You are Eridan Ampora and you are visiting one of your experiments. His name is Gamzee Makara and he has a... unique idiocy. He eats sopor slime. You don't know what caused him to start the habit but you decided to take advantage of it and study the effects sopor slime has on trolls. You know the stuff rots thinkpans but you want to find out more about it. You are going to tell him that he will no longer be recieving sopor slime.

He sees you, "Hey motherfucking prince-bro," he even looks wrong. His eyes are unfocused like anything could happen and he wouldn't notice. His nonchalant smile is annoying.

"I havve come to tell you that you wwill no longer be recievving any more... pie," he calls the sopor concoctions pies. You have to admit they do resemble pies.

"Ah, that's motherfucking bitchtits, bro. That shit was all kinds of miracles."

Then your personal medic walks in, "The mutant is injured," she tells you.

"The mutant has a name," wait, did you actually say that. Nepeta is nothing more than another expirement just like Vriska or Gamzee.

She raises a brow, "I was unaware you cared so much. Very well, I will treat her accordingly."

"Thank you Kanaya, I wwill go see her."

Kanaya looks at you strangely, "A thank you and a scolding, that's unusual."

She's being sarcastic, and it annoys you but you don't say anything. You exit to visit Nepeta. You notice she's more energetic than before, but she is still painting on the walls. You notice pictures pf yourself on the quadrant wall, and one of them is of you and her. You are about to ask what quadrant is is when she talks to you.

"Hello, Ampurra. Did mew come to see me?" Her back is turned to you and you wonder how she knows your there.

"Hello, Nepeta. I came to see howw you're doing. I heard you wwere injured."

She nods, still not facing you, "I'm doing fine, my hand still hurts, though."

"Did Equius hurt you?"

"I hurt myself beclaws I hit him wrong," you know Equius is one of the strongest trolls there is, that's part of why you had him train her and you think that isn't totally true.

You decide not to push it, and change the subject, "I see you like to paint."

She turns around and smiles, "I really like it, and it's a good way to paws time."

You smile back at her, she's cute when she smiles. Wait, did you just think that, "There really isn't much to do in your... chambers," you won't call it a cell, even though you both know that it is.

She frowns, "Yeah, it would be nice to go somewhere besides my cell."

You get an idea, "Wwhy don't I givve you a tour of the palace? Not noww, I havve things to do, but later," what better way to gain her trust then to spend time with her? You do intend to keep her close to you, to make your enemies her enemies, and you intend to start with a pesky rebellion.

Q: well, this is a little later then I intended but hey, stuff happens. Anywho, I'm super glad you're enjoying it AnonymousPotatoe! I hope you keep liking it! I'm glad if anyone else enjoys it too (which I asume someone is considering people keep reading this)