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Warning: A lot of O.C. stuff and hope you like it.
Ok where was I? Oh yeah we got lunch now we're going to my house ok back to the story.
We walked down the sidewalk.
"Hey Deidara, what do you do in the Akatsuki?" I asked, looking at him.
"I'm a bomb expert, hm" Deidara said, walking next to me.
"Wow, so you get to blow shit up, that's so damn cool" I squealed, looking at him.
"You really think so, hm?" Deidara said, looking at me.
"Oh Hell yeah, I love blowing stuff up. I'm a bit of a pyro myself, it's so cool watching things go to peaces, it rocks!" I said, happily.
"It's my art, hm" Deidara said.
"Cool, tell me more please, I want to hear all about your art" I said, smiling.
"Really you do? No one ever listens to me, not even Sasori, no Danna" Deidara said.
"Fuck yeah, I would love to hear about it!" I said, happily.
Deidara started talking to me about his art, until we made it to the front of my house.
"And that's why, my art is a true art, hm" Deidara said.
"Oh my God that so cool, Hey were here!" I said, happily looking up at my house.
"I'm glad, you think so Danna, that make me so happy to find someone how doesn't think it stupid, hm" Deidara said, hugging me.
I hugged him back.
"Well yeah, whoever thinks your art is stupid is an asshole, and you shouldn't let them get to you. Zetsu doesn't think your art is stupid, do they? I said.
"I don't think so, they never say anything, hm" Deidara said, looking at my house.
"Good they seem too nice, to say things like that" I said.
We walked to the door I opened it and we walked in.
"This house is so small, hm" Deidara said, as he looked around.
Yeah, I live on my own, so I don't really need a big house, I don't have any kids, parents, brothers or sisters, so I don't need it to be very big" I said, sadly.
"I didn't mean anything by it Danna, I'm sorry, hm" Deidara said, sadly looking at the floor.
"Hey, it's ok, I do miss my Mom and Dad, but I'm ok I have Kain, my other friends, and I hope to have you, and Zetsu also, and maybe the others to help me if I need it" I said, looking at him.
Deidara face turned red, and smiled as he looked at me.
"Yeah I'll be there for you if you need me, I hope you will be there for me too, hm" Deidara said, smiling at me.
"Yep, we artist got to stick together. I hope we can become good friends, I really like you, your so nice I've seen you mad, and I don't want to make you that way again. I think you might blow me up" I said looking at him.
I won't blow you up Danna, Sasori, no Danna makes me mad all the time, and his still alive, hm" Deidara said.
"Yeah, that's probly because he's banging you" I laughed.
Deidara's eyes widened, and he turned quickly his face turning dark red.
"Hey, come on its cool, I'm bi that kind of thing turns me on" I said, smiling.
"It does, hm?" Deidara asked, turning back to face me.
"Oh hell yeah, you have any idea how much blood I lost from nose bleeds, when I walk in on Usagimaru, and his boyfriend. God, I almost hade to go to he hospital from lose of blood. Sometimes I wish him or his boyfriend we're screamers" I laughed, walking to anther room.
"Deidara, I want to show you something" I said, waving him over.
Deidara walked over to me.
"I study all kinds of art, and I've done them all, but there are three I love the most. I have one of them in this room, I hope you like it" I said, as Deidara walked up to me.
We walked into the room and, I turned on the light the room filled with light showing about twenty paintings hanging on the walls.
Deidara took a step back, and fell on this ass with a loud thud.
I turned and looked at him.
"Deidara, are you ok?" I said, fulling him off the floor.
Y-yeah, I'm ok its just that I can't believe how beautiful these are, I don't really like paintings, but this look as if they would jump out of the paintings and say hello. How are these women, their so beautiful, hm?" Deidara said, looking at the paintings.
"Oh most of them are me, and some are of women I've seen on the street, that catch my eye" I said, looking at the paintings.
"Most of them are you, hm?" Deidara asked, looking at me.
"Yeah" I said, happily.
"How did you do them, hm?" Deidara asked.
"My Mom showed me, how to use a jutsu that lets me make copies of my self. She told me she learned it from really hot blonde guy, from some leaf village. She never told him, that she was able to learn a jutsu from just watching, and she never told me his name" I said, looking at him.
"Zetsu, you can come out now please" I said, looking at a wall to the left of me.
"What Zetsu's here, hm? How do you know?" Deidara asked, walking over to me, and looking at the wall.
"I can feel other people's chakra, and life force" I said.
"Wow Danna, that's so cool, so you'll always know if someone is spying on you, hm" Deidara said, in surprise.
Zetsu said nothing, as they came out of the wall.
"Yeah, my Grandpa would always try to snick up on me, when I was little it was so funny to see his face, when I told him to come out of hiding. He always call me his little spy detector I miss him too" I said, smiling at Zetsu.
"That reminds me Danna, how did you know that Zetsu,eats people, hm?" Deidara asked.
I look at the clock.
"I'll have to tell you that later, we got to go meet my friends after school, I don't want Kain, getting pissed at me for not coming" I said, walking to the door.
We left my house, and want to the school.
Kain and my others come out of the school running to me.
"So how was your day off, you brat?" Kain asked, playfully.
"Hey asshole, I'm older then you" I snapped.
"Ha, by two mouths, your such an old lady" Kain said, playfully.
"Oh go fuck yourself!" I snapped, turned way pouting playfully.
"I rather fuck you" Kain purred.
Kain wrapping his arms around me pulling me close, and kissing me on the check.
"You dork let go" I growled.
Zetsu eyes filled with anger, and I turned in Kain arms then hugged him.
"Hey guys, I want you to meet Zetsu, you already know Deidara" I said pointing to Zetsu.
"Oh yeah, I remember him, hey baby" Usagimaru purred.
Deidara's face turned red from anger, and he balled his fists.
"Sorry baby, his taken and I don't think the person how has him will be all too happy with you, hitting on him. Don't you have that sexy butt toy of your own, and don't tell me you're bored with him" I said
I looking at Deidara as his anger started to leave his face.
"Yeah, but that doesn't mean, I can't have two butt toys" Usagimaru purred.
"Ok leave Deidara alone, before I have to kick you ass, I don't want you picking on one of my new friend got it" I growled.
"Ok sorry, I'll stop" Usagimaru said, smiling.
"Good!" I said.
"Deidara, Zetsu this is Kain, his been my best friend since we were five, his always been there for me. He introduced me to these guys, Inumaru, Usagimaru and Tanukimaru" I said, pointing to each one of them.
"Hey!" Tanukimaru said, waving at them.
"Hello" Inumaru said.
Usagimaru only smiled.
"It nice to meet you, I want you guys to take good care of her for us, and keep her safe" Kain said, smiling at them.
"We will" The dark side said.
"Very safe" The light side said.
"Hey, we got to go homework you know" Inumaru said.
"Yeah, see you tomorrow at school Okami" Tanukimaru said, walking away with Inumaru.
"I got to go get me some, I'll see you tomorrow" Usagimaru said, walking away.
"Did I get any homework?" I asked.
"Nope, you're lucky, hey I'll see you tomorrow ok" Kain said, walking away.
"See you guys tomorrow, have fun on that homework!" I yelled, and waving.
"FUCK YOU!" They all screamed.
"YOU KNOW YOU WANT TOO!' I yelled, back.
"Let's go back to my house, I can make us something to eat, and we can eat the dango I got" I said.
"Ok, hm" Deidara said.
Zetsu only smiled.
"They didn't say long did they, hm" Deidara asked.
"No they never do, not on weekdays anyways we're all A students, and we like to keep it that way. If people want see us for who we are, maybe they will for our grades" I said, looking at Deidara.
"Come on, I'm getting hungry again, and I can tell you how I know Zetsu eats people" I said.
We walked back to my house and I made dinner.
"So Danna, how did you know, hm?" Deidara asked, as I sat down between him, and Zetsu.
"Well I come from a long line of cannibals" I said looking at him.
Zetsu and Deidara looked at me in shock.
"Wh-what did you just say, hm?" Deidara gasped.
"I come from a family of cannibals, it runs in my family" I said, looking at him.
"Yes, but how did you know we eat human flesh" the dark side asked.
"Yes, please tell us" the light side said, still looking at me.
"My Uncle was like you Zetsu, he was two in one. One was so nice, and had control most of the time. The other was mean, and jealous of my Dad. Both sides wanted my Mom, but the nice side didn't want to hurt her, or the rest of the family. But when I was born, the darker side started to take control. I knew my Mom and Grandpa, until I was five. I didn't know my Dad, all that will before he died, on a mission that went bad. My Uncle wanted my Mom, more then you could have put into words. Their lust over her was so bad, it wasn't funny. But when she rejected them, they went mad then they killed her and Grandpa. When they tried to kill me they failed, and then in turn I killed and I ate whole bone and all" I explained, looking at the floor.
"Wow you killed, and ate them, hm?" Deidara said.
"Yeah they were really good, I mean really good" I said, looking up at him.
"How did you eat his bones too?" the dark side asked.
"We can't even do that" the light side said.
"It's really weird I have a very powerful bite power. It runs in my family, I can bite throw metal stronger then steel, even titanium. I said, proudly.
"Bone is like soft candy to me, I love the sound it makes in my jaws. It sounds so cool. I said, smiling.
"Wow Danna your a freak, I don't mean to sound mean, or anything your scarier then Zetsu, hm" Deidara said looking at me then Zetsu.
"You say freak, like it's a bad thing" I purred, coming inches from his face.
"Now you're really, freaking me out Danna, hm" Deidara whispered,
"Do I now?" I said, kissing him on the nose.
"I would never eat you Deidara, I don't eat the pretty ones" I purred.
Deidara blushed.
"Let's eat, before it gets cold" I said, starting to eat my food.
We ate our dinner, and the dango.
"It's getting late, and I have school tomorrow. Zetsu, do you want to sleep here on the couch, or on the other beds I have?" I asked, looking at them.
"We can sleep here" The dark side said.
"This is fine thanks" The light side said, smiling.
"Ok Deidara, you get to sleep in my art room, on the extra bed" I said, looking at him then getting to my feet.
"Ok Danna, hm" Deidara said, getting to his feet.
I showed Deidara to his room.
"This is my room, if you need anything just wake me ok" I said.
"Ok Danna, hm" Deidara said.
Zetsu said nothing, as they lay down on the couch.
Deidara and I walked into our rooms.
I got undressed, and crawled into my bed and covered up.
TBC