Zim is not mine, but guess what people? I OWN MAY AND ICR!!!!! Well, I own the characters Might Attack You and ICR, anyways because I bought it from the real MAY and ICR for 25 cents each. EACH PEOPLE! THAT'S HALF A DOLLAR! Now to get Ruby from her alter ego... Anyways Der is mine as well.

FILLER CHAPTER #1!!!! (cause knowing me there'll be another)

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"What do you mean this is a filler chapter?" A certian hippie disguised character asked in confusion. The human she was talking to grabbed and yanked at its own brown, curly hair.

"For the love of- Don't break the fourth wall Der!!!" The female human cried in fustration. Her dull green eyes narrowed as the human's temper rose and Der shifted nevously.

"Why are you even talking to me? WHO ARE YOU?" Der yelled back at the human, red eyes glaring in suspision.

"REDS! For the sake of Irk! I. AM. REDS!!!" The author screamed in anger. "How stupid are you to forget my name after I told you twelve times in one minute?!?"

Der blinked. "I... can't recall... wait! Who are you?"

"I give up!" The human yelled, throwing her hands up. "I can't keep this up! I have an English essay! AN ESSAY! I can barely write those without fics hanging over my head like an old dead goose!"

"You killed a goose?!"

"No! Don't be stupid!" Reds cried out. "Look! Just stand there and do nothing for a couple of more days! I'l update soon enough! I promise!"

"Just like ToTaL iNSaNiTy?" Der asked skeptically.

"Look that's different. Rewriting that thing is freakin' boring, mmkay?" Reds retourted, crossing her arms.
"Your just lazy."

"At least I'm not a screwed up science experiment gone stupid."

Der's eyes now narrowed in anger. "Ok. Shut up now."

"Fine. Besides, I gotta write the essay. See you later." The author vanished in thin air. Der sighed as she leaned agianst a stop sign.

"Well this stinks."

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Ah... poor abused ToTaL iNSaNiTy, my Sonic fic from last century. Sad to say but it just plain stinks and guess who's to blame? Little 11 year old Reds.

Anywho, it looks like Der knows what's really going on in this chapter. But she also seems legaly insane. And do I see a hint of forshadowing as to why she's stupid? I think I do.

Sorry for the short chapter but I have been busy and no one reviewed last chapter. More reviews biggier chapters hopefully.

Suggestions for plot and characters are welcome cause this is to poke fun at everything as usual.