This is Bakugo, dodgeball just finished. This is kinda turning into some crack-fic. Anyway i hope you get some laughs out of this chapter

Class ended, so Bakugo left to change out of her sports uniform. She entered the girls change rooms. And found her new locker, it was weird. What was the fucking code again? Uh.. two turns to the left, one to the right and stopping on 23? The locker clicked open. That's right. She pulled out her normal uniform and took her top off.

"Hey Bakugo," Mina said.

"What?" She turned around.

"Well… I just wanted to know… when you were a guy… you were probably attracted to girls…right?" When Bakugo didn't reply Mina continued, "well… I just wanted to know if you… still liked girls?"

Bakugo looked her dead in the eye and Mina just waited for a response. "ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?! DID YOU JUST ASSUME I WAS A FUCKING LESBIAN?!"

I'm just gonna stop for a moment to tell you I have no problem with anyone who is LGBT, I just thought it would be funny

"Well… you er… never know…" Mina shrugged.

"Mina. Do you have a problem with lesbians?" Jiro turned around.

"No, of course not. I just wanted to know…"

Wait… is Jiro a-

"So… you're sure your not a lesbian?" Mina looked back at her.

"HOLY FUCK! YES I'M FUCKING SURE YOU PINK-" Bakugo shouted before the girls change rooms door opened.

"YOU CAN'T STOP ME SERO! ALL THAT STANDS BETWEEN ME AND THE GIRLS IS A DOOR! BUT DON'T YOU SEE? DOORS ARE MEANT TO BE OPENED!" Shouts were heard as Mineta ran into the room. "IT'S EVEN BETTER THAN I IMAGINED! HAHAHA!" Blood spurted out of his nose as he looked around the room.

A dark energy surrounded Bakugo. "MINETA! YOU FUCKING SON OF BITCH! I'M GOING TO ENJOY MURDERING YOU!"

"B-bakugo… please… you wouldn't blame me for doing this… would you?" Mineta backed away from her.

"Mineta, come back out here!" Midoriya rushed into the room, only wearing pants, and instead of grabbing Mineta and leaving quickly, he crashed into Bakugo.

"F-fuck!" They shouted in-sync. Bakugo landed on the ground and Midoriya on top of her. They ended up in a perfect kiss.

Holy fuck! I'm fucking kissing Midoriya! Midoriya just stayed there and do anything for a moment. Then he tried to pull away. He tried. Apparently Mineta had thrown his sticky balls at Midoriya when he came in and they landed on top of Midoriya when he landed on Bakugo. And they pinned him on top of her. So they were stuck together.

"THAT'S SO UNFAIR! THAT SHOULD BE ME!" Mineta shouted and started crying. "MIDORIYA YOU TRAITOR!"

Holy fuck! Holy fuck! Holy fuck! They were both thinking the same thing. The only difference was that Bakugo decided to act upon this and kissed him back.

"Hey look! Bakugo found her top!" Someone shouted.

Uraraka stared at Bakugo. She was surprised, jealous and annoyed.

Bakugo, being the mature person she was, lifted her hand just enough to put the finger up.

Then unexpectedly Midoriya started kissing back. He's actually a good kisser!

Outside the girls change rooms

The boys stood outside the girls change rooms. After Midoriya ran in, there would definitely be consequences for it. And none of them wanted to deal with those consequences.

"I'm sure Midoriya has everything under control," Kaminari looked at the others.

"Yes, but he is taking a while. He said he would be quick, you don't think he would… take advantage of the situation…" Sero spoke up.

"This is Midoriya we are talking about guys. He wouldn't do something so…" Kirishima looked at them.

"True," they said in unison.

Then they heard a heap of yelling, a crash and more yelling.

"I'm sure Mineta is just giving him a bit of trouble. Midoriya wouldn't do anything strange, like Mineta."

Then they heard a moan.

"Haha, nothing strange…"

Inside the girls change room

Midoriya moved his arm, which missed Mineta's sticky balls somehow, and pulled Bakugo's hair, just enough to make her moan.

The girls and Mineta just watched in shock, their classmates were getting it on… in front of them.

Bakugo rubbed her leg against Midoriya's growing length and shoved her tongue in his mouth.

"Ahem!" Someone shouted and they both stopped.

Bakugo took her tongue out of Midoriya's mouth and put some space in between them. "If we're fucking disturbing you, leave!"

"You're on school premises, could you please not. I would hate to be the person cleaning that up. Also your gonna get in so much trouble!" Momo said.

"O-ok. I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to... I just kinda lost myself for a moment." Midoriya spoke, his face was cherry red and he was breathing heavily. Bakugo found this side of him very seductive,she had to hold herself back.

"Fine," if Midoriya was going to stop she may as well, it was pointless not to.

"W-what do we do now? I mean… we're kinda stuck together… Mineta can you get us unstuck." Midoriya looked at Mineta.

Mineta was sitting in the corner crying. "There are some lines that even I wouldn't cross, Midoriya." He turned around. He had tears rolling down his face and heaps of blood running out of his nose. "You just crossed that line."

Midoriya looked around, if Mineta said that… it must have been bad… and there was so many witnesses too.

"I fucking started it. Don't fucking blame him," Bakugo stated. "Mineta, I'm also really fucking sure you would take this to your advantage. So don't fucking go saying things like that."

Midoriya looked at Uraraka, she was in tears and started running out of the room.

"Uraraka!" Midoriya tried pushing himself off Bakugo, but it didn't work. "Uraraka! I'm sorry!"

"You two aren't a thing… are you?" Mina asked.

"No, we're just friends." Midoriya sounded sad.

"Mineta, can you get us out or not?" Bakugo added.

"Yeah," he walked over to them and started unsticking his sticky balls.

Once he was done Midoriya pushed himself off Bakugo and stood up. "I'm really sorry Bakugo,"

"I-it's fine." The taste of Midoriya's mouth would be something she would remember.

Midoriya began walking out, then he stopped and grabbed Mineta, then continued to leave.

He walked out and the boys stared at him.

All of them had one question in their minds "what happened?"

"Midoriya what happened? We heard a heap of yelling, a crash, more yelling and then a heap of moaning." Kaminari looked at them.

Midoriya just let go of Mineta and went to the boys change room. They watched this strange behaviour.

"In short, Midoriya had a makeout session with Bakugo," Mineta looked like he had seen a ghost.

"You're talking about Midoriya?! Woah, there's no way he did that. On school property." Kirishima looked shocked, in-fact all of them did.

Extra

That afternoon Midnight, all might, Present-mic and Eraser-head had a meeting in the camera footage storage room.

"We heard something about something happening in the girls change rooms. So I called you here to see what it was," All Might spoke and picked up a tape.

"Do we have security cameras in there?!" Midnight looked concerned.

"Yes,"

"Have they always been there?!" She looked very worried now.

"Uh, for a while they have been. I don't think they have been there that long."

"That's good," Midnight breathed a sigh of relief and Present Mic looked at her with a very worried expression on his face.

"Shouldn't we be concerned there is cameras in the change rooms," Eraserhead finally spoke.

"Just watch this tape." he put it in.

"Isn't that a little perverted?" Eraserhead was ignored this time.

They watched the tape.

Mineta ran into the change rooms. Then Midoriya. Then Midoriya fell on top of Bakugo and got stuck.

Then Present Mic realised what was about to happen. "AAAAHHHHHHH! MY EYES! I CAN'T WATCH WHAT HAPPENS NEXT!" He covered his eyes, although it was obvious he was still watching through a gap in between his fingers.

All Might's face resembled one of shock. Midnight, one of temptation and Eraserhead, just looked like he had seen it all before… which was kinda worrying.

All Might ejected the tape and swore he would never watch that again.

"Is anyone else as turned on as me right now?" Midnight asked.

Present Mic chose that moment to run away. Aizawa and All Might just walked out of the room.

"No one I guess," Midnight spoke.

Authors note-

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG

I found that very fun to write... I'm so sorry... That was very out of character for everyone... But I thought that was very funny.

I'm gonna stop for today... Also I'm really sorry about the late update!

Please tell me what you thought,

CHEERS!

Temari