Alright, here comes a big one! It's the generic female main character who's the love interest of the protagonist, except she doesn't need saving every arc, iiiiit's... You know who it is. This chapter is about Ochako Uraraka.

Alright, so: I don't own My Hero Academia, because I can't draw or write a cohesive extended story

Also, replies to comments. I'll be doing all the comments so far, then whatever comes in on each chapter after now.

Whitetiger789: Thanks! I enjoyed punting Mineta out of a building.

Xylia: Please try not to die. It's a lot of paperwork, and I'd lose a reader.

Whitetiger789: Thanks!

Shadow Dragonlight: I reckon he'd be offended. But oh well, he deserves it.

Guest: Yes I am.

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UA Dorm, 1-A section, 22:56

Uraraka yawned.

"I think I'm gonna go to bed now, I'm pretty tired. Night, Tsu."

"Good night, kero."

The brown haired girl trudged up the stairs to her room, yawning again. She changed into her Thirteen themed pajamas, brushed her teeth, turned off the light and collapsed into bed. She was asleep almost immediately.

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00:17

Kyoka Jirou woke up to a few light 'thump' noises, faint enough that he wouldn't have heard them without her enhanced hearing.

'Wha- villains? No, there's no alarm. Guess I'd better check it out?'

She walked up the stairs to where the noises came from, stopping in front of Uraraka's room.

Extending and raising her jacks, she slowly pushed open the door, finding... Uraraka floating against the ceiling, still asleep. The bumping noises had been the girl bouncing off the ceiling as her quirk activated accidentally in her sleep.

She sighed.

'Can I be bothered? She needs to come down, but... I really need sleep. Ugh, fine. I guess I'd better get her down. Goddammit Uraraka, wear some gloves!'

The sleep-deprived purplenette reached up to grab her friends hand to pull her down, when her fingers tightened in her sleep, all five finger pads touching down and gripping tightly.

'Shit.'

On instinct, she jumped backwards in an attempt to avoid the Quirk's effects, meaning that in her weightless state, she floated diagonally upwards to hit into the top of the doorframe before bouncing into the ceiling, on the opposite side of the room Uraraka.

'SHIT!'

After a couple of minutes of increasingly non-T-Rated words, she calmed down enough to grab her phone out of her pocket. She called the first person who came to mind.

The phone rang twice, before a blank avatar face with 'Aizawa-Sensei' underneath it appeared on the screen. His familiar voice came out with a tone so done with the world she was almost impressed.

"What bones has Problem Child One broken this time?"

"Uhh, as far as I know Midoriya hasn't broken any bones."

"What did Poblem Child Two explode then?"

"Two pairs of Kirishima's crocs and a small owl, but that's not what I'm calling about."

"So Problem Child Four cut out the power again and is now comatose?"

"Not this time, no."

"Then... I have no idea what could have happened. What's the problem, Jirou?"

"I got woken up by a bumping noise. I came to investigate and found Uraraka still asleep but on the ceiling because of her quirk."

"So pull her down. You're one of the smarter ones Jirou, use your head."

"I tried that, but there's been a slight problem..."

An exasperated sigh came from the phone.

"She used her quirk on you too, and now you're stuck on the ceiling too."

"Yep."

"Congratulations, Problem Child Seven."

"I'm a problem child? I'm not as bad as Midoriya, Bakugou, Todoroki or Kaminari though!"

"You're number seven for a reason. Those four are the worst, then Iida, Kirishima and then you, the least problematic Problem Child."

"Can we get back on track now? What should I do about Uraraka?"

"Call Yaoyorozu. She will be able to make something to get you down. If she doesn't answer, try Asui. If that doesn't work, call me back and I'll stop by in my patrol."

"Yes Aiza- Shit."

"I would say language, but I assume there's a good reason?"

"She's floating out the window."

"I'll be there in three minutes."

He hung up.

00:29

Shota Aizawa bounded up the stairs three at a time, capture weapon unraveling as he went, before smacking open the door to see Jirou with her feet against the windowsill, earphone jacks outstretched and wrapped around a white blob in the night, which he assumed was Uraraka.

He flung out his scarves, which he wrapped around Uraraka, who he could now see was wearing a Thirteen onesie, and began pulling her inside.

When she was hovering over her bed, he erased her quirk so she fell onto her mattress and Jirou landed on the floor on her feet. Amazingly, she stayed asleep the whole time, snoring softly. Turning to the newest Problem Child, he said

"Go to sleep. If you're late for school tomorrow, this is no excuse."

"Sorry, Aizawa-Sensei."

"Just... don't be such a problem child, Problem Child."

"Is that really my new name?"

"Yes. Now go to sleep, or I'll have you doing fitness training all homeroom."

"OhgodpleasenosavemeIbegdon'tdoitpleaseAizawasensei."

The girl ran out of the room, fear of her teacher's infamous fitness punishments pushing her beyond her normal limits.

He smiled to himself

'Another logical ruse successful. Anyway back to Mic screaming 'Sweet Caroline' for next 4 hours of patrolling. Oh boy.'

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Yet another late chapter. Sorry people, exams are big bullies. Anyway, hope y'all enjoyed, aaaaaand... peace!