A/N:This chater is probably the funnest work i've ever done! Hope my humor helps lighten the mood of the story a bit, even though it is an angst for a reason...but whatever! I hope you enjoy reading it, as much as I enjoyed writing it!
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Imogen Heap – First Train Home
(I´ve got to get on it) (3x)
Bodies disengaged our mouths are fleshing over. First train home I´ve got to get on it (3x) Temporal deadzone where clocks are barely breathing First train home I´ve got to get on it (3x) So what? You´ve had one too many. What matters you doesn´t matter matter to me. Got to get on it first train home. First train home I´ve got to get on it
It´s just an echo game irises retreating
to ovals of white.
The urge to feel your face
And blood rushing to paint my handprint
A Frisbee one by one
Your vinyl on lamanent
Desperate for some kind of contact.
To Catch to catch catch catch catch.
First train home I´ve got to get on it (3x)
First Train home
Yet no one cares to notice for all the yelling
All night clamor to hold it together.
I want to play don´t wait forms in the hideaway
I want to get on with getting on with things
I want to run in fields paint the kitchen
And love someone
And I can´t do any of that here can I?
First Train home
So what? I´m not that much fun to be with
So what? You´ve come silly hatter
So what? I didn´t want to come here anyway.
What matters to me doesn´t matter matter to you.
What matters to you doesn´t matter matter to them.
What matters to them doesn´t change anything.
Got to get on it first train home
(I´ve got to get on it)
To catch to catch catch-catch catch.
(First train home)
First train home I´ve got to get on it
First train home.
(First train home)
To go to go to go
Get get get get
Out out out out
Now now now now
-3rd person POV-
'I can't believe I'm finally going to see him again after all this time!' Roxas thought excitedly, barely being able to control himself. "Roxas, if you don't calm down, you're going to give yourself a heart attack! So, for the sanity of me and the other passengers on this plane, CALM DOWN!" Cloud said, quietly scolding his son. Even though Cloud would never openly admit how much he loved seeing happy and smiling. (He had to much pride for that.)
Roxas was clad in a white v-neck shirt that ended mid-thigh. On top of which was a long-sleeved black and white checkered cardigan. To finish off his look, he had a pair of metallic black leggings, and his signature black 2-inch boots. His fingernails were painted black, and he had on all his wristbands and other bracelets. His checkered wallet was safely tucked in his cardigan pocket, along with his itouch. His snakebites, angelbites, septum, bridge, gages, hip-bone, collar-bone, and wrist piercings were all perfectly in place. His hair was in it's usual visual-kei (fan-hawk) hairstyle, which was drawing him quite a few glances and stares.
"Dad, can I have a fag?" Roxas asked in his heavily German accent. Upon hearing the word 'fag', a few passengers began to give him strange looks. "Yeah, sure, but son, we're going to America, and in America, fags are called cigarettes, because in America, a fag is what some they call homosexuals." Cloud corrected Roxas childishly, before handing him a cigarette.
After seemingly endless hours on the plane from Berlin to California, they finally landed at the Los Angeles airport. When they exited the plane, all Roxas could do was be relieved. "Thank GOD! One more minute on that d*** plane, and I would've my f***ing mind!" Roxas was happy to be free of that plane, he could have kissed—no, LICKED, the floor.
While Roxas was busy rejoicing about his freedom, Cloud spotted Leon. "LEON!" Leon looked around for a minute before locking eyes with Cloud and yelling, "CLOUD! YOU'RE FINALLY HERE!" Before running over to Cloud, who met him halfway. They embraced each tightly. "I can't BELIEVE you're FINALLY here!" Leon squealed. "Neither can I!" Cloud said, joining in on the squealing. Upon seeing Cloud and Leon's (AWKWARD) affectionate reunion, Roxas felt the urge to puke. 'WTF is wrong with my dad? And why is he squealing like a hormonal teenage girl?' Cloud looked over to Roxas, who immediately turned and walked away, whistling, and pretending not to know him.
"Is that Roxas, Cloud?" Leon asked, curiosity in his eyes. "Why yes, yes, it is," Cloud replied dusting imaginary dust off his shoulders. Leon just rolled his eyes at Cloud's inflated ego and continued. "Well, I'll be d***ed if he didn't get sexy! If I was 16 years younger, I would most DEFINANTELY tap that." Leon said giggling. "Uh, no you wouldn't be tapping anything at all," Cloud said, smirking at Leon.
"Huh?" Leon was lost. "You'd be getting tapped...by me of course. And ONLY me!" Cloud finished. His smirk growing in size. Leon only rolled his eyes. "Possessive much?" "Californian, much?" Cloud repeated, mocking Leon's valley-girl accent. "Nazi, much?" Leon replied, doing his best German accent. They both laughed.
"Ummmm...this is awkward, so, I'm just going to-" Roxas let the rest of the sentence die, and began to walk away. "NO! I meant...No, don't leave! I just wanna stare at you..." Leon said. "Uh, you have no idea how much of a pedophile you sounded like, just then, at that moment. What a creeper..."Roxas replied staring awkwardly at Leon. Do you want to see Sora or not?" Leon quipped, hands on his hips. "No, I-I mean yes, I ,uh...I don't know anymore. I want to see Sora." Leon just nodded, and began to examine him.
Leon poked at one of Roxas' snakebites. "Are these snakebites?" Roxas gave him a strange look before replying, "Um,yeah? Why?" Leon poked the pointy, black ring once more, "Just wondering because Sora's always talking about his 'dream guy' having snakebites and other piercings. And there are...what do you call them? Emo boys? Well, whatever they are, they're all over his Facebook page. And I don't even know where he finds them—scratch that, I don't know how he gets them to accept his friend request. He's SUCH a Prep, It's not even funny,"
"And don't Preps and Emos hate each other or something?" Before Roxas could answer that, Cloud leaned over to "secretly whisper" something in Leon's ear. "You're asking the right one, Leon. Roxas IS Emo." Cloud 'whispered'..."Dad, you are aware of the fact I can hear you, right?" Roxas asked, an inquisitive look on his face. "Yeah, whatever you say, Son." Cloud replied sarcastically.
"Anyways, awkward conversation aside, I must finish examining you." Leon started poking at one of Roxas' angelbites, the right one to be exact. "What is this called?" Roxas smirked, "Well, the stud you are currently poking is called a Monroe, alone, and on the right-side. The other," "This one?" Leon asked moving his finger to rest on the stud in the left-side. "Yes, that one is called a Madonna—if alone that is." Leon was interested now. "And if they're together what are they called?" "Angelbites." Roxas replied coolly. "How cool!" Leon exclaimed excitedly. "Oh, well, there I go sounding like Sora...How embarrassing." Leon put a hand to his face, and slowly dragged it downward.
"I fail at life. Epically.-But any who, what's that black piercing in your nose?" Leon pointed at it, perplexed. "It's called a septum, but has been referred to as a 'bulls nose'." "Yeah, I can see why. So, what's that?" Leon asked, finger now poking at Roxas' black bridge piercing. "That's called a bridge," "Oh, because it's in the bridge of your nose, right?" "Right." "Cool, so any more piercings in your facial area?" "Just these," Roxas said before tucking his bangs behind his ears. "OMG! WTF?What are those? and why is there a hole the size of f***ing Hawaii in your ear?"
"Um, they're called gages?" "They're called 'that-should-be-illegal'!" "Why?" "Ummmm, I don't know, because there's a hole in your ear!" "Um, that's kind of the point, in case you haven't noticed." "Oh well, excuse me for being concerned because there's a f***ing hole in your ear!" "Whatever, let's move on, please?" "Whateve kid, anyway, what else you got pierced?" Roxas just pointed to his collar-bones. To the part where the two bones met and made the hollow of his neck. The two black studs were there.
"WTF are those?" "They're called clavicle or collar-bone piercings, and can you please not touch them, they're kind of sore." Leon recoiled his hand as if he'd been burned. "Geez, sooorry, you happy now?" "Quite." Roxas said simply before lifting his shirt a little to show off his hip piercings. "Well, aren't you just little-miss-pen-cushion? One's not enough for you, huh? At least Sora isn't this bad." That sparked Roxas' curiosity. "What do you mean?" he asked pointedly.
"He has his nose and his belly-button pierced. I told him belly-button piercings are for chicks, but he insisted. How sad." "Cool..." Roxas replied before smirking deviously. Lastly, he showed him his wrist piercings. Though he was smart enough to only lift his sleeve enough to show him the actual piercing. (So Leon wouldn't see his cuts.)
"Dude! That's freaky and cool all at the same f***ing time!" Leon said, excitement apparent in his voice. "Fer sure, that's why I got them." Leon studied him a bit more before saying, "Well, Roxas, albeit some of your piercings are kinda gross, but overall you're hot and a sweetheart. But what's up with the outfit? You look girly." Leon giggled. Roxas flipped him off, "Whatever Pops, can we go now? I'm tired of standing in an airport with people raping me with their eyes." Roxas replied before pulling out a cigarette and lighting it. He took a long drag on it.
"Okay, okay, bossy people these days, Geez, come on Cloud, we're leaving." Cloud and Roxas followed Leon's retreating form to the car. Within a couple of hours or so, they arrived at Leon's gorgeous home. Roxas was the first to get out. He fixed his hair. Flattened his clothing, and walked to the door. He waited patiently as Leon unlocked it. Little did he know what awaited him inside...
A/N: yay! It's FINALLY finished! I'm so proud of myself! Hope you enjoyed it! And for those who don't know what the piercings are/look like, I looked up pictures for you. Here they are:
Bridge:
.org/wiki/Bridge_piercing
Angelbites and Septum:
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Septum:
.fi/galleria/Joensuu/Lä
Wrist:
*(but Roxas' are on the underside of his wrists.)*
Snakebites:
/images/images_of_?1246781025
Gauges (Gages):
.com/photos/tattooindiana/303173499/
Collar-bone (Clavicle):
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Hip:
.com/albums/ww44/nana_