trespass against us, and lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil…" Wolverine was still walking slowly, painstakingly towards Buford… who was chattering through his teeth, "For thine is the kingdom, and the power, and the glory, for ever and ever. Amen." Buford's Lord's Prayer, unfortunately, wasn't answered by the Lord 'cos… I dunno, He was busy? (Or maybe He doesn't exist in the first place. Look, somebody would eventually SHOUT THAT OUT LOUD!) Wolverine had finally standing tall in front of the now seemingly puny Buford… who was crying pitiably… (Scratch that, he was crying comically) His legs were failing him, he couldn't move an inch… he was about to be killed… all the bullieds rejoice! Just when Wolverine was unsheathing his claws and trying to strike at Buford, Wolverine was suddenly groaning in pain and knocked out cold… FYI, he was lying on top of Buford.
"What happened? How'd he just… die?" Isabella asked, bewildered. (Actually, Logan just fainted… duh) But Phineas chuckled, "I get it… Look!" He pointed his forefinger towards someone behind Wolverine: Ferb. "How did you do it, Ferb?" Everyone asked in unison. "Well, actually I…" But before Ferb answered, Buford moaned, "Can someone please get me out of here?"
(Moments later…)
"Thanks for not killing me, Mr Wolverine." Buford thanked Logan, who had regained consciousness. "Don't thank me, kid. Thank this green-head; he's the one who saves your life."
"Okay, seriously, HOW did you do it?" Phineas asked Ferb.
"Oh, simple; it's a Vulcan death-grip."
When Phineas raised his eyebrow, clearly did not understand what that meant, Ferb sighed and moved closer towards Buford. "Here, let me re-enact it." He nerve-pinched Buford; groaning in pain, Buford knocked out cold. "Ah, déjà vu." Logan said gloomily.
"Ferb!"
"What? You asked for it."
The End…
For the A-Plot Story.
I am a nation
A worker of pride
My debt to status quo
The scars on my hands
And the means to an end
Is all that I have to show
Meanwhile…
London, Big Ben (about to be in Tri-State Area)
Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated…
"So long, Perry the Platypus!"
"It's Bucky (for the fifth time!) you idiot!"
"Oh right, sorry,(It's a reflex, okay? Geez) So long Bucky the Platypus! ("I'm not a pla…! Ah you know what, never mind!" Bucky groaned.) I shall go to the top of the Big Ben which, FYI, should be taking off right about any moment, while you shall be incinerated by the rocket! Any last words that maybe I could fulfil for you? You know, for sentimental sake?"
"Uh, yeah, take these chains off and let me go,"
"Okay then."
Doofenshmirtz really did that, by the way… even when Bucky had been released, in stead of immediately take Doofenshmirtz down, Bucky was flabbergasted and just stood there staring at the mad doctor (literally mad, maybe) like a sore thumb. "Er… what are you doing?" Bucky finally asked.
"I'm releasing you. (Duh.) That was your last words, I just fulfilled it… where were my manners if I didn't do it?"
"Um, okay then," Bucky lunged at Doofenshmirtz as fast as he could, hoping he would just shut up, stood still, ended this charade and quickly went to Perry's aid. Speaking about the platypus' whereabouts… (He had been absent for a while)
Perry's POV:
Then…
The plan made by Bucky and Perry was initially simple: Take down Doofenshmirtz and The Hood along with their syndicates together. However, as soon as they had reached the place, they realized that the two were not in league at all; never mind in cahoots, they had absolutely no idea of each others' existence. They just happened to be a neighbour… yeah, that's right, a neighbour, as silly as it might sound. So, the agents hatched a plan to split up and take down the Hood and Doofenshmirtz individually… Bucky thought that Perry should take the Doofus-Man and he himself would take The Hood as both had histories on their own personal arch-nemesis. However, Perry didn't think so; best if the enemy didn't "Know Your Enemy." So, Bucky took Doofus-Man and Perry took the Hood and the syndicates. But Perry was of course no fool; He knew that he wouldn't be able to handle the whole chumps all by himself. So, Bucky called for him some reinforcement.
Now…
"Agent P…" Parker Robbins the Hood growled in contempt, his eyes were burning with hellfire, his twin handguns pointing straight towards the puny platypus. "Should have known…!" Then, his henchmen who were still standing (the others were out cold due to… oh you know right.), The Wrecker, Living Laser and Purple Man were immediately circling Perry, boxing him in. Perry tried to fire his shurikens again at the syndicates, however… "Stop. Taste your own medicine." Purple Man said in a commanding tone, his eyes flashing scarlet. Suddenly Perry's hands were moving against his will; they tried to cut Perry's neck with the shuriken in his holds! "Nicely done, Pussy Man." The Wrecker grinned. This, of course, angered Purple Man and he brainwashed the Wrecker to f*** himself (Don't ask me how did he do it.) "Look at the duck, he still managed to survive," Living Laser said when he saw Perry had the strength and the willpower to make his shuriken stop half a centimetre from slitting his throat. "Laser, go finish him off (And he's a platypus, Doofus, not a duck…)" the Hood ordered. When the Living Laser used pointed his fingertip at Perry, creating a laser-beam, and shot it (BOOM!) the man was knocked out cold… but it was not Perry, it was Living Laser. "What the f***?!" Perry grinned; took them long enough. Living Laser was blasted by a magic bolt... from the Sorcerer Supreme! Ta-da! Here comes the reinforcements!
"Who is that? Black Dr Strange?"
"They used to call me Brudder Voodoo," Jericho Drumm, now popularly known as Doctor Voodoo, said in pleasant baritone; he made hand-sign that was usually made by Spider-Man, his middle-finger and ring-finger closed but the other three fingers wide open (Can somebody PLEASE tell me what it was called?!) Suddenly, it was radiating with purplish aura and it shot towards Purple Man who was not fast enough to say a word; knocked back, he tried to utter a word in retaliation but couldn't make a faintest noise... To his horror, he found out that he had no mouth! Before he could react any further, Perry, who had been released from Purple Man's curse, made a jump-kick to Purple Man's face. "Foothammer Thunder Strike!" Perry yelled in Platypus language (if such a thing exists) 2 down... 2 to go...
The Wrecker, with a compulsive snarl, swing his crow bar at Perry, who dodged it effortlessly. But when he started to swing it with a deadlier and also generated it with some sort of energy, he knew he was in trouble. Just when the Doctor tried to help, a volley-shot of hellfire bullets from the Hood almost made several holes at Voodoo's forehead, if only he had not teleported in time... "Give me the eye... NOW!" the Hood hissed, not in his normal voice, but a mountain-rumbling voice from beyond.
"What da hell is wrong wit' you?" Voodoo gasped.
When the whole reinforcements could be seen now (most of them consisted of the rosters of the New Avengers), 2 figures moved forward to stand side by side wit Voodoo.
"Stephen, is that...?" The first person, who had a fiery-hair (literally), pointed ears and an encircled, inverted pentagram birthmark on chest, was Daimon Hellstrom, Son of Satan.
"...Dormammu..." the second person, normally dressed in a flamboyant red cape, blue-shirt and a yellow gloves, now wore a better-looking normal black leather jacket, dark trousers, heavy boots, and v-neck jumpers of various colours (a reference to the Ninth Doctor).
"The EYE! GIVE ME THE EYE!" Now the Hood had transformed horrifically into a monstrous demonic entity... resembling Sammael the Hellhound from that movie Hellboy.
"Ooh... he wants the eeyyyee... preciiouusss eyyyeee... myy preeciiouusss.." One of the Avengers, Spider-Man, made an annoying banter (which I really loved). Then, he whispered to Luke Cage, "Seriously, what is this eye he keeps babbling about?"
"The Eye of Agamotto." Dr Strange, Dr Voodoo, Daimon Hellstrom and the Hood all answered in unison. ("How the hell did they hear me?" Spider-Man bemused.)
"Why don't you just give up the ridiculous farce... we know who you are, Faltinean bastard."
Then, once more, the Hood transformed, only now he was ENORMOUS and had a fireball for a head, his whole body resembling Balrog from that Lord of the Ring movie.
When he attacked the group with a huge flame of hellfire, the team managed to dodge, the triumvirate of the magicians had cast a barrier, protecting Perry, but the Wrecker? Not so lucky as he was singed like a marshmallow. ("Why?" he moaned.)
"Okay, groups, here goes; Ave..." Luke began but Spidey interrupted.
"Oooh, ooh, can I please say it? Can I? Can I? I haven't done it before... PLEASEEEE???"
("Whatever...")
Then Spidey shouted the two words Marvel fans would surely know.
"AVENGERS! ASSEMBLE!"
The next thing that happened was of course the defeat of the Hood, the exorcism of Dormammu and so on and so forth (you could find out by reading New Avengers #54...) I am just too busy writing due to school and ideas for other stories...
B-Plot Story
The End...
(Waitaminnit...! I almost forgot!)
"CURSE YOU! BUCKY THE PLATYPUS!"
Doofenshmirtz was seen flying up, up and away with the Big Ben towards the sky as Bucky just stared at the seemingly-shrinking Big Ben in the sky...
"I bet I'll get blamed for this..." Bucky cursed.
As what exactly happened moments after Bucky tried to attack Doofenshmirtz, leading to this ending, I leave it up to your imagination...
Epilogue:
"That was the BEST day of our summer vacation!" Phineas exclaimed after the whole gang bad Logan farewell.
"I beg to differ; Our journey to that parallel dimension where the Earth was virtually infested by zombies was still the best day of our summer vacation, albeit it was more than one day..." Ferb pointed out.
"Well, if you said so,"
The End... For Now.
My Next Phineas & Ferb Crossover: Zombieland.