Lexicon, by LaughingLefou

"Alright team," began one Jaune Arc as the last member of his team and partner, Pyrrha Nikos, took her seat, "Now that we're all here, the reason I've gathered you all is that I think it'd be best if I started doing mission briefings. You know, relay information, discuss what we'll need to bring with us, the works. Yes, Pyrrha?" Jaune finished, pointing to Pyrrha who had slowly raised a hand.

"I think this is a wonderful idea, Jaune but I did have one very small question."

"What's that?"

"Why is she here?" Pyrrha finished her question pointing at the person sitting next to her, absentmindedly filing her nails. Bleiss Schnee glanced over, rolling her eyes with a huff before turning her gaze back to Jaune and fluttering her eyes at him.

Jaune sighed, shoulder sagging. "Just...ignore her. Maybe she'll go away."

"But-" Pyrrha started.

"Pyrrha, need I remind you the last time you tried to forcefully remove her? The school is still paying off the damages. Thank the brothers that Bleiss and you have dosh or I think Goodwitch would have still somehow blamed me for that…" Jaune pinched the bridge of his nose. "Bad memories notwithstanding, let's actually begin. Now, I picked a job that will involve combat, so Nora, you won't be bored like last time."

"Yes!" Nora pumped her fist, grinning wickedly.

"But," Jaune interrupted her, causing her freeze and slump slightly with her grin still frozen on her face, "We still need to be careful. This mission is going to be long,"

"Mmm," a purr came from Bleiss' lips, largely ignored by the members of JNPR.

"It's going to be hard,"

"Oh god yes…" Bleiss moaned, chewing on a fingernail as she rubbed her thighs together, cheeks flushing.

"We're going to have to penetrate deep into enemy territory-"

"God yes, please!" Bleiss cried out, cutting Jaune off and causing the entirety of team JNPR to stop and affix her with a combination of confusion, irritation and mild amusement (the last coming from Nora herself.)

"Would you please stop!" Jaune shouted, rubbing at his temples as the beginnings of an all too familiar pounding began.

"What? You're the one who's teasing me!" Bleiss complained, pouting cutely (Or at least in a manner she believed to be 'cute.')

Jaune sighed as Pyrrha glared fiercely at her 'rival,' who only responded with another eye-roll and a self-satisfied smirk. "Bleiss," Jaune started, his tone tired, "Please."

"Mmm, I love it when you beg. Beg for mama." Bleiss purred.

Jaune stiffened, a twitch starting to develop in one eye. "Moving on," Jaune all but shouted, causing his team to suddenly snap to attention, "We have to make sure we bring enough supplies with us. I've got a tent of my own-"

"Ooh, really? I can help with that!" Bleiss interjected, licking her lips as she leaned forward. She inwardly cursed at her lack of bosom, realizing she was showing very little extra to the boy in question.

"-does anyone else not have a tent? We need to requisition one from the school if you don't." Jaune continued on, doing his best to ignore the very hungry gaze Bleiss saw fit to affix him with. It wasn't that hard to do; it was usually the only look she ever gave him when it wasn't frustration at him not giving in to her ever increasingly lewd demands.

Pyrrha raised a hand and Jaune motioned toward her. "I can buy one of my own so we don't have to dip into the supply budget for the school."

"And Renny and I can share a tent! It'll be just like old times!" Nora added, with Ren only smiling and nodding sagely, patting her head and causing said girl to beam brightly.

"And I'll share Jaune's," Bleiss finished, winking at Jaune.

"You're not even-" Jaune started to shout before he stopped himself and began to rub at his temples again.

Pyrrha glared again at Bleiss. "Jaune, I can remove her, it's no trouble."

"Bring it on, bitch. You're just jealous that I can give him a boner you've only ever dreamed of." Bleiss glared back, her hand dipping down to grab ahold of the hilt of Myrtenaster.

"No!" Jaune quickly interjected, waving his hands. "Both of you, please! Glynda will kill me or put me on permanent detention if this classroom gets destroyed. Pyrrha, just...try to ignore her, and Bleiss, will you stop it with the innuendo already?"

"Mmm, want to get right to the good part already? I'm ready when you are."

"That's not what I meant- oh, never mind." Jaune groaned. The headache and twitch were growing in tandem with each other. "Moving on, we also have to cover what we're going to be eating during the mission."

"I volunteer!" shouted the ebony dressed Heiress, practically jumping out of her chair in her eagerness.

"Damn it Bleiss!" Jaune groaned.

"Oh, sure, you tell me to ignore her." Pyrrha muttered, crossing her arms with a slight pout of her own.

"How would we even eat her?" Nora asked, the comment passing over her like an intergalactic albatross, "She doesn't look like she's got a lot of meat on her."

"At least I don't have a lot of fat unlike some people," Bleiss glowered at Nora, crossing her own arms.

"Everyone, please!" Jaune begged, watching as the conversation continued to spiral out of his control.

Pyrrha turned on Bleiss, hand gripping Akuou. "Excuse me? How dare you talk to Nora like that!"

"Who said I was referring to her?" Bleiss shot back, turning back to Pyrrha while grabbing her own weapon.

WHAM!

It was the sound of Jaune slamming his shield into the desk that echoed through the empty classroom that got everyone to suddenly sit up straight, even Bleiss. "Enough!" Jaune shouted. "Bleiss, be quiet!"

"Mmm, ordering me around? I love it when you're forceful…"

Twitch. "Are you just trying to annoy me into bed?"

"Whatever works, hot stuff."

Pyrrha growled, hands clenching. Bleiss languidly turned to the champion and smirked slowly. Whatever verbal barb that Pyrrha was getting ready to fire though, was interrupted by Jaune continuing on, trying to ignore Bleiss once more. "So for rations, we can acquire some through Beacon itself. I hear their instant rations are actually pretty good as far as trail rations go, so we won't be going hungry. Now for the Grimm we'll encounter, it won't be anything major. I've already done some research on the area, and we should only be encountering some Beowolves and Ursa, but there have been some occasional reports of Griffons in the area, so Pyrrha, bring along some Ice Dust if you could?"

Pyrrha nodded. "Of course."

"Or you know, ask the girl who's the next Heiress to the Schnee Dust Company for Dust…" Bleiss murmured, frowning at Pyrrha.

"You're not part of the team!" Jaune snapped, pausing, then adding, "And you're not even going!"

"I'll also bring along some health drinks to keep our energy up," Ren brought up.

"Ooh, thinking of Jaune's stamina? Thanks, Ren." Bleiss grinned. Ren didn't react, but Jaune's twitch only grew in intensity.

"Oh come on!"

"Cum on where?" Bleiss questioned, tilting her head cutely and fluttering her eyelashes. "I'm quite the messy girl, so I think I could hit anywhere you'd like."

At this, Pyrrha's face became nearly as red as her hair and Nora gave a whistle, even Ren's passive expression twitching slightly at Bleiss' lewd comment. Jaune nearly choked in shock. "Will you stop taking everything as an innuendo?!"

"Where's the fun in that?" Bleiss murmured.

TWITCH. Jaune slumped forward, resting his head onto the teacher's desk at which he sat and a whimpering noise could be heard coming from him. Under his breath he murmured, "I swear, I'm half tempted to give in just to get some peace and quiet…"

What Jaune didn't expect to hear was an excited gasp from Bleiss, followed by a cheerful shout of, "Yes, it's working!"

Pyrrha could no longer take it and with a growl, levitated one of the nearby free desks and Bleiss jumped out of her seat, drawing her rapier, a glyph springing to life beneath her. Nora gave a shout of excitement, pumping her fist into the air. "My money's on Pyrrha!"

Groan. Twitch.

A/N: No, this does not mean I'm back. This was just a whim to support the Bleiss/Blackguard movement. Sit back and enjoy.