Chapter 4:

Pancake Mix

It was early in the morning when Zack, Trent, and Ahsoka went to go get some breakfast. They wanted to get pancakes and try to forget about all the random stuff that has been going on lately.

"I can't wait to get my hands on some pancakes," Zack said excitingly. Trent and Ahsoka stared at him. "That sounded wrong, didn't it?" Zack asked. They just nodded.

The group eventually reached the cafeteria and immediately ran for the pancakes, but there was one slight problem...

"Where are the pancakes at?" Ahsoka yelled, attracting some attention.

Zack tried to calm her down. "Relax, they probably have some in the kitchen area, I'll go check." he said slowly. He walked through some doors into the kitchen area, but he didn't find anything. "Um... there aren't any pancakes back here!" he yelled.

Trent was confused and Ahsoka looked like she was going to go crazy any second. Trent then asked, "Hey, is there any pancake mix in there? We could cook some ourselves."

"Hold on, let me check." Zack replied. A few moments later, there was a loud yell inside the kitchen area.

Zack: "OH MY GOD! THEY AIN'T GOT NO PANCAKE MIX!"

Ahsoka: "WHAT!"

Trent: "YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS!"

Zack: "I AM! THEY AIN'T GOT NO PANCAKE MIX!"

(Obi-Wan walks into the cafeteria.)

Obi-Wan: "What's going on in here?"

Ahsoka: "WE AIN'T GOT NO PANCAKE MIX!"

Obi-Wan: "OMG! THIS IS AN EMERGENCY! I HAVE TELL PEOPLE! TO THE OBI-MOBILE!

(Obi-Wan runs out of the room singing something that sounds a lot like the Batman theme.)

Trent: "WHY ARE WE YELLING?"

Meanwhile, in the Medical Lab,

"Huh, I guess it would get bigger," Brittany answered Selena's question. (Trust me, you don't want to know) She was giving Selena a full physical exam. Trent wasn't the only one who worked down in the lab. "By the way, where did you say you got that rash from?" Brittany asked.

Selena looked around nervously and said, "Oh...nowhere really...it's not important." Brittany eyed her suspiciously. Before she could ask any more questions, a speeder with the letters O-W along with a symbol on the hood of it crashed through the wall. Selena fell off the table she sitting on and Brittany was so shocked, she stumbled backwards and tripped over her own tail.

After the dust settled, Brittany got up and took in what just happened. She was mad that some random speeder crashed through the wall, but she was furious once she saw who was driving.

"Obi-Wan! What the hell man?" Brittany exclaimed with her blue face turning red with rage. Obi-Wan climbed out of the speeder and realized what he had just done. His gaze went from the wrecked speeder to the furious Brittany, then over to the 'exposed' Selena, who still hadn't gotten re-dressed from the exam.

"Did I...interrupt something?" he asked. Brittany face-palmed.

"Just get out. Please." she said pointing toward the door.

"But I need to tell you-," Obi-Wan started to say, but was interrupted by Brittany's yelling.

"JUST GO!" she shouted in aggravation.

"Okay, fine. I was just going to tell you.. WE AIN'T GOT NO PANCAKE MIX!" Obi-Wan shouted right before running out of the room.

Brittany shook her head. "I swear, ever since he got his hands on that soap-," Brittany said, pausing in mid-sentence. "Wait, what did he just say?"

In the Council Room,

"Okay, so agreed we are. An intervention, Obi-Wan will have." Yoda said to the rest of the council. Suddenly, Anakin ran into the council room, out of breath.

"Someone *wheeze* Stole *wheeze* The *wheeze* Pancake mix!" he said before passing out. All of the masters started to panic when Zack ran into the room.

He yelled, "No need to worry! I've hired someone to track down the pancake mix!" Everyone was confused.

"How did you hire him? Most padawans are broke." Plo-Koon asked.

"Let's just I have a way with words." Zack replied with a sly grin. It's true, he has a sharp, silver tongue... metaphorically speaking of course.

Somewhere else in the Temple,

"Hey Trent, did you hear that Zack hired someone to track down the pancake mix?" Ahsoka asked Trent in the hallway.

"Yea, but I doubt that guy will find anything." Trent replied.

Ahsoka gave him a weird look. "You've probably never heard about this guy," she said. "I heard that he got in a temple, found an ancient artifact, and quickly got out, avoiding booby traps."

Zack suddenly ran up to them and shouted, "Bow-Chicka-Bow-Wow!"

"Oh come on, that wasn't even dirty," Trent complained.

"Hey, when you talk about getting in, quickly getting out, and avoiding 'booby' traps, it's dirty. Bow-Chicka-Bow-Wow!" Zack said, adding extra emphasis on the word 'booby'.

"Ok, how did you hear it? You weren't even here a second ago." Ahsoka questioned him.

Zack grinned and replied, "I'm like Superman, I know when I'm needed." and then ran off. Trent and Ahsoka just sighed. They turned their attention toward Obi-Wan walking down the hall.

"Master Obi-Wan," Ahsoka said. "Did you know about the guy looking for the pancake mix?" He just stared at her, rubbing his beard thinking about what she just said. "Um..are you alright?"

"No, I'm not alright. This problem needs to be solved by a professional!" Obi-Wan finally replied.

"Like who?"

"Like me!" Obi-Wan exclaimed. "Quick! To the Hinden-Obi!" He suddenly ran off down the hallway.

2 Seconds Later,

Trent and Ahsoka watched as a huge blimp with Obi-Wan's face on it fly past a window and then heard crashing noises while the temple shook a little.

"Oh my god!"

"Brittany, I am SO sorry."

"How can you afford these things?"

In Palpatine's (Lord Sidious) Office,

"Mwwooohaaaaa!" Palpatine laughed in his evil voice. "Now that I have the Jedi's pancake mix, I can finally get my revenge!" Rookie, who was on guard duty, rushed into the room.

"Sir, are you alright? I heard yelling." he asked, ready to shoot something. But he didn't see anyone else in the room other than Palpatine. Rookie was confused.

"Oh, no one." Palpatine quickly replied. "I was just...doing stuff." Rookie started to back away slowly and said,

"Okay, dude. I'll just...go now and leave you to your...stuff." and quickly left.

'That was stupid of me to say' Palpatine thought has he held up the pancake mix started to laugh again. The door opened again and revealed a man wearing a fedora hat and a whip by his side. "Who in force-blazing are you?"

The man didn't say anything. Instead, he just grabbed his whip, jumped across the room, and used the whip to snatch the pancake mix into his hand. Once it was firmly in his hand, he jumped out the office window and landed on a speeder waiting for him. He said to the driver,

"Drive Jock!" and they sped away, leaving Palpatine stunned.

"Great, looks like I'm going to have to call Cad Bane to come over and fix this window." he muttered to himself. "And note to self: fire Rookie as my guard."

Back at the Temple,

"Ha! I told you he could do it." Ahsoka gloated to Trent.

"I stand corrected." Trent replied has Barriss and Dewca walked up.

Barriss: "What's going on?"

Ahsoka: "Our pancake mix was stolen and that man got it back."

(Points over to the fedora-wearing man.)

Barriss: "How did we not know about this?"

(Everyone shrugged.)

Dewca: "Rrraaaaawwww."

(He growled in disappointment.)

Zack: "Well, at least things are back to normal."

(Everyone hears a large crashing noise.)

Brittany: "Obi-Wan!

Zack: "I mean, almost normal."

Well, I hope you enjoyed this strange, random chapter. School is really taking up a lot of time, so updates are still slow. But nevertheless, I will keep updating as much as possible. Thank you for reviewing and I will see ya'll later!