Me: -ninja- back again.
Godell: I can still see you. -laugh-
Me: Damnit -cries on floor- oh well.. Uhh.. Wait I'm braindead! Crap.
Godell: I got some ideas -shifty evilness- I'll write it from MY POV!
Chaptr 6: S M I H Part 3 and a STORM!
-Godell's POV-
I laughed as Sanji leapd up from the floor, also laughing. I glanced over at Zoro, who was still acting scared of me. Well. He was twitching, anyway. "You know, Zoro, you should be thankful I didn't do anything TOO fan girlish!" I yelled down his ear. With a horn. "AGH! Stupid kid!" he yelled back. I blushed.
Okay, so I am…petite. And don't have the stuff that girl's my age would, but I really don't care…much. "Shut up, Algae-head." I replied, poking his nose lightly. Sanji then came out of nowhere and stared laughing like…um, well, like Sanji. "Ahahahah! Yeah, Algae-head! Shut up!" he laughed. Rose came over, then, and began glomping Sanji. "EEEEEE!" she squealed. My ears died. "Ow…Rose…please, stop in the name of cheese and crackers and tuna…!" I moaned. (Yes, I do actually say that. Don't start laughing too hard, or you'll bust a lung. Literally. I've seen it happen. Anyway…) Zoro was in a similar predicament, his eyes screwed shut . Nami waoted impatiently for us to sit back in a circle. "Are you guys coming or what?" she growled. I smirked. I'm not exactly a Nami person, so I took this chance to give her hell. "Why, yes, O wench! We are comin immediately…after we pry off of yer crushy-mushy-lovey-dovey-widdle-cookie!" I teased.
Namei's face turned purple..and then grey…and red…and blue..and well she was ticked. She was ticked because I found what made her ticked and tinkered with her ticked-ness and so she was ticked. But I digress. She then began yelling at me something like "Midget" and "Lesbian". I whapped her upiside the head with her staff…which is about the only thing I even like about her. In this case, it was leaning up against the wall. SO, after that little…PROBLEM, we sat down agaian, and resumed the game. Nami said "I'l go next!", and drew a anme. Her eyes widened. She smirked. I suddenly wanted to leave. "Godell." she crowed smugly. "Oh, holy crap." I groaned. Nami then dragged me into the closet, and shut the door.
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"Okay, girl. You're going down." Nami growled. I leaned against the wall with the most evil glare/smirk I could muster. "Lesbian's first." I chuckled. "KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT YOU LITTLE--!" she screamed, and swung her staff at me. I saw stars. "Oh, owww…" I groaned, and screamed "HEY ROBIN! USED THIS CLOSET WITH NAMI LATLY!" Luckily, Robin didn't hear me. Of course, everyone else did. I could hear some gasps and chuckles from outside. I suddenly had a lump on top of a lump on top of my head. "Okay…okay..Nami, put that down…I'm dead…see…BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH…" I muttered, sticking my tongue out and rolling my eyes. Nami shouldered her staff, and said smugly "I'm glad we got that settled." The door opened, and I collapsed onto the ground, saying "Anybody got some flowers to put on my grave?"
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After I was "brought back to life", the game commenced. I gingerly took a piece of paper, and read it outloud. "Chopper. Cool." I grinned at the littlee reindeer. "Okay, Chopper. Let's go." Chopper blushed, and took my hand as we walked to the closet. I felt my insides turn to mush. Warm, tapioca-pudding mush. When we entered the closet, Chopper looked p at me, and grinned. "Ooooh….!" I cooed, and glomped him tightly. The little reindeer blshed, and took off his hat to me. "Thanks!" I said with a grin, and then thought of something. "Hey Choppe, ghow old are you, anyway?"
"!20."
"SAY WHAT!" I yelled, and fell over onto the ground, gasping for breath. The little reindeer chuckled. "I was KIDDING, Godell. I'm only 10." he told me. I fell over again, and glomped him second later. "KAWAIIII!" I screamed, and listened to the sounds of Rose sniggering outside. Oh, yes, yuck it up. I thought. All too soon, the seven minutes were up, and Chopper and I walked back towads the circle.
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Choper picked a name out of the hat . "Ussop!" he proclaimed. "Hwuh!" Rose, Myself, and Ussop gasped. Chopper looked at us quizzically. "What?" he asked. "O-oh, nothing!" Rose and I stammered. We'd seen all too many Ussop x Chopper fics. Ussop shrugged, and walked tpwards the closet with the little rendeer who we all know and love. (How can you NOT? Those big eyes, the hat, the evil monster form…) I glanced over at Rose, and cocked an eyebrow, and gestured to the closet door.
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So, I listened carefully at the door, wanting to commit this to memory to tell all those U x C fan girls. Who says that those two are a couple? Not me, thank God. But anywho…
Soon thenre came some sounds from the closet. "Chopper?" came Ussop's vice. "Y-yes?" came the reply. "Well…I was wondering…why do you think Rose and Godell always look at us funny?" I tried not to choke on my tongue. "
Well, maybe it's 'cause you lie so much, and because I'm so tiiny."
"Yeah, well, that makes sense." Ussop said with a relieved sigh. "But I think there's something else."
"What do you think it is?" Chopper asked, sounding slightly scared.
"I think that maybe…maybe they think that you and I are an item!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
I couldn't take it anymore. I was doubled up, tears pouring from my eyes, at the horro of it all. Sure, I can handle ZoSan fics, but sure as hell not Chossop fics! "NOOOOOO! Not yet, God, not yet! I'm to young!" I wailed. Zoro stared at me, and whacked me over the head with one of his sword shaths. "Shut up, idiot." he grumbled. "ALGEA-HEEEEEEEAD!" I cried, warping my arms 'round his neck. "ISN"T IT HORROBLE! I CAN'T BELIVE HOW…HOW--WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" I sobbed.
Zoro stared at me like I was crazy. How'd he know? Is it because of my strange desire to poke him?
You don't have to answer so quickly, y'know.
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So, Ussop and Chopper were soon seated once more in the circle, and Zoro was now shirtless, because I'd soaked his shirt to the seams. I was trying my best not to glomp him. So, Ussop then drew a name from the hat. "Oh! Nami!" he cried, waving the paper in the air. Nami gaped. "I hope a few flies land in there." I whispered to Rose, who giggled. Nami obviously heard me, and glared at the two us. "I hope you two are kidding!" she growled, tapping her staff. "Uh…YES, we are!" I yelled hurriedly. Ussop and Nami walked towards the closet, and slammed the door. However, as soon as we all hurried towards the door, a sudden storm rocked the boat, knocking Ussop onto Nami. "AAH! U-Ussop..gerroff!" Nami yelled. "Get 'er good, Ussop!" Rose yelled, banging on the door (since we were all slammed into it when the ship lurched forward). "SHUT UP!" Nami screamed.
Zoro glared at me as I perched on top of his head. "It's safer up here." I told him. He smiled. "Okay…but you owe me a barrel of rum." he said with a smirk. I shrugged. "Sure. Just--WHOA!" I yelled, as Zoror and I flew out the ship's window, glass shattering in all directions. "Aaah!" I gasped in pain as the glass cut at my arms, and Zoro's. Fortunately, one of the lifeboats landed with us, and we plopped into it suddenly. "I guess it wasn't all that safe on your head after all." I said with a sigh. Zoro, of course, syated silent, as thour littles hip floated qickly away from the Merry Go.
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Me: You.. Write.. More.. Than… me.. -dies-
Godell: Yesh. -grin- Homigawd we're floating away!
Me: wait minute "homigawd" is what I say? -el gaspo-
Godell: -changes subject- anyways! This was written by me! Rose helped out to -nod nod-
Me: yes, the Usopp falling on Nami thing was my idea.
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