"WHAT THE HELL? YOU MAKE ME CRASH MY CAR AND THEN DRIVE AWAY!" I turn and give a nearby motorcycle a good kick. When I look up I see why she ran. At least fifteen zombies are charging towards me. Oh shit is right.

If I would have noticed them a second later I would be food right now. I give one a good kick to the stomach with my steel toed boot. My shoe goes right through it's stomach. I shoot it in the head with a hand gun before pulling my boot out.

I shoot, I kick, I try not to punch to avoid touching them but I do that a few times too. They may outnumber me but I out brain them. One thing about zombies is their inability to fight. They only see humans as food, not threats, even when one has just killed ten of them. It's probably the main reason some of us survived.

There's a BANG right behind my head. A gunshot aimed at me. Am I dead? I turn around, no, but the flesh eater that was about to devourer the back of my head is.

Unfortunately that leaves me staring down the barrel of Effie Trinket's gun. Our eyes meet over the gun and we both freeze for a moment. Finally, with a nod, she says, "Hop in the truck."

A/N: I don't know if any of you are on tumblr, but I've been doing audio recordings of fics (right now I'm still working on Fine Line) but I will be doing other fics, including this one, if you guys want to check them out.

Also I have just learned to accept that this fic is just not going to have long chapters. Sorry.

And a HUGE caps locks sized thank you to:

K8 G.H. Ducey (That's where the idea came from, it will probably take heavy inspiration from ZL, but it won't be an exact copy or anything)

LadyNobleSong (*blush* thank you, that's very sweet of you to say)

egel-0507 (Because there were 15 hungry cannibals running at them)

MarigoldxObsidian (Yep, it was just your average, everyday, zombie killing Effie Trinket :D)

TheGirlWhoWasOnFire21 (I am glad you think so!)

Thank you to all who read this story! Reviews would make me smile!