Oh my God! Did you guys see the new Victorious episode! And there's more the next Saturday! 'The Hambone King'! I can't wait! Anyway... The next chapter/episode here is 'How Trina Got In' or 'The Squid and The Coconut' I like both titles... ;P Enjoy!

~Kelly~

Chapter 6: How Trina Got In - The Squid and The Coconut

Andre and Cat were sitting on their usual table in the morning, when Beck and Jade approached them. They sat on their table holding their coffees.

"Hey there!" Beck greeted them.

"Yeah, hey." Jade stated.

"GOOD MORNING!" Cat shouted happily.

"Cat... Can you stop shouting please?" Andre asked her.

"WHY?!" Cat asked him loudly.

"SHUT UP!" Jade snapped at her.

Cat opened her mouth to reply, but she regretted it. She just took a sip of her orange juice. Jade smiled slightly and Beck rolled his eyes. That moment, Trina passed from their table singing... Well, screaming...

"Not a fantasy, just remember me... When I make it SHIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!"

Jade, Bec, Andre and Cat had to cover their ears. "Oh my God... That girl is really untalented." Jade stated.

"I can't understand how she got in Hollywood Arts..." Beck wondered.

"That's true." Andre agreed.

"Yeah... I don't know how could Trina pass the audition..." Cat whispered.

"What?" Beck asked her.

"I don't know how could Trina pass the audition..." Cat whispered again.

"Cat... We can;t understand what you're saying." Andre told her.

"I'm trying not to shout, because Jade is gonna get mad at me..." Cat muttered.

Beck sighed and looked at Jade. Jade shrugged. "What?" She asked him innocently.

"Jade... Tell her that she can speak normally." Beck ordered her.

"I don't wanna." Jade snapped at him.

"Jade..."

"I don't wanna!" Jade cut him off.

"Okay... That's a time-out." Beck stated.

"But... But... What did I do?" Jade asked him.

"You know what you did." He replied.

"I didn't-"

"It's a time-out!" Beck interrupted her. Jade frowned and looked at her cup of coffee. Beck rolled his eyes and looked at Cat. "You can speak, Cat. You don't have to whisper." He told her.

"Kay-Kay!" Cat squealed happily.

"Hey... Does anyone knows where Tori and Robbie are?" Andre asked them.

"Who cares?" Jade snapped at him.

Beck sighed and stared at her. "You're in a time-out." He informed her. Jade sighed in frustration. "What does that mean?" He asked her.

"That I mustn't insult anyone, shout at anyone or comment sarcastically anything." Jade answered calmly.

"That's right. You know what to do..." Beck mumbled.

Jade rolled her eyes. "I hate it." She muttered.

"Jade..."

"But I hate it!" She cut him off. Beck didn't say anything. He just kept staring at her. "I hate it when you're staring at me!" Jade exclaimed angrily.

"Then, you know what you have to do." He replied.

"I'm sorry." She muttered looking at her coffee.

Andre and Cat were just looking at Beck and Jade's interaction without talking. Beck smiled and looked at them.

"How did you do that?" Andre asked him.

Beck shrugged. "We're dating for almost four years. I know her." He answered.

"I hate you." Jade told Beck.

"I know that. And I love you, too." He replied sarcastically.

Andre chuckled. "Okay... Now, does anyone know where Tori and Robbie are?" He asked them.

Beck shook his head. "Nope. I don't."

"Me neither." Cat added.

"I do." Jade commented.

"No, you don't." Beck old her.

"Why don't you let her tell us?" Andre asked him curiously.

"Because she's gonna say something sarcastic." Beck answered. "That's why."

"Oh... You have a point." Andre admitted. Jade just groaned.

"Anyway... Let's just think of how could Trina pass Hollywood Arts' audition." Andre announced.

"I have a theory." Jade replied.

"What kind of theory?" Andre asked her.

Jade took a look at Beck and continued. "I heard that she was untalented, but when they rejected her, she used her ninja abilities and make them faint with a special gas, or whatever it was... So, they all fainted, apart from her, and she wrote at the papers that she passed the audition." Jade told them.

"That is crazy..." Beck commented.

Jade shrugged. "That's what I've heard. Do you have a better idea?" She asked him.

"Well... I've heard some rumors..." Beck stated. That moment, the bell rang.

"I want to hear Beck's version!" Cat stated.

"We can meet after the first period..." Jade told her.

"Kay!" She exclaimed happily and started running to her first class. Jade rolled her eyes and stood up. Beck and Andre stood up after her.

"See you, guys!" Andre told them and started walking away.

Jade took her empty cup of coffee and threw it in the garbage. Beck took his cup and took the last sip before throwing it away. He passed his arm around her waist and they started walking to Jade's first class. Beck kissed her forehead.

"You mad at me?" He asked her in a baby voice.

"I hate it when you baby talk. I've told this a billion times." Jade snapped at him. Beck just shrugged. "But I'm not mad at you." She added smiling.

Beck kissed her lips as they passed the janitor's closet. They reached the Black Box Theater, where they stopped.

"I hate the fact that our first classes are never the same." Jade muttered.

Beck smiled. "It's okay. The rest of them are the same." He told her.

"See you." Jade told him and pecked his lips.

"See you. Try not to kill your teacher." He ordered her, as she was walking in.

"I'll try!" She replied and sat on a chair.

"Great." Beck replied sarcastically and walked away to his class. Jade sighed and took her PearPod out of her bag, as she felt it vibrating. She answered it without looking at the calling ID.

"What?"

"Um... Hi Jade..."

"Tori? What the...? Where are you? Oh, wait! I don't care. Bye." Jade snapped at her.

"Jade, wait! Me and Robbie are trapped at Nozu because we don't have any money to pay and my phone is running out of battery and we need help! Please don't hang u-" Tori started talking fast but Jade cut her off by hanging up.

She threw her cell phone in her bag and sighed. Sinjin took the seat next to her. He sat on his chair and stared at her. Jade felt his gaze on her. She rolled her eyes in frustration.

"Hi Jade..." Sinjin's creepy voice called her.

"What?" She snapped at him.

"Is true that you and Beck broke up?" He asked her.

"Didn't you just see me kissing him at the door?" She asked him.

"Well... Yeah, but I thought that maybe-"

"Go away." She cut him off. Sinjin stood up and sat on a chair at the other side of the Black Box Theater.

The chair next to Jade soon was occupied again, by Brett. "Hey beautiful..." He greeted her.

"Oh my God..." She muttered and rolled her eyes. She turned her head from the other side and tried to ignore him.

"Aww... Don't be like that..." Brett told her and caressed her hair.

"What do you want?" She snapped at him.

"To be your boyfriend."

"Too bad. That's not gonna happen." Jade replied sarcastically.

"Aww... Why?"

"Because I have a video of you wearing your underwear handcuffed in your bed, saying that you're a big jerk. You're lucky Beck persuaded me not to put it on the Slap." She stated.

Brett gulped and nodded. "See you." He muttered and stood up. Jade smiled victoriously.

"It's the first and the last time I hope Vega would be here." She muttered to her herself.

Tori and Jade were the only in the gang who had the same first class. Tori used to sit next to Jade and Jade used to yell at her, telling her to leave her alone...

-After the first period-

Jade got out of the Black Box Theater and went to Beck's class. She was waiting outside until the door opened. Her boyfriend came out first, holding his bag. She smiled at him and kissed him quickly as they started walking to their lockers. Beck headed to his locker, while Jade moved to hers.

"Hey." Andre greeted Beck.

"Hey." Beck replied and threw his books in his locker.

"Will you tell us your version?" Andre asked him.

"Sure. Now?" Beck asked him.

"Cat is waiting at the stairs. And I just learned that she has candy in her bra." Andre stated confused.

Beck narrowed his eyes. "Candy in her bra?"

Andre nodded. "Candy in her bra."

"Yeah..." Beck commented and smiled. "Anyway..." He muttered and headed to Jade's locker. "Are you hungry?" He asked her.

"No... Not really... Why?" She asked him curiously.

"Because Andre and Cat are waiting at the stairs for me to tell them my version about how Trina got in Hollywood Arts." He announced.

Jade shrugged. "It's cool. Let's go." She agreed.

They approached Cat and Andre, who were sitting on the stairs. Beck and Jade sat next to Cat, Beck's arm around Jade's shoulders, her head resting on his shoulder.

"So?" Cat asked Beck. "Will you tell us?"

"Sure. Well..."

"Wait." Cat cut him off.

"What?" Andre questioned her.

"Does anyone want candy?" She asked them.

"Sure... But where's the cand-" Jade started asking her, but Cat put out of her bra some candy and little chocolates. Jade's eyes widened. "You're keeping candy in your bra." She stated emotionlessly.

"Why not? Don't you?" Cat asked her.

"No!" Jade answered disgusted.

"You know... That would be a good idea..." Beck commented. Jade gave him a death look. Beck smiled at her innocently. She rolled her eyes and grabbed some candy from Cat's hands.

"So, your story..." Jade told Beck.

"Right... Well... I've heard that when Trina auditioned, the judges didn't like her. So, she told them that they would let her in the school, if she could beat them at karate. And she beat them. All of them." Beck told them.

"That's insane! Would the principal and the teachers accept that kind of challenge?" Jade asked him.

Beck shrugged. "It's possible..." He commented.

"No, it's not." Jade argued.

"Well... It's more possible than your theory." Beck snapped at her.

"Oh! Don't tell me that my theory sucks!"

"I didn't say that your theory sucks! I'm just saying that my version is more sensible than yours." Beck stated calmly. Jade sighed and looked at the to her side. Beck rolled his eyes frustrated.

"Okay... Well... I've heard something, too... Actually, I asked some students and Trina's classmates..." Andre stated.

"And...?" Beck asked him.

"And... I have a story." Andre announced.

"Tell us!" Cat squealed happily, eating her chocolate.

"Okay... Some guys told me that Trina had an amazing voice... Everyone was amazed by her and, of course, they let her in the school. But when the principal and the teachers left the audition room, Trina stayed alone with Sinjin. Well... Sinjin was fixing some spotlights, and one of them, somehow, fell and hit Trina forcefully. After that, Trina's voice changed. And became as we all know..." Andre finished.

"That's so sad..." Cat muttered.

"That's so stupid." Jade commented.

"I think I'm gonna agree with Jade..." Beck added. "You can't lose your voice because a spotlight hit you." He stated.

"That's what I have been told." Andre told them.

"Yeah... I guess we'll never learn how Trina made it in Hollywood Arts..." Cat mumbled sadly.

Sikowitz was passing in front of them and heard Cat. He stopped and went to them. "Well, my little students, I think I can tell you the truth about that issue, since I'm the only responsible about that..." He told them.

"Will you tell us?" Andre asked him.

"Sure. But not now. Come to my class after school. I'll tell you everything." He told them.

"Cool!" Andre commented.

"Yaay!" Cat squealed happily.

-In the evening-

Beck was lying on his bed, watching TV, while Jade was lying next to him, her head resting on his stomach.

"I can't believe Sikowitz and his coconuts are responsible for the fact that Trina got in Hollywood Arts..." Jade muttered. "That made me hate him. I'm serious. He was my favorite teacher in Hollywood Arts... He was..." She added.

"Why do you hate him?" Beck asked her.

"Because he's the reason why the Vega sisters got in the school!" Jade snapped at him.

"Can you explain that?" Beck asked her.

"It's simple! He let Trina it, and if Trina wasn't at the school, Tori wouldn't have to replace her, and she wouldn't be so amazing, and she wouldn't be at the school!" Jade exclaimed angrily.

Beck chuckled. "Hey... I heard you mentioning Tori and I thought of her..." He said.

"What?!" Jade sat up and stared at him angrily.

"Relax. I mean that I thought of her because she didn't show up at school and she hadn't called anyone. And Robbie didn't show up either. That's weird, isn't it?" He asked her.

"Tori called me." Jade muttered.

"Really? Where was she?"

"At Nozu. Tori and Robbie didn't have money to pay and they were trapped in there." Jade informed him.

"And what did you do?" Beck asked her.

She shrugged. "Nothing."

"Nothing? What do you mean 'nothing'? Why didn't you tell anyone?" He asked her.

"'Cause I forgot about it!" Jade shouted at him. "Besides, she wasn't alone... She's with Robbie." Jade added calmly.

Beck sighed and focused on the television again. Jade shrugged and lay again, resting her head on his stomach. Beck started caressing her hair softly with his hand, still focused on the TV show they were watching.

"Do you think I should call Andre and tell him about Tori and Robbie?" Jade asked him.

"Yup." He replied.

"Okay." She agreed.

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