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DISCLAIMER AGAIN: From Animals to the Ice Age (also Animals!) A random concept, with a fairly more polished execution, but still totally weird. I promise I'll make a cohesive story soon. Maybe. Probably not. Happens right after the third movie because I really don't like the fourth.
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Episode 6 - Continental DRAAT!
Pirates: Last time on Total Drama Ice Age-
Pirates: After Tony told everyone that Scrat bought his vote and was promptly voted off, it seemed like Scrat was in the bottom of the tribe, but Eddie's one-sided rivalry with Diego seemed to take the heat off of him.
Pirates: And with the news that there were still two boots left before the merge, Ellie considered throwing the challenge like Buck was doing to make sure Eddie was safe.
Pirates: An interesting challenge revealed that Diego was seen as a threat to win, and that Diego thought Sid was the dumbest out there, which put a hitch on their friendship, heightened by the fact Ellie accidentaly said Diego thought about voting Sid out.
Pirates: In the end, Buck succeeded in throwing the challenge once again, but both teams were going to elimination, and so Buck got individual immunity and also made Rudy safe on the other side.
Pirates: Which made Ellie, since Diego wanted to keep Sid to fix what he did, and Eddie, since Rudy thought Scrat would be a better ally down the road, both be eliminated.
Pirates: We're down to 5 and the merge is right on sight. Who's going home short of the Final Four? Find out next, in Total Drama Ice Age!
*THEME SONG*
*The Frosty Biters are coming back from elimination, now only a team of 2*
Rudy: GROWLDDAMNIT (Alright, Scrat, I kept you. Now you know you're the swingvote, you have to side with us, alright?)
*Scrat keeps nibbling on an acorn*
Rudy: GRAMBLE (Come on, I know you can talk, you do it all the time in the confessionals)
*Scrat sighs*
Scrat: *He puts the acorn to the side* Alright, fine. Look - I'm not in any main alliance, I know. But who's to say that you'll keep me when it's down to us three? This is a bad position and I'll have to look into it.
Rudy: GRAWK (Look, alright. You know Buck. When he's serious, I can't beat him. Dude's a paranoid mess who won't stop until he gets what he wants. You stick with us this round, we take him out at the Final 4, and Sid should be easy to beat the Final 3.)
Scrat: That still doesn't solve the fact that you'd be taking Sid to the end if you win immunity at the Final 3. Look. I'll think about it. I want to side with you, I really do. But I also want a MILLION ACORNS HAHAHAHAHAHA. Yeah.
Confessional - Rudy - GROWL (I kept Scrat thinking about the Final 3, but Eddie would at least have joined us to boot Diego this round... that might have been a million acorn mistake).
Confessional - Scrat - That should leave Rudy a little worried. It'd be dumb for me to go with Rudy to the finals, he'd completely beat me. But that's okay. That's okay. I'll think of something...
*We cut to the Freezing Peas, who are also coming back from elimination*
Sid: Diego, why did you vote out Ellie? I thought you wanted to vote me out!
Diego: Look, as I said, I didn't want to lose any more challenges, and you weren't exactly being any big help. Trust me. I kept you over Ellie because you're my friend. It's you and me to the end, lil' buddy.
Sid: You think I trust you now? It's like you said. There are predators and there are prey, and I'm feeling like total prey right now.
*He leaves, storming off*
Diego: Man, I feel like a total jerk right now. I know I want to win and play a bit dirty, but this... this is not working...
Confessional - Sid - From now on, Sid's going to play Sid's game! And the first thing he needs to do is find new allies!
Sid: Hey Buck want to ally?
Buck: What?
Confessional - Buck - My eyes must be deceiving me... I thought Sid and DIego were unseparable! Would Sid join me and Ol' Rudy towards the Final 3? NO! HE MUST BE LYING. THEY MUST BE WANTING TO TAKE ME OUT! I JUST KNOW IT!
Buck: ...alright, Sid, what's the catch?
Sid: What catch?
Buck: What do you want in return?
Sid: Nothing except us getting to the end?
Buck: That, ar, that can't be right! No one can be that innocent!
Sid: ...Buck you're sort of scaring me right now.
Buck: SID! LISTEN TO ME! IF YOU THINK I'M FALLING FOR YOUR TRICKS YOU HAVE ANOTHER THING COMING! *He pulls his knife out*
Sid: Okay, okay Buck, alright, I'm sorry. I won't ask anymore, geez.
*The Pirates call everyone*
Pirates: Congratulations. You're the Final 5. You have now merged and it's now an individual game!
Rudy: GROWL (Alright!)
Scrat: *Nibbles on acorn*
Sid: *Half-heartedly* Cool.
Pirates: So, instead of a challenge for immunity, we thought we'd be nice and give you a challenge for reward instead. Winning contestant gets to bring someone over into a MOVIE NIGHT!
Diego: That would be decent if any of us weren't, you know, all single.
*Buck hides his knife behind him*
Buck: *Whispers and caresses her* He doesn't know what he's talking about sweetie.
Pirates: Shush.
*REWARD CHALLENGE*
Pirates: Anyway, your challenge is simple! You have to stand on this stump for as long as you can!
Diego: Oh, nice, straight up endurance. I like it.
*Rudy climbs the stump and breaks it*
Rudy: GROWL (Get some stronger material next time)
Pirates: Sorry for that. Anyway, as for the other four, your time begins now.
Confessional - GEOFFFFF (I was hoping to win to call Scrat and convince him why he needs to stick with us. There goes that plan)
*30 minutes in*
Diego: Hey Sid. If I win, I'm bringing you, alright?
Sid: What? You want me to drop out so you win, then? No. I'm not trusting you anymore.
Diego: Come on, Sid, you were never like this.
Sid: Yeah, until you went and not only said I was the dumbest person here, but also that you wanted to vote me out for real. I came here to have fun with my friends. I thought you were one of them.
*Scrat looks at them and notices the rift*
Confessional - Scrat - This is good. If Sid and Diego are not a duo, I'll side with them right now, and then Sid won't hesitate to vote Diego down the road. Either way, if I can get Sid in the finale, that will lead me to an easy win! I CAN'T let Diego win the challenge, but I need to get him to take me!
*1 hour in*
*Buck is hallucinating* Buck - NO! YOU WON'T DEFEAT ME! I'LL NEVER LET YOU STAB ME IN THE BACK!
Pirates: Hey, you okay, Buck?
*Buck jumps back* Buck - BEGONE, FOUL MONSTER!
Pirates: That does mean you're out, though.
Buck - THE ICEBERG WALLS ARE CLOSING IN!
*The Pirates try to snap Buck back into reality*
Buck - Crawling in my skin
These wounds, they will not heal
Fear is how I fall
Confusing what is real!
*Rudy stomps on Buck and he's instantly back to normal*
Buck - HEHE, WHO TURNED OFF THE SUN!
Pirates: Alright, for the rest of you, how long do you think you can last?
Diego: As long as I need.
Scrat: *Nibbling on an acorn*
Sid: As long as I need to beat Diego...
Diego: Look, Sid, I'm taking you if I win... how can I make it up to you?
Sid: You could drop out of the challenge, for one.
Diego: ...fine...
*He drops out, but Sid still has an angry expression*
Pirates: Only Scrat and Sid remain!
Confessional - Diego - To be honest, if it was for immunity, I really couldn't see me doing that.
*2 hours in*
*Diego, Rudy and Buck have been taken away to rest*
Scrat - Hey, Sid.
Sid - Woah, you can talk?
Scrat - Yeah, and I have to say, I'm sorry for you. I can't believe your best friend would have betrayed you like that.
Sid - Well, Manny's my best friend, but yeah, it's a big bummer.
Scrat - Look, listen. Buck and Rudy are tight. We need to make a move, alright, my friend? Otherwise we are all bloody screwed. Can you take me to the movies so we can talk?
Sid - An ally? Who's willing to listen to my problems? Ohh, miracles DO exist for Sid!
Scrat - Alright. I'm dropping out. Can't stand any longer with these stubby legs.
*He leaves, and the Pirates bring back everyone*
Pirates: And so Sid wins! Who are you taking with you to the movie night?
Sid: The lil' squirrel!
Diego: Wait, Sid, I thought...
Sid: I said... 'for one'. You're not forgiven with just that. I'm taking my own stand for the first time!
Confessional - Sid - And boy does it feel wonderful!
Confessional - Diego - ...uh, this is going to be harder than I thought...
*MOVIE NIGHT*
Sid: Glad someone has my back at least...
Scrat: Don't worry. If you want, you and me, the finals.
Sid: How do I trust you won't betray me too?
Scrat: Because I'm willing to vote off Rudy, the only other one who was in my team.
Sid: Oh... oooh, that's ... uh, geez... Uhhh
Scrat: But Buck won't vote for Rudy, so I'm going to need you to ask Diego to vote Rudy with us. But don't worry, he's gone right after. I don't want you to stay here with someone who has wronged you so much.
Sid: ...Alright... I'll think about it.
Confessional - Scrat - MWAMWMAMAMWMWMA- *He begins nibbling on an acorn*
Sid: Oh look... movie is starting!
*We cut to the IMMUNITY CHALLENGE*
Diego: Uh, Sid. How was movie night?
Sid: Horrible. They played Ice Age Four.
Diego: Ouch.
Pirates: Anyway, time for your immunity challenge for this week! Whoever wins is automatically in the Final 4!
Pirates: It's a simple game of... STAND ON THIS STUMP FOR AS LONG AS YOU CAN.
Buck: ...'Yer kidding, right?
Pirates: NOPE.
*Literally re-read the Reward Challenge Part because Sid Wins again!*
Sid: Hooray for Sid!
Confessional - Buck - Me and Rudy are for sure teaming up, and we're voting for Diego. Rudy says he can get us Scrat's vote, but, I'm feeling SUPER WORRIED RIGHT NOW. DAMMIT. EVERYTHING WILL GO WRONG. WE'LL ALL LOSE. AHHHH
Confessional - Diego - ...I did indeed give up immunity so Sid could win it. I hope that doesn't bite me in the butt, but I really want him to forgive me. He did ask me to vote for Rudy, so it's a start, but I think he just needs me as a number... Glad to see he's growing up, heh. If I go, that's a
Confessional - Rudy - I talked to Scrat and now, it seems everything's on his hands. Let's hope he makes the choice that helps us. Uhhh- I mean- GROWL!
Confessional - Sid - The power's with Sid tonight! First individual Immunity! And that's why they call me Sid, Lord of the Flames!
Confessional - Scrat - So... I have the chance to take out either Rudy, the biggest Physical Threat, or Diego, the biggest mental threat. Who will I go for, I wonder? *Nibbles on two acorns at once* MAN THESE ARE SO GOOD.
*ELIMINATION*
Pirates: Sid. You had immunity congrats, you're safe.
Sid: Aw yeah! Year of the Sid!
Pirates: Scrat, you're also safe. Here's your rock.
Scrat: *Nibbles on acorn*
Pirates: Buck, you're also safe...
Buck: WAIT... HOW? WHAT? I THOUGHT I WAS DOOMED!
*Quick cuts between Diego and Rudy.. Rudy bites his nails, then Buck's whole hand.*
Pirates: And going home is...
...
...
...
Rudy. Time for you to go.
*Rudy and Buck both sigh*
Rudy: GROWL (Buck, win this for me)
Buck: I'll try, ol' buddy.
Sid: Thanks for sticking with us, Scrat.
*Scrat keeps nibbling on an acorn*
Pirates: And there we have it. The Final Four. One more will leave, and the 7 eliminated contestants will vote on who of the Final 3 deserves the million acorns! Don't miss who the Final 3 will be next episode!
-END OF EPISODE 6-
Buck voted for Diego
Rudy voted for Diego
Diego voted for Rudy
Sid voted for Rudy
Scrat voted for Rudy.
*ELIMINATED*
10th - Manny the Manic Mammoth
9th - Crash the Crazy Possum
8th - Tony the Troublesome Armadillo
7th - Ellie the Eloquent Mammoth
6th - Eddie the Eccentric Possum
5th - Rudy the Rude Dinosaur