Chapter: WTF…I'm at the wrong school.

Notes: I admit that this chapter was written in response to one of my reviews from the last chapter. I hadn't really thought about how easily Squalo had taken over the school and no one question or challenged her. So I came up with this line of thought about ten minutes after I updated the last chapter. It's not long but I'm hoping that the next one we will be seeing someone special who might become important later on in the story. Hint, hint.

I'll try to have that chapter out by the end of the week since I'm hoping to have it be twice as long as my usual ones. We'll see, no promises.

And She-Devil of the Mafiso School is a lot more awesome the Demon of Namimori. Or at least I like to think so. heh

Thank you everyone who has reviewed, you inspire me to keep on writing. Hint, hint. Enjoy!

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I learned something new this week, something very important to my future goals. Apparently the school I was going to, the freaking Mafioso school I had stupidly decided not too investigate before going too…was actually divided into two sections and I hadn't known anything about it, and not just sections- like age groups etc.

No- it was two entirely different sections of Mafioso personnel.

The main thing that had me in disbelief was how long it took me to figure this out, I mean sure I had an vague idea after I beat those little brats in ten seconds flat but I hadn't actually put much stock into it afterwards, my pride hadn't let me.

Even so, because while my father's Family was part of the lower mafia aristocratic ladder I was still considered a boss-in-training to take over after him so I hadn't seriously thought they would do such a thing to me.

Maybe…it was because I was born a girl? Oh my fucking- if this is a sexism thing then I was going to castrate and murder every single male in the mafia and just create a female dystopia.

That'll teach them to underestimate females.

I had been attending school for three months and even with how powerful I knew I had gotten because of all the early training I had endured I was still surprised by how easily I made the kids around me into my minions.

When I had first attended the school the only way Skull and my father had gotten me to go in the first place was the promise of more kids like me, well not me-me but you know…actually competent.

But it seemed that somehow my paper got switched up. Or at least that was the only excuse I would take because if they actually and purposely put me in henchmen school I would be killing someone before I graduated.

So it boiled down to this, all of the real bosses-in-training and the higher mafia aristocratic children had been going to school on the opposite side of campus.

I had thought those were the college dorms! But nope, apparently the college dorms were several more blocks away and I was too lazy to go investigate them earlier.

Skull would have been yelling in my ear about my apparent laziness if he heard about this. He might even sic his damn creepy octo-pet on me like he did on me one time when I accidently scared him by sneaking up on him while he was watching some horror movie about vengeful ghosts.

Apparently in the dark I looked like a horrible ghoul. Skull said it was my creepy wide smile and silver glowing hair. I wacked him over the head with a feathered pillow for the insult until the pillow burst into a feathery cloud.

It hadn't helped that I had been sucking on a cherry lollipop and had reddish stains all over my mouth at the time.

Anyway it was actually one of my minions that had brought it to my attention about the split in the school system, I was livid at first but I eventually calmed down after much screaming and kicking over several school desks in retaliation.

The minion in question, one of the smarter ones, had causally wondered what I was doing in their branch of the school when I was clearly a combat specialist and should have been transferred to the Vongola sponsored school where all the powerhouses and genius level students were housed at.

After I had gotten over my little temper tantrum I'd been grateful for the information, so much so that I didn't beat the student black and blue for being too causal with me to begin with.

Later I learn that the student in question had been taking valium to deal with the stress I was causing by terrorizing the school which explained his very nonchalant attitude to me and everyone around him in general.

After learning that I realized that I may have been…channeling my inner Hibrai a little too much lately.

But it was their fault! When I heard about the nick-name the brats gave me I cracked up laughing so hard I ended up choking. She-Devil? I mean come on! I totally beat Hibrai's Demon now!

HA!

So now I'm going to transfer, it didn't take long to get admittance to the other side, I guess I was really qualified and the administration wanted to hurry things along just as much as I did.

I was even gracious enough to leave a departing speech to my classmates that made up the henchmen school and told them I was leaving them for bigger and better things. The teachers didn't object to me using the gym stadium for this as well as take everyone out of their classes and cram them into it before first period. Or at least if anyone did protest I ignored them completely and continued on.

I think some of minions started to cry as I gave my departure speech.

I admit to feeling touched by this, I didn't think they would miss me that much…although I had to wonder where all the confetti and party balloons had come from?

"VOI! But not to worry my little minions! I won't abandon you! Even with me gone my second-in-command has graciously insisted that he transfer here as a teacher to continue on with your minion training! I admit I had plans to stall your torture- I mean training till the summer but now you don't have to wait! I want you to give a round of applause to your new Sensei! Skull!"

Skull- who had been waiting with excited impatience for his moment to shine broke through the stadium wall with a large wrecking ball.

"Stupid students! I am the famous Skull! You will now all bow down before my magnificence!" Skull struck a very interesting pose and waited for his applause.

Everyone was silent though and I kind of felt bad for him since he'd been looking forward to this since I told him of my transfer and my worries for my future cannon fodder.

I reach down to my ankle and take out my custom-made gun from my hoister. Then I preceded to shoot at the crowd in warning.

They got it pretty quick and began to applaud very, very loudly. Luckily for them only two people got hit with my bullets and they were mere flesh wounds, easily remediable if hurriedly treated quickly.

Skull beamed at them and smirked at me. I just gave him a proud nod and turn to the teachers that had lined the back.

They all stared at me in relief and terror.

Relief I guess from me leaving, and terror about having one of the Arcobaleno in their school teaching them under my behalf.

Or it could be that they were terrified at me leaving since I had installed a great pecking order in their school and relief that I would be smart enough to leave my faithful friend behind to keep the pecking order safely in place and train up their henchmen to be better and more resilient to pain and torture.

I figured it could go either way.