Disclaimer- I don't own Naruto but I do own a flashlight with Pikachu on it. If I did, Sakura would die instead of Sasori.
Chapter 9
After appearing in front of the base, I walk in front of the seal and do a motion of hand signs like: horse, monkey, ram, tiger. Then the bolder opens just enough for me to get in. Well, soon ill be able to put my plan into action ( You'll see later in the chapter ;D ). After I get in the bolder closes, and I proceeded to walk over to the huge statue. As I got there, I noticed that Gaara was there lying on the ground, in front of the statue. " ITS ABOUT TIME YOU GOT HERE!" came the annoying loud voice of Hidan. "I was on a mission from Leader-sama." I calmly said. He just huffed and jumped up onto his part of the right hand. I quickly walked over to the mirror and released the jutsu that changed my clothes, and changed into a full length akatsuki cloak. Then the voice of Pein came over the room as his hologram appeared. " The extraction will take at least three days, so be prepared. We shall begin now." he said. We all jumped onto our respectable fingers and made the hand sign that started the extraction. ' Alright, lets get this over with.' I thought.
( Time skip because nothing went on during the extraction that I know of) ( 3 days later)
" Ugh! That took forever!" I complained loudly after Gaara dropped to the ground. " Well, you'll have to get used to it, yeah. There are six more to go after this, un." Deidera said. Oh yeah, I forgot they had two before Gaara. I jumped down off my finger and stood beside Deidera and Sasori. " Hey, guys, be prepared for a fight." I told them. " How do you know that?" asked Deidera. " Psychic, remember?" I lied. " Oh yeah." he mused. I got bored after a minute and sat down on Gaara, and pulled out a cigarette and lighted it. ( Okay, I don't smoke but I wanted my OC to bc of the cool thing about it from Asuma!) Soon after I sat down on Gaara, Deidera joined me. ' Well, were about to meet Naruto.' I thought to myself. I took a long drag from my cigarette and puffed out rings. " Whoa! How did you do that?" Deidera asked me in awe. I was about to answer him, when the bolder was crushed from the outside. " Looks like we have company." I informed Sasori and Deidera. And when the smoke and dust cleared, there stood Team Kakashi and granny Chino. They looked around for a minute, then they spotted Gaara lying under Deidera and I. " WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! GET OFF OF HIM!" Naruto screamed at us. I just looked over at him and took another long drag from my cigarette. "Man, this couch is lumpy…" I muttered loud enough for everyone to hear me. " He's dead, kid." I said to Naruto. " He's been dead for a while, yeah." Deidera said. Naruto looked LIVID. Kakashi looked extremely shocked to see me there. " Hey, I know that guy." I told to Deidera, still sitting on Gaara. " Which one, yeah?" he asked me. " Well, I know the one with gravity defying hair, the livid one-" I said, but was interrupted by Deidera. " Isn't he the one you were sent to spy on, un?" Deidera questioned. " Yeah, and I was going to say that I also know the red head we're sitting on." I informed him. Naruto look completely wazzed off right now, but we kept talking. " I met him a couple weeks ago, while he was trying to help me. He didn't even notice who I was." I said and gave Deidera a look to play along because I was trying to get Naruto mad. " Poor guy, didn't suspect a thing. His is a pretty good healer as well." I told him. " THAT'S IT!" Naruto screeched and lunged at us. I quickly stood up to dodge but kakashi grabbed Naruto and whispered something in his ear. " Well, I think ill be leaving. You guys got this freak show?" I asked my partners. " Your amount of faith you put on us is insulting." Sasori grumbled out at me. I scoffed and turned to the door and walked towards the opening. Sakura made a move to falcon punch me (Hahaha) but I disappeared in a whirlwind of sakura pedals.
(Time skip to after the Sasori fight and when Deidera is under the bush.)
"Hey Deidera, need a HAND?" I joked. " Shut up, yeah." he said rather annoyed at me. " I'm just messing with you, Dei." I teased. I got on my hands and knees and crawled into the bush with him, and did a fetal position. I quickly hid my chakra. About ten minutes later I heard the proud voice of Gai say, " Good work, Neji." Soon after that Deidera put a kunai in his mouth and jumped out of the bush to attack them. 'Well, might as well get "Caught" ' I thought. I slowly crawled out of the bush and "tried" to get away. After a few seconds of making my self visible, there was a foot on the middle of my back holding me on the ground. " Looks like there was another one, Gai-sensei." said the voice of Lee. I just mock huffed. " Well, Deidera, I guess I'll be seeing you later." I called out to him. " Okay! I'll inform Leader-sama of your absence!" he yelled to me, while fighting team Gai. " When will we expect you back?" he questioned. " I'll be back in a few days!" I said while being bound by Lee. " Alright! See you then!" he called back to me while running out to where Naruto was. I looked up to Lee in annoyance but had a small smile on my face. To be honest, I loved Lee, but I had to play the part. " Hey, kid," I called to Lee. He looked back at me and said, " Yes, what is it?" I continued, " Can you reach in my pocket and pull out my lighter and a Cigarette?" He looked at me oddly for a minute but did so. He put one in my mouth for me and lit it. " Thanks kid." I said to him while holding it in my mouth. After sitting with his team for a minute I started doing trick like things with the smoke. I didn't inform them, but I managed to get one hand free and was holding my cigarette. Still after waiting longer, they started to watch me. I took a long drag from it and blew smoke out my nose. I did a quiet smokers and chuckled at their antics. I did another trick where I blew smoke out of my ears, don't ask how I did it. Maybe its from being in an anime. I chuckled when they noticed I was watching them, watching me. " Having fun?" I questioned, laughing slightly. Neji just scoffed and looked the other way and TenTen and Lee blushed. I Laughed and looked the other way when Gai came into view and grabbed me. He picked me up and put me under his arm and carried me sideways. " Really? This is just degrading…" I muttered to myself. Gai chuckled and ran to the open field with Gaara and the others in it. ' Cool, I get to see Chino bring Gaara back.' I mused to myself. We got there and Gai set me down. Thankfully, Naruto or the others haven't noticed me yet. After a minute Gaara finally sat up, you know after the whole granny Chino dying and such. " Don't worry, granny will wake up in a minute or so." Naruto cheerfully said. " No, Naruto, she wont." Neji informed him. I decided to make my presence known and said, " Neji is right. She used a jutsu where it takes the life from the user and gives it to the one the jutsu is being used on. She is dead." I informed him. He jumped a little at my voice the his expression turned to an angry one. " WELL, IF IT WASN'T FOR YOU SHE WOULDN'T HAVE DIED AND GAARA WOULNT HAVE EITHER!" he yelled at me. I got a thoughtful expression and said, " That is true. I was just giving you some information." At this point in time everyone was looking at me, willing me to burn from the inside out with their glares. " Ouch.." I muttered.
(Time skip to when they are back at the leaf village)
" Well, I'll be taking the akatsuki member to the Hokage." Informed Gai. I nodded over to Kakashi, who was on his back. " Shouldn't we take him to the hospital?" I asked. " Good idea. We will after seeing the Hokage." he informed me.
-At Hokage office-
Apparently Tsunade had called all of the Team Jonin to her office. (Ex. Kakashi, Asuma, Gai, Kureni) " Wow, I must draw a crowd, huh?" I asked to no one in particular. " Ah, Mei, its good to see you again." Said the strong voice of Tsunade. " Always good to see you as well, Tsunade-sama," I said cheerfully. All of the Jonin had a expression of confusion on their faces, so Tsunade explained. " Well, I bet your all wondering why I am being so friendly towards her, ne?" she asked. All the Jonin nodded their heads so she continued, " Congratulations, you have caught my akatsuki spy." she said to them.
"WHAT!?" all of them said in unison.
End of chapter 9
A/N:
Cliffy huh? Did you like it? Please R&R!