Author's Notes: Apparently this collection isn't as dead as I thought. Here's a Red Alert poem, made humorous for a change. There's going to be one more after this and then I'm finished.
Workshop Ponderings
My job is to keep everyone safe
or as safe as I can
I'm the one who helps when the battle is done
I am the metallic repairman
Some need an oil change
Some are low on energon
Some got hit on head by Cyclonus
Some got mauled by Megatron
"I've got a problem here, Red
You think you can fix it?"
"Of course I can, but next time duck
You don't have to be such a nit"
Oh, it's you again
What is it this time?
No, I don't think you're dying
Your joints are just covered in slime