Hell was not really an eternal punishment. It was more of a place where you beat up people that are weaker than you. For Vegeta, that included everybody. He could beat Frieza and Cell without breaking a sweat, but it wasn't any fun. They would simply reappear soon afterwards.

Frieza and Cell, however, have always gotten pleasure from causing harm. They would kill whoever they could get their hands on, before they eventually got killed by Vegeta. After that, the entire process would repeat itself. Maybe Hell was an eternal punishment. Not one of pain or death, but of boredom.

An endless cycle of boredom.

That cycle would, however, be broken. A rift had appeared on the ceiling, causing a fat, pink, icecream/spermcell looking creature to pop out.

Weird, but that's what happened.

Naturally, the inhabitats of Hell were excited. Someone new to kill. Despite the greatest efforts of Hell's citizens, they never seemed to make it more than 3 steps before the pink beast utterly obliterated them. To make it worse, it was singing the entire time.

"Buu is bored, Buu make you die! You go boom, you go bye-bye!" repeated Buu endlessly, as if he was a broken record.

Vegeta, however, did not attack the fat beast. While Frieza and Cell were getting killed by what seemed to be the Pillsberry Doughboy's steroid-addict brother, he decided to take a different approach, sneaking around Majin Buu.

Vegeta had made it to the rift, and was just about to escape Hell, when he heard a voice behind him.

"You look strong. Everyone else here weak! Buu is bored! Buu want to fight you!" shouted the Majin, in a high-pitched, shrill voice.

"Oh, goddamnit." thought Vegeta, throwing stealth to the wind, and rapidly flying over to the living realm.

Others soon followed, including Majin Buu, chaos being the only activity on his schedule.

In one hour, Majin Buu had caused more destruction than every war in history combined. Almost every city was collapsed, nearly every human had been killed, and the majority of planet Earth looked like nuclear fallout had occured.

When Majin Buu appeared to the public, citizens thought that he was a demon. They were technically correct, but Buu was not the kind of demon that you would see in a Bible. He was more like a clown version of Superman, who just didn't know that killing was wrong. Of course, the military tried shooting the beast, which was about as useful as throwing peas at an aircraft carrier.

Vegeta was busy with his own activites. He was searching for Goku. He wanted- no, he needed a rematch. His pride had been shattered, and he could not live without it.

Of course, he would have to hurry, because he was being followed by the pink... ice cream... sausage demon... thing...

Because plot reasons, Vegeta found Goku.

"Hey, Kakarot. I want a rematch." demanded the Saiyan.

"Well, you did try to kill me, and you killed millions of people because of your never-ending hubris, but, O.K!" responded the happy-go-lucky protaganist.

Of course, Vegeta got beat up.

"I... Want another rematch!"

"You want fight Buu? Buu want fight you!" yelled the pink ice cream sausage demon.

There was a moment of silence.

"DIE BEAST!" screamed Vegeta, planting a fist into Buu's face.

It went in a few inches, (that's what she said) but was quickly used as leverage by Buu. Buu's soft flesh began to surround Vegeta's arm, and soon, his entire body.

"Oh, crap, I shoulda' thought about tha-" muttered the Saiyan prince, before being completely absorbed by Buu.

Not only did Buu recieve a massive power boost, but he began to transform as well. He took on a more sleak, tall appearence, and his face became more pointy. He wore a hat backwards. To put it simply, Buu looked like a jackass.

"Why does Buu look like such a jackass?" asked Goku.

"Because." answered Popo. "He absorbed Vegeta."

"Oh, that makes sense."

Jackass Buu was getting tired of this nonsense, so he decided to do something about it. He fired a beam at Popo, turning him into a radio. Jackass Buu approached the radio, and tuned in to Nickleback.

Every person on the lookout began bleeding from the ears.

"Who would have guessed that Jackass Buu would be so much stronger than regular Buu?" yelled Goku.

"Your mom." responded Jackass Buu.