51: No going to parties especially when the Autobot's pet will most likely be there.
(Maya drug me off to some party.)
(The yellow bot and his pet were there with Mikaela Banes.)
(I shot the bot in the kneecap.)
52: No quoting Hetalia
As long I'm with you, I get fed and nobody picks on me! I like it here!
(That was in the very beginning when the Autobot's "rescued" me and Sideswipe demanded why I liked it there)
(Megatron was very upset that they stole his sparkling)
You woman terrify me.
(Skywarp had said that.)
(Me and Maya just gave him evil grins.)
Suck my balls, you damn potato-eater.
(Megatron wasn't very happy when I spat that at the new femme con, Freesnap.)
Seriously, you're all nutburgers! What am I to do?
(Freesnap's sister, Wildwhip, had screamed that when Barricade and Starscream had gotten into a fight over who's girlfriend is better looking.)
Unhand me, you fobbish twit!
(Maya had cried out when Ratchet grabbed her.)
53: To everyone on base, do not mess with the newbies. It just pisses Megs off.
(The triplets, Freesnap, Wildwhip and Firebreath, are very touchy about their alt-forms.)
(Snapdragon hates being a medic assistant, so Skywarp stop teasing her.)
(And for the love of Primus, everyone stop teasing Snapdragon about her crush on Thundercracker!)
54: Stop saying Maya looks like Nina Dobrev and I look like Kelly Clarkson.
(The only reason why Maya hates to be reminded of that is because Megs looks like Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder are dating.)
(I hate Clarkson's music.)
(Let's just leave it at that.)
55: No one read fanfiction.
(It's nasty!)
(I mean, Cade, an autobot?)
(I'd shoot his ass to the moon, goddammit!)
56: Please stop mentioning my past.
(I had a horrible children, can we leave it at that?)
57: If you value your life, don't walk in me and Cade's room without knocking.
(Maya learned that the hard way.)
(Poor bitch.)
58: Goes with 57. DON'T TELL MEGATRON ME AND CADE ARE SLEEPING TOGETHER!
(I LIKE HAVING AN ONLINED BOYFRIEND!)
(I MEAN I MIGHT CALL HIM MEGATRON, BUT HE'S STILL MY FRAGGING DAD!)
59: No pranks on Megatron.
(Okay, Maya, you realize he could kill you right?)
60: Wildwhip may be a softer Decepticon but do not touch her sparkmate or sparkling.
(The bots learned that the hard way.)
I have made more Decepticons.
Designation: Freesnap
Human name: Felicity Williams
Alt-mode: Black 2013 Lotus Elise
Human look-alike: Jennifer Love Hewitt
Sparkmate: None
Sparklings: None
Designation: Wildwhip
Human name: Wendy Tron
Alt-Mode: White 2014 Nissan gtr
Human Look-alike: Scarlett Johannson
Sparkmate: Megatron
Sparklings: Trinity
Designation: Firebreath
Human name: Faye Williams
Alt-Mode: Dark blue 2014 mustang gt
Human Look-Alike: Kat Dennings
Sparkmate: None
Sparklings: None
Designation: Snapdragon
Human name: Sandra Dri
Alt-Mode: Grey 2013 Nissan Altima
Human Look-Alike: Cara Delevingne
Sparkmate: None (like Skywarp though)
Sparklings: One, a little yellow femme named Hornet.