It's here! The next chapter! ^.^ I didn't enjoy writing the first couple of paragraphs (basically meaning, until it got to the soft porn stuff after the bj, I didn't enjoy writing this because of my irrational sense of embarrassment for certain words that I somehow hide) of this chapter as much as I did last time. I also realize that this isn't as long as it could be. And yes, I realize I left you with a tiny smidgit of a cliffhanger (which in all honesty, we all know that I don't do good cliff hangers because I somehow manage to leave it completely obvious what happens), but I satisfy your needs (needs...xD poor Sasuke) in this one I should hope. Starting right where I left off, and I finally introduce a few people who we all love so much. Well I don't know about you all, but I love em.
AND OMG! Ukaero, I think I'm in love with you! Eeeep! Thank you so so sooo much for all the wonderful reviews of the last five chapters, you're so wonderful that I just can't believe it! You're like the ultimate cure for my writers block! I luuuuuuubbbbbbbbb chuu! (If only everyone reviewed as often as you do, then I would probably never have writers block again.)
And since I haven't done one in a while and just feel the need to...
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. If I did, it would no longer be about ninjas, but moreover Sasuke and Naruto's relationship, and Itachi wouldn't be evil, and Sasuke would've never gone bonkers, and it would be an actual yaoi. And well...let's just say that it wouldn't really be soft porn O.O
Now, because I feel the need to do this...
WARNING(s..s...s...ssss) (and no, none of this is in order otherwise I'd be outlining this chapter): NaruxSasu (because Naruto decides to be a manly man!), SasuxNaru (because Sasuke needs to be in control at all times of the day), mentioned NejixLeexNeji (hardly anything there, just a rough summary), Gaara owns fangirl ass, dry humping (I guess it can be considered that..), our lovely closet perverts arrive with cameras, fangirls rushing after Sasuke, Naruto and Sasuke make out, Ru-chan gets a blow job, Naruto gets a new nickname, Insomnia for someone, and I rant a bit about my own insomnia down in the bottom A/N.
Also, watch out for the almost non-existant POV switches here. I switch it like...twice, if you count going from normal to someone's, and then back to normal as two. Personally, I count it as one, but that's me.
Sasuke and Naruto looked towards the sound of the clapping, somewhat surprised to see the other five people that were even there watching them. Neji, Gaara, Lee, Shikamaru, and Guy-sensei had all stopped their own fights (except for Guy, because he was pretty much just the one handing out all the supposedly fake but actually real weapons) to watch Sasuke's and Naruto's.
"Shika! Gaara! Neji! Bushy brow!" Naruto exclaimed, running towards his friends and giving them all a big hug. "It's good to see you all again!" The blond had that insanely goofy grin on his face, the same one that Sasuke had fallen for countless times.
All of a sudden, as the six were talking about Naruto's and his impressive fighting skills, Sasuke noticed something. He and Naruto were extremely sweaty, and they only had shorts on. (The requirement for being able to fight/train at the dojo was that you couldn't wear jeans, a jacket, a hoodie, or normal clothing. Only gym shorts, shoes (anything but sandals and heels), and a shirt had to be worn. Of course, if you were a guy, you didn't exactly have to wear the shirt.) The raven stared at Naruto's tanned, gleaming muscles. They both had to be extremely sore from their fight, and Sasuke would loveto give Naruto a full body massage.
The raven was broken out of his trance by a question. Just a simple question, but definitely a question. "So Naruto, I saw you and Sasuke kiss. You're going out now?" Gaara asked. Awful talkative of the red head, but of course, Sasuke was one to talk.
"Yep! Sasu and I were just about to go on our first date, too. It's going to be so fun!" Naruto exclaimed, looking at the raven with 'love' in his eyes. Sasuke knew the truth though, that this was all for show, and once someone better than him asked out Naruto, their game of pretend was over and Naruto was on to a real relationship. Something that Sasuke would never be able to give his dobe.
"Yeah," Sasuke added in. "I want it to be a surprise for him, so I'm not outright telling you, but we are going out for a walk in the snow." Sasuke started daydreaming at the thought...Maybe there would be fangirls there hoping to ask Sasuke out again and he would have to tell them he's taken by making out with Naruto in the wonderful, falling snow. Mmm...Naruto's luscious lips moving against the raven's in a way that nothing else could even begin to compare to... Oh god they were just so wonderful... How Sasuke longed for the blond's glorious pink lips... That blond is going to drive Sasuke insane.
"A walk in the snow? How YOUTHFUL!" Lee exclaimed. "Neji, do you think we could walk around in the snow later if I beat you? And if I dob't beat you, then I...I..." Lee trailed off, somehow unable to think of anything that could please the brunette just now.
"How about you suck me off, let me tie you to my bed so we can fuck, you spend the night at my place, and then tomorrow we go walk in the snow?" Neji asked, obviously determined to win now. The couple in front of him stared at Neji, shocked out of their wits.
"Sounds very youthful!" Naruto and Sasuke looked questioningly towards Lee and Neji.
"If you don't mind my asking," Sasuke began, "what in the hell happened to the 'epic battle' between you two over Gaara?" The raven could figure out just about anything and everything, but this, sadly, was not one of those things.
"Well one day we decided to come here to really fight it out," Neji said. "So we started fighting, but the next thing we knew, we were making out on the floor. So now we're a couple, and it must be destiny." A small smile was on Neji's face as he looked at his newfound lover. Lee smiled back, holding the brunette's hand firmly in his.
"D'Awww, that's so cuuute!" Naruto exclaimed in an extremely girly voice. Mmm...DAMN Naruto would look hot as HELL as a woman... Hell, he'd probably be the only woman I really love and ever want...Sasuke thought. Aww how sweet of Sasuke...I think.
Neji opened his mouth to start talking again, but Sasuke got a word in before he could. "Well Naruto and I better go. I want to get some alone time with him before we leave the dojo." He winked at Neji, because of course, Neji is the most wonderful closet pervert you'll ever meet.
The new "couple" went into the locker room to change back into their clothes, but Sasuke had a different idea.
Sasuke wrapped his arms around the blond when he took off his shorts. Naruto couldn't see Sasuke's face, but he could tell by the hard on pressing against his back that the raven wanted to do something. "Dammit, teme, you pick the worst times," Naruto said, turning himself around to face his "boyfriend".
"Well, we need to make it believable, ne?" Sasuke asked, giving his blond a chaste kiss on the lips.
"Well then, let's make this believable," Naruto said as he pushed the young raven up against a wall.
"Oh Ru-chan, you know I love it when you get like this..." Naruto started kissing Sasuke, slowly at first, then increasingly deeper and more passionate as Sasuke kissed back. The raven moaned every time Naruto pressed closer to him, not believing the insanely wonderful feeling he was getting just from their make out.
Suddenly Naruto broke away and Sasuke frowned at the sudden shift. "Knees," Naruto practically breathed.
"What?" Sasuke was confused. Damn Naruto for clouding up the raven's mind with those sexy legs, wonderful eyes, tight ass that any girl would be jealous of, and amazing kisses.
"Get down on your knees and suck me, teme." Sasuke instantly understood and smirked. If Naruto wanted a blow job, he'd get a blow job.
Sasuke got down on his knees and enveloped Naruto's hard on in his mouth. The young raven bobbed his head back and forth, starting out slowly, and completely aggravating the blond.
"Dammit, Sasu!" Naruto said between moans. Sasuke started bobbing his head faster, causing Naruto's moans to become louder. This continued for several minutes until the blond spoke again. "Sasu...I'm going to.." Too late. (1) Naruto came inside Sasuke's mouth. The raven removed his dobe's limp cock from his mouth and swallowed Naruto's cum.
"Can I stand up now, dobe? Or should I lay down and let you have your way with me?" Sasuke asked. Naruto seemed to be seriously considering this for a moment, causing Sasuke to get a few dirty thoughts in his head, but also become slightly worried. It was almost scary to think about what Naruto would do to him.
Naruto seemed to make up his mind after possibly having seen something. Sasuke would have tried to look, but Naruto had already pushed him onto his back.
"Damn, I'm not getting fucked today?" Sasuke asked, teasing.
"We're in a public building, of course you're not getting fucked." Naruto paused. "Yet." He winked and Sasuke let Naruto do what he wanted, but he sure wasn't expecting what he got.
Naruto lied down on top of Sasuke, the two making out again. Not like two lovers making out on a park bench, but more like two lust driven animals doing this to survive. Naruto soon regained his hard on, and the feel of it drove Sasuke crazy.
Naruto, obviously haven been clued into this by Sasuke's moans of pleasure, sat up, ending their make out.
"Dammit, Naru...It's not nice to tease.." Sasuke breathed out. Damn that sexy blond he loved so much.
"Well then you'll hate me for this..." Naruto replied, a mischeivous look on his face.
The blond started to rub his hard on against Sasuke's. The raven moaned in pleasure, Naruto just barely holding his moans back.
"Get a room," Shikamaru said, totally interrupting Sasuke and Naruto, causing them to stop.
"Dammit Shika...Get out of here and turn off the damn camera," Naruto growled out. "You too Neji!"
"Can't help it that we're such big fans. According to the sluts, Sasuke's dick is legendary. And Naruto, if you would put out, it looks like you could be just as, if not more." Shika, the ever observant closet pervert, what would we do without you? Be able to have sex in a public place without having a camera shoved on us? Yeah, probably. But according to our lovely Shika, the camera is for the memories.
Sasuke sighed, agitated. He was left unsatisfied, annoyed, and embarrassed under his blond. "Naruto get off me," the raven said as Naruto growled at Shikamaru.
"What?" Naruto asked, not realizing that Sasuke was still under him. "Oh. I didn't notice you were still under me." Damn he looks so sexy...Naruto thought to himself.
"Off. Now. Before the pair of closet perverts decide to break out the props." Naruto got off of Sasuke. The raven wrapped a towel around his waist and walked over to Shikamaru and Neji.
"Yes, O Legendary Cock?" Neji asked, mocking at the raven's nickname among the sluts he had fucked in the past to get his mind off of Naruto.
"Leave. Both of you." Sasuke punched both boys in the nose, and they left, clutching their faces in horror.
"Nice way to get rid of em. I'd offer to finish, but they ruined it for me," Naruto said, getting up. The blond started to put his clothes back on, but the raven was just watching him. When Naruto's jeans were on, he noticed the raven wasn't moving. He turned to face Sasuke, a questioning look on his face. "Sasuke, what are you staring at?"
Sasuke had been watching Naruto get dressed, wishing that their 'relationship' could be real. He also kind of wished that Naruto would take care of his damn boner, but that was only a little side wish. As he was thinking about it, he caught himself staring at the blond's ass and he heard Naruto's voice. "Huh?"
"What were you staring at?" Naruto asked again, pulling his shirt over his head and walking closer to the raven.
"N-nothing..." Sasuke was starting to become slightly unnerved by the closeness of the blond.
"Oh really? Because to me, it kind of looked like you were staring at my ass..." Naruto was extremely close to Sasuke now, their faces not even an inch apart.
Sasuke took a deep breath, trying to force himself not to kiss his dobe. "You thought wrong. I wasn't staring at your ass, dobe, I was deep in thought and happened to be staring in that particular direction." Which is actually a complete truth, as we all know. "Now let me get dressed."
Naruto smiled softly at Sasuke's lame excuse and moved over to let the raven pass. Maybe Sasuke really did want to be more than friends... Maybe he wanted to be more than more than friends...
"Naruto, let's go!" Naruto didn't even notice that Sasuke had gotten dressed. He followed the raven out of the door and into the car, sitting in his usual spot in the passenger seat.
Silence filled the car as Sasuke drove away from the dojo. It wasn't their usual silence, but it was one that left so many unspoken words between them, though neither would figure out what those words were until they actually spoke them.
Naruto broke their silence by asking, "Sasuke...where exactly are we going?"
"You'll see," was Sasuke's reply.
He stopped the car by an abandoned building. "What the hell are we doing here?" Naruto asked as the two got out of the car. Naruto started walking toward the house, thinking that whatever it was, would be inside there.
Sasuke stopped walking toward the road that led out of town into the forest when he didn't feel the blond beside him. "Naruto, where are you going?"
Naruto stopped walking, looking towards Sasuke. "Huh? Um..." The blond ran up beside the raven and started walking with him.
"Oh Kit-chan, you can be so stupid at times," Sasuke said, chuckling.
Naruto looked at Sasuke. The raven was smiling, not smirking, but smiling. "Where did Kit-chan come from? I thought I was Ru-chan."
"Yeah, well I decided Kit-chan suits you better." Naruto hmphed at Sasuke's sudden change in mood and was thinking about what a prat the raven could be at times.
Sasuke stopped walking, soon followed by Naruto. "Naruto, stand up on the pathetic excuse for a wall."
"What?"
"Just do it or I'll put you up there myself." Naruto obeyed, jumping up on the wall like thing nearby, and they started walking again, the blond struggling somewhat to keep his balance.
Sasuke was debating with himself on something, possibly holding the blond's hand? Couples did it all the time right? So why was he so afraid? Oh right. They weren't an actual couple.
*WOOHOO! I broke down the wall! (yes you can skip this if you don't want to ruin your imagination)*
Monmon: LOL Sasuke, you fail. Afraid to hold Naruto's hand? What happened to all that bravery that you practically brag about so much?
Sasuke: Oh shut up, you know you're afraid to hold ******'s hand! You'd faint if you were given the opportunity!
Monmon: Untrue!
Sasuke: So true!
Monmon: Nuh uh!
Sasuke: Uh huh!
Naruto: Both of you shut up and get on with the story.
*Okay, it's back up.*
Suddenly Naruto felt something in his hand. He looked down and saw Sasuke blushing furiously. They were holding hands. Naruto looked back up ahead, focusing on keeping his balance, but inside he was throwing a party. One with dancing, music turned so loud it could make your ears bleed, streamers, flashy lights, confetti flying everywhere around you, the whole shebang. Naruto throws a damn good party.
"Naruto...can I ask you a question?" Sasuke asked, needing to know this.
"Um, sure. Ask anything," the blond said, curious as to what the raven might want to know.
"Do you remember what I asked you? When I called you just before you crashed, I mean..." Sasuke's head was down, feelings of guilt for causing the crash still in his mind.
"You asked if I wanted to go to a party, right? Or did you ask if I wanted to go out -" Yes! He remembered! "for ramen?" Nevermind, he didn't remember.
Sasuke sighed. Of course Naruto wouldn't remember, he can't even remember what he had for breakfast this morning... "Yeah Naruto. I asked if you wanted to go get some ramen." Sasuke forced a small smile onto his face, upset that Naruto didn't remember.
"Ask him out, come on. Just pick up your cell, dial his number, and call him," Deidara told Sasuke, knowing how much the raven loved Naruto.
"Are you sure he won't be mad?" Sasuke asked, wanting to do what the blond in front of him was saying.
"I'm sure. Just call him!"
Sasuke nodded, dialing Naruto's number.
"What do you want now, teme?" Naruto mumbled, obviously agitated.
Sasuke began to get embarrassed. What if Naruto made fun of him? He was taking too long, what if Naruto hung up on him? "What a wonderful way to greet your best friend," Sasuke replied. Oh god, what a lame reply.
"Oh sorry. Hello Sasuke, my best friend in the whole universe. What can I do for you on this fine, glorious afternoon?" Stupid sarcastic Naruto.
"Normally I'd answer with some rude or mocking remark, but I actually need to ask you something." Sasuke took a deep breath, trying to ready himself for this. "I know you're dating Kiba and all but...I really like you so would you like to be my boyfriend?" Sasuke was hopeful, so damn hopeful. Kami he hoped that Naruto would say yes.
Silence came from the other end of the line, and Sasuke began to worry. Was something wrong? Was Naruto laughing at him right now, but trying to be polite? Oh god, he knew he shouldn't have asked him.
Suddenly a loud noise, like glass breaking and metal hitting metal. Car tires skidding across a street, yells and screams, everything sounded. Oh god...what had happened to Naruto. "Naruto? Naruto are you okay? NARUTO!" Sasuke yelled into the phone, tears streaming down his face.
"Sasuke, is something wrong? What happened?" Deidara asked, pulling Sasuke into a comforting hug.
"N-Naruto...I think something happened to Naruto." Deidara was shocked. How could something have happened to Naruto? "I-I think he might be dead.."
"I don't think he's dead...He's just.." Deidara sighed. He didn't know what to think. Everyone loved Naruto, the kid had no enemies at all.
Deidara sighed again and said, "Come on Sasuke...we need to get your mind off Naruto."
That day had changed everything. That day was the first time Sasuke had actually cried since his parents died.
They continued walking in silence, (Is it just me or are they silent a lot?) until Naruto, being Naruto, went all lazy.
"Sasukee I'm tired!" He yelled out, not bothering to focus on keeping his balance. Which, of course, resulted in him falling on top of Sasuke, causing the raven to laugh.
"How many times do we have to go through this before you stop trying to molest me?"
Naruto, trying not to laugh but totally failing, said, "I'm not trying to molest you, teme! I just keep falling and you just happen to be under me!" They laughed harder at this, until screams and running could be heard.
"Oh god..."
"What? What is it?"
Sasuke gulped, terrified. "F-fangirls..." Sasuke's eyes widened as the pounding sound of running girls came closer. "Hide me."
Naruto, being smaller than Sasuke, couldn't hide him. What a fail.
The footsteps stopped, but the yells of 'Sasuke' and 'Sasuke, marry me!' didn't.
"Get off of him!" a red head fangirl of Sasuke's, Karin, shouted at Naruto.
"Karin, go away! I'm dating Naruto, whether you choose to believe it or not," Sasuke yelled at the red head who was seriously pissing him off now.
"No you're not! That blond freak is molesting you! He needs to get off of you, because I know you love me!"
"I'm not a freak!" Naruto yelled, his hate for the red head increasing.
"Shut up Karin, I fucking hate you! Leave me alone!" Sasuke pulled Naruto's face down to his, proceeding to a deep kiss. The boys tongues intertwined and Sasuke couldn't tell where his body ended and Naruto's began. None of the girls left, and so Sasuke really needed to take action now. The raven pushed Naruto on his back to the side of him and got on top, not breaking the kiss. Damn those boys were skilled.
Gasps were heard all around at Sasuke's actions, and footsteps were coming from the opposite direction the girls were at.
"Girls, leave them be. Even though we all know you're just sticking around at this point to see if you can catch a glimpse of Sasuke's cock, these two have enough decency to not screw around in public," a familiar voice said.
Sasuke, too busy making out with Naruto to look at who it was, stayed on the ground, on top of Naruto. "You don't know what you're talking about Gaara, Sasuke loves me, he's just having a bit of confusion right now!" Karin yelled at the other red head, not noticing that all of the girls had that were behind her had run away crying.
"There's no one behind you, no one to back you up for moral support. Sasuke and Naruto are dating. Get the hell over it."
Karin turned around, then back towards Gaara, and then ran back the way she came. Sasuke owed Gaara for that.
"You can stop now." About a minute passed, but Naruto and Sasuke stopped making out. They were both panting, trying to catch their breath. "With how you two make out, you might as well be screwing each other."
"Oh you know you just want some of this," Naruto said breathlessly, winking at Gaara.
"Whatever. Just go home before the snow buries you." The red head walked off, leaving the two alone together.
"I love the snow."
"I know," Sasuke said, looking at the blond in front of him.
Naruto was looking up at the sky, staring dreamily into space. Sasuke loved the sight of Naruto like this. The blond looked vulnerable, but wasn't, and he could make anyone want to spill all their secrets to him. The raven wanted this moment to be paused for a life time.
"Hey Sasuke?" Naruto asked, placing Sasuke's mind back to reality.
"Yeah?" Sasuke replied, ready to do anything for Naruto right now.
"Can we go home and go to sleep now? It's getting dark."
"Sure." A small smile was on Sasuke's face as they walked back to the car. It had definitely been a perfect day.
Naruto and Sasuke were cuddling together. It was really cold that night and there weren't that many blankets to keep them warm, so they improvised.
Naruto was snoring loudly, but Sasuke couldn't sleep. It wasn't the fact that Naruto was snoring too loudly, Sasuke was used to that by now. It was something else though, and he couldn't place his finger on it. Maybe it was nothing except that he had insomnia? Yeah, that had to be it.
Sasuke sighed. How could he not remember? The anniversary of it was almost there, the day after next. He'd have to call Itachi, he needed to know what kind of flowers he should get to put at their graves for him. He also kind of wanted to talk to Kyuubi, to see if the red head wanted him to leave anything on his parents grave and to see exactly what to do for Naruto then since he was in charge of taking care of the blond.
Oh screw it, those two were probably up now, he might as well call them. Sasuke was just about to get up when he heard Naruto say something.
"Sasuke..what are you doing?" Naruto asked, mumbling softly.
"Nothing Naruto, go back to sleep. I'll be back in a minute," Sasuke replied softly, kissing Naruto on the forehead before he sat up, feet hanging off the bed.
"Sasuke..please don't leave me." Naruto sounded scared. Sasuke looked back to the blond. His devastatingly blue eyes were piercing him, a look of fear and complete depression painted in them.
The raven sighed. "Why Naruto? You can take care of yourself for a few minutes, ne?"
The blond shook his head, tears starting to form in his eyes. "I had a nightmare... You left me alone and you never came back... And you died in the same way mommy and daddy did... Itachi and Kyuubi did too... I don't want to lose you Sasu...please stay with me. I don't want to worry.." Tears were falling down Naruto's face as he sat up. Sasuke had turned to face Naruto again and was sitting on his knees. The sight of a crying Naruto broke his heart...
Sasuke wiped the tears from Naruto's face and kissed him on the forehead again. "I won't leave you. I promise." Sasuke hugged Naruto tightly, not letting go until Naruto's crying calmed. He let the blond go, expecting to see at least a half-asleep Naruto, but saw Naruto's eyes still fully opened.
"What's wrong?" Sasuke asked, worried about his friend.
"I can't sleep now... It's just, every time I close my eyes, I see you all bloody with your bones broken and everything... I can't stand it..it just keep's running through my head like a scene from a movie on an infinite replay..." Naruto said sadly. Seeming to remember that they were friends who always joked around about each other dying and pretending like they wouldn't give a shit, he added, "Well I keep seeing Itachi and Kyuubi too...It's worse than you. I mean, I could care less about you, but Kyuu and Itachi? I'd never forget them." This, of course, earned him a playful push from the raven.
"Oh shut up Naruto, you know you'd miss me." Sasuke sighed. "You want to go downstairs and watch movies?" Naruto nodded, following Sasuke out of the bedroom door.
(1) I am so lame. I used this before, and I am so darn lame.
Yes, I realize that I can't write a blow job scene for shit, and I probably couldn't write a good one if my life depended on it. It's just not my forte. If anyone wants to tell me how to write a better bj scene, please PM me. I need to know for later in this chapter for a certain ******* scene. (censored for spoilers, I finally have this thing mapped out.)
OMG I've had the worst insomnia ever. I mean like, just oh my gosh. I might as well just haven't slept. I'm starting to get a bit more sleep now, like about an hour or two a night now, but it was so terrible earlier this week. I've also felt terrible, had a headache since Sunday, and my throat's been killing me. I know that none of this is any excuse for not writing, but I'm feeling a lot better now. I should have the next chapter up soon, but in the mean time, go read my other fics. One is a collection of drabbles, and the other was for Valentine's day (but I posted it early since I just felt like it). Also, this chapter was for Ukaero, the one person who has reviewed every single chapter. You're just so awesome!
So I kind of enjoyed this chapter. But I feel like I'm kind of rushing everything, ya know? It's my first real fanfic, and I want it to be good. So what I think I'm going to be doing is either rewriting this and posting this back up later, or I'm going to slow things down a LOT. Review telling me what you think I should do please. But if I rewrite this, I'm definitely going to need a good beta, so anyone have any suggestions as to who I should try to get? Or maybe if you're a beta and you'd like to beta this, review and let me know or PM me. Please and thanks!