As you know…a very special day is approaching…Halloween!!!
Therefore, to celebrate…I decided to give you a special chapter of Bill of the Future. Although not as scary as most…it is the scariest thing to both Bill and Erica. This shows the comedic side of Halloween, even though it really has nothing to do with Halloween.
Credit goes to Dylan_Cypher of Serebii Forums for the following: Dylan, Andy, Alex, the new rocket's motto, the pokemon known as Kinetanium (seen in a later chapter), the grey-coated stranger (also seen in a later chapter), and the attack known as Kamaitachi.
Halloween Special: Other Body Experience
The next morning, Dylan woke up after hearing two people constantly yelling. He out of rage screamed, "Bill, Erica, shut up now!"
"Not until he admits it was his fault that the future will be changed!" yelled Erica.
Bill retorted, "Or until she admits that it's really Team Rocket's fault!"
"Shut up!" yelled Dylan. "You two fought all the time in the future…I am sick and tired of your constant quarrels."
"But…" said Erica.
Dylan said, "You two might think different if you lived in the other's shoes!" Dylan grabbed his backpack and pulled out three pieces of equipment: two of them looked like earphones and the third looked like a remote. Dylan placed the earphones on both Erica and Bill and pressed a button. Both of the ones wearing the earphones collapsed to the ground.
Bill's body was the first to rise. "Why did you do that?! Wha-What happened to my voice?"
Dylan smirked, "Well, Erica, you two got on my nerves so I decided to give you the mile-in-his-shoes treatment."
Ash crawled out of his tent and said, "Morning, Dylan. Morning, Bill."
Erica, in Bill's body, said, "I am not Bill!"
"Funny…haha…" replied Dylan, trying to cover up the switch.
Bill, in Erica's body, arose, "Hey, what's going on?" He looked at body standing in front of him and said, "What in the world? How did you clone me?"
"Check out a mirror," said Erica, pulling out a mirror out of her backpack.
Bill grabbed the mirror and looked straight into it. A deafening scream came out of Erica's body's mouth. He asked, "How did this happen?"
Erica pointed at Dylan and said, "Ask him."
Dylan innocently said, "I have no idea how this happened…"
"Why are you two acting so crazy?" asked Ash, addressing Bill and Erica.
"They do everyday. Haven't you noticed?" asked Dylan, still trying to cover up the switch.
"Yeah, but they are acting weirder than usual," replied Ash. "I just can't put my finger on it."
Dylan said, "I don't know…what do I look like…a psychologist?"
Erica said, "No. No psychologist would have ever been part of Team Rocket…"
"Watch it!" grunted Dylan.
"Forget it! I need to blow some steam!" yelled Bill in Erica's body. Bill went into the woods toward the south.
"Me too!" said Erica in Bill's body as she stormed off into the northern woods.
Misty got out of her tent, yawned, and looked at Ash and Dylan. "Could you two keep it down? I am trying to get some beauty sleep."
Ash teased Misty, "You need all the beauty sleep you can get."
"What was that!?"
Meanwhile in the south, Bill, still in Erica's body, was constantly punching a tree, attempting to put a huge hole in it. As he neared the fiftieth punch, Erica's fist started to bleed. "Ow…I guess Erica needs some more strength before I do that again. Of course what should I expect, she is a trainer…she doesn't really do all of the hard stuff a treasure hunter does."
On the northern side of the forest, Erica in Bill's body started to do yoga to calm herself down. She tried to stretch when his leg started to hurt her. "Ow!" she said in pain, "well, I guess I shouldn't have expected Bill to have ever stretched. How can he do all of that climbing nonsense without first stretching?"
In front of Bill in Erica's body was Alex of Team Rocket, and in front of Erica in Bill's body was Andy of Team Rocket.
Alex said, "A force entropy encompassing all."
Andy said, "Before our might all others shall fall."
The blonde-haired woman said, "To protect the world from devastation."
The silver haired man replied, "To unite all people within our nation."
"To dethrone the evil, pure of heart," said Alex.
"To teach the mastery of our dark art," said Andy.
"Alex!"
"Andy!"
Both of them finished, "Team Rocket 2.0! Prepare for defeat…for you are our foe!"
Bill in Erica's body told them, "You only said half of your motto…"
Alex replied, "Yeah but the writer of this fan fiction had Andy say the other half in front of your boyfriend."
"My boyfriend?" replied a confused Bill, although he obviously knew that Alex thought that she was talking to Erica.
"Oh puh-lease…it is obvious that you two have a thing for each other…" replied Alex.
Bill blushed, "W-What are you talking about? We do not…or at least she doesn't…"
Alex sarcastically replied, "Yeah…right…you two do not have a thing for each other at all, do you?"
Bill retorted, "We don't!"
Alex said, "Then how come whenever you two seem to be together against us…you cheer each other on the hardest, despite the fact that when we spy on you, you two seem to hide your feelings for one another."
Bill said, "What are you talking about?"
Alex said, "Even your friends know that you like each other! And the fans of the fan fic agree with me as well!"
"Whatever…" replied Bill, "Go Hydro!" He picked up an orange and yellow pokeball and threw it at the Rocket member. A Charizard came out of the pokeball. "Flamia!?" he yelled in surprise. He then realized that he was in Erica's body and slapped himself in the face. "Oh yeah…"
"Why would you call your own pokemon the wrong name? Oh well, arise from the ocean, Tentacruel!" Alex threw out her pokeball and a blue jellyfish appeared. "Let's see how well you can fight without your boyfriend helping you out."
"I am not her boyfr…" yelled Bill. Then he realized what he was about to say. He corrected himself by saying, "I mean he is not my boyfriend."
"You are really weird," said Alex, "but you still are my enemy! Use Hydro Pump!"
Flamia was preparing herself for a counterstrike when Bill said, "Wait Flamia! Don't jump the gun…as soon as I say use your flamethrower on the ground."
"Char?" said the confused Charizard. The Hydro Pump was nearing the Fire and Flying-type pokemon.
Bill yelled, "Now!" The Dragon-like pokemon did as it was commanded and rocketed straight into the sky. As the Charizard did a back flip over the Tentacruel, Bill yelled, "Now use Iron Tail!" The Charizard's tail started to glow whitish. The dragon-like pokemon flew over the Tentacruel and slammed its tail straight into the Water and Poison type jellyfish's head. The Tentacruel's forehead started to bleed slightly.
Alex said, "What? It seems that you two like each other that you adopted his strategies. No way would a normal trainer such as yourself use the terrain to her advantage."
Bill trying to stand up for Erica said, "She is no ordinary trainer. Erica is a great trainer!" Then he realized what he said and commented, "Hm…I will now show you what it means to be a good trainer. Flamia, use Fire Blast!" The Charizard did so and the Tentacruel became fried.
"No, Tentacruel! We need to retreat!" She returned the Tentacruel back to its pokeball and attempted to run away.
"Oh no you don't!" yelled Bill. "Time Travel Ball, go!" He threw out the purple pokeball at the blonde-haired girl and captured her.
While all of this was happening, the following happened in the northern part of the forest. Erica, in Bill's body, said to Andy, "You just only said half of your motto! Why not the other half?"
Andy said, "Because Alex said the other half to your girlfriend."
Erica was confused. She said, "M-My girlfriend?"
Andy replied, "Please, it is very logical to see that you and him are attracted to one another."
"What?" said Erica as she blushed. "You are crazy!"
"Oh please, you and I are fellow scientists, right?" asked Andy. "Well, compute in the data that the two of you blush all the time when someone mentions you two are a couple. Then add the statistics of the fact that you two always seem to stand up for one another when the other is insulted. When these two variables are included with the fact that you two hide your true feelings…well you get the idea."
Erica, in Bill's body, said, "That logic is not right! All it does is hurt my head!"
The male Rocket member said, "Or you are just trying to avoid the truth…well maybe a little battle will solve that headache. Jolteon, show your true power." Andy sent out his Jolteon in front of Erica.
The sixteen-year-old exclaimed, "Oh yeah! Well maybe Flamia will convince you otherwise!" She grabbed the blue and white pokeball from Bill's belt and sent it into battle. A Blastoise appeared out of the pokeball. "What?! When did I get Hydro?" She then remembered about the switch. "Oh yeah…why Dylan…Why?"
Andy replied, "Are you alright in your cranium? I mean, it is illogical to not remember the first pokemon that you used against me. Hmm…you and your team has definitely piqued my interest but now you and your girlfriend are separated, I will easily beat you. You are definitely one of the weakest trainers I have met."
"What!? Bill is one of the greatest trainers I know!" yelled Erica. "He fights along side of his Pokemon, which is something neither you or me do…" Erica then remembered that she was in Bill's body. "Hmm…either way…you are going down!!! Hydro, use Blizzard!" The Blastoise turned toward Bill's body and had a surprised look on its face. Erica told the turtle, "Just do it." The Blastoise opened its mouth wide, and a lot of wind and snow came out of its mouth. The snow hit the electric type and froze it."
Andy looked at Erica with no sign of emotion. The silver-haired man said, "See? You like her so much that you even used her way of fighting in your own strategies. If that isn't proof enough, I don't know what is."
"If you knew the circumstances, then you wouldn't say that," said Erica, trying to sound like Bill.
"Mmm…I will disagree with that logic, Jolteon, use overheat." The electric fox thawed out of its ice prison. The flame headed straight for the Blastoise. "Use Hydro Cannon!" The Water-type had his silver cannons ejected out of the brown shell and face toward the large flame. The powerful attack went straight through the flame and hit the yellow pokemon that released the attack. The Jolteon fainted.
"Oh no, Jolteon, return now!" Andy held up the pokeball and had the fox go back into the pokeball. "Now if you'll excuse me…" He started to tiptoe away from Erica.
Erica claimed, "No you won't. The Time Travel Ball will stop you!" She grabbed the pokeball from the belt and threw it straight at Andy. Andy was captured into the pokeball and sent straight toward the future. "That will teach you to bad talk Bill."
Both trainers, after they became more relaxed headed straight for the camp. Dylan was sitting on his sleeping bag eating popcorn and watching Ash and Misty. Brock and Diana were attempting to break up the fight between the two 15-year-olds. Bill and Erica went straight for Dylan. Erica told Dylan, "You better switch us back."
Dylan looked at the two and said, "I watched the two of you battle Alex and Andy via my Satellite cameras, and I must say that you two definitely have more respect for each other. I will switch you back, but only if I can see you two kiss."
Bill told Dylan, "Don't press your luck. If you don't change us back, I will hurt you very badly. That you can depend on."
Dylan looked at Bill and said, "Fine…whatever…spoil the moment why don't you." Dylan grabbed his mind swap technology and preformed the same procedure as he did the last times. The two of the sixteen-year-olds were relieved of being back in their own bodies. Dylan said, "If you two get on my nerves again, I will personally settle the matter. Are we clear?"
Both the red-haired male and the black-haired female looked at each other and nodded. Dylan found himself hanging from a tree with a rope around his stomach. He said, "Very funny, guys, now get me down…guys? Sneasel, cut me down." The Dark and Ice-type looked at Dylan and prepared its Kamaitachi.
Bill stopped the attack and told the Sneasel, "If you don't cut him down, then I will let you see my Absol again, once we get back to the future."
Sneasel looked at Bill and nodded its head in agreement. Dylan yelled, "Sneasel, please. This isn't funny anymore. Guys? I'm sorry."
"We'll cut you down, after you see us finish dinner in front of you," Erica said.
"No! That fate is worse than death!" yelled Dylan.
Bill replied, "Wait, I just thought of something! It's Trick-or-Treat week also. Why don't we keep him there and torture him by eating candy in front of him?"
Erica said, "Good idea."
"You two, better hope I don't get loose," said an angry Dylan, "cause once I do…You will be in a world of pain and suffering!"
Everyone except Dylan started to laugh and have a joyous time.
End of Chapter
I hope you enjoyed this romantic comedy thing that is somewhat Halloween themed.
Remember these words of wisdom: Tho some people like spooky things and whatnot…only one thing matters in Halloween…Free Candy!!!!!!
