Jack: *listening to Count Me In by Dove Cameron* Even when you're gone, I feel you close.
Max: You listen to that catywumpis?
Jack: *slices Max in half with the sword of awesomeness* Yay! Death!
Max: *gets revived by one-use reviving chip* Okay, I'll never insult your music again.
Jack: Thank you. Hey, where is Dan?
Dan: I'm back from dare-hunting!
Max: In that case, let's have some fuuun!
Here are my super dares
Red: Find Leaf and Kiss her in front of the smashers
Sonic: Race with against Mario in Sega All Stars Racing Transformed way and the racing track is from house of the dead
Pit: Challenge an Abyss Dragons from the planet cray
Ike:: Challenge Goku with all your might
Marth: Ask Caeda to go to the House of the Dead and you may kill all the zombies you want
Bowser: Challenge Natsu from fairytail a Flaming Battle
Link: Drink all the kinds of milk until you're full!
Jack: Red, you have to find and kiss Leaf.
Red: Whatever. *finds Leaf instantly because of Celebi*
Leaf: Hi! *kisses Red full on the lips*
Jack: Now, if you will, FEEL THE BURN OF SUPAH COOL TELEPORTING SLUDGE! *pours bucket of said sludge on Leaf*
Red and Toon Link: Take me with youuuuuuuuuu!
Dan: Bor-ing! Next dare! Wait, what the flip is the House of the Dead?
Jack: Just go to Dracula's Castle from Castlevania. It has great acoustics!
Mario and Sonic: Let's get started!
Max: Okay! Three... two... one... GODLES!
One scary and odd race later...
Jack: *playing Tomodachi Life* By the power of cotton candy!
Max: Race is over, Jack.
Jack: Who won?
Max: Sonic. Duh.
Jack: Anywho, NEXT DARE! *note that 'next dare' is screamed so loud that Dan comes out of hiding because Jack was on a stuffing high*
Dan: We don't know what that thing is! NEXT!
Max: Okay, so... OH MAI GERSH I LOVE IKE SO MUCHIE! *steals the SOA and lets Ike borrow it*
Jack: I like Ike too. He can borrow it. *pulls out bag of popcorn with extra cheese powder*
Max: *steals one of Jack's popcorns*
Ike: *instantly kills Goku with SOA*
Max: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY! *is so happy it rains Mudkips*
Jack: Who's a good boy? *snuggles Mudkipz*
Dan: Nextles!
Max: Again, going to Dracula's Castle, but you can do whatever ya what.
One day later...
Marth: I'm back! And I brought aged ham!
Pac-Man and Kirby: Ham? GIMME DA HAMMMM! NAW!
Max: Next.
Jack: STOP STINKING TALKING ABOUT THINGS WE DON'T KNOW! *calm voice* Next dare.
Dan: *drinks all the milk and then pukes rainbows*
Everyone else: *mentally disturbed*
Jack: Next dare set.
Hello!:D
Kirby:Have some chicken pot pie.
Pit:Hey Pit,wanna go thrift shopping?
Toon Link and Katniss:Challenge each other to a battle!
Samus:Kiss,marry or kill:Marth,Snake,or Bowser?
Jack: *reads first dare* *dies*
Max: *eye twich*
Jack: *gets revived* Knowing Kirby, he'd eat all the chicken pot pie. So, no. Not even once. Next!
Max: Hey Pit, wanna go thrift shopping?
Pit: Nope! Do the next dare, please.
Jack: Sorry, but Katniss isn't here at the moment.
Dan: Does that mean you can't do the dare?
Jack: I never said that. *uses teleporting sludge and Katniss appears* Fight Toon Link.
Katniss: Got it. *shoots TL in the heart with an arrow*
Jack: *revives TL and teleports Catnip out of the studio* Next. Dare.
Dan: Okay, Samus! Who would you rather kiss, marry, then kill?
Samus: Bowser because I wouldn't get arrested for killing him. Also, I hate dinosaurs.
Bowser: I WAS MODELED AFTER AN OX! *tears Samus to shreds*
Max: That is all for today.