My dude, 763Boi, you're damn right! Luan bout to get dat ass DESTROYED BRUH.

Episode: Funny Business

"Lincoln you're taking my business, im the funny one!!!" Luan said.

Lincoln whipped around so quick. "Bitch... OH HO HO... OH HO HO... OOOHH." Lincoln cringed so hard that his heart disappeared... leaving no room for mercy.

"BITCH BRING DAT ASS HERE, YOU WANNA HEAR A MO FUCKIN JOKE??? WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YO ASS AND A CALENDAR??? A CALENDAR HAS A DAMN DATE ON VALENTINES DAY!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! GET IT??? BITCH SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! I'D SLAP YO ASS IF IT WASNT ANIMAL ABUSE!!!! YO JOKES BOUT AS FUNNY AS A FLAT VIBRATOR IS SATISFYING!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! GET IT????"

"Linc, please, I beg of you!!! Im so sorry!" Luan said.

"I'm sorry, did I give the impression that I give a fuck???!!! HUH???" Lincoln spat on Luan's face.

"Now where was I? OH YEAH!!! BITCH YOU BOUT AS BAD AS LUNA!!! WHY THE FUCK YO HEAD LOOK LIKE A GOT DAMN KIDNEY BEAN!!! I OUTTA!!!! RAAAAAAA!!!!"

Lincoln was so pissed of that his roast force was beginning to take over completely.

"WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU??? ARE YOU TRYNA KILL US OR SOME SHIT??? YOU SET UP TRAPS THAT COULD CAUSE PERMANENT DAMAGE 24/7 YOU LED LENI AWAY FROM THE HOUSE!! YOU KNOW HER ASS IS DUMB AS A SACK A SHIT!!!! WHAT IF A FUCKIN PREDATOR HAD TRIED TO PICK HER STUPID ASS UP???!!!

Luan gasped as if the thought had never crossed her mind. "Im so sorry! I didnt think about tha-"

"DAMN RIGHT YOU DIDNT THINK OF THAT SHIT!!! ALL THAT YOU FUCKIN CARE ABOUT IS RETARDED ASS JOKES THAT AINT WORTH HALF A SHRED OF A MUTHA FUCKIN SHIT!!!!!NOT HOT ENOUGH TO BE A CHEERLEADER, NOT FAT ENOUGH TO BE A MUTHA FUCKIN FLAG GIRL, YO ASS STUCK IN PEP SQUAD PURGATORY!!!THEM BRACES ARE MOSTLY JUST A DISTRACTION FROM EVERYTHING ELSE THATS ROUGH TO THE EYES!!!! "

Lincoln paused. "Overall, good investment. A straight jaw allows the penis to fit in the mouth better."

Luan gasped.

"BITCH I LIED, YO JAW SO DAMN OUTTA PLACE ITS LIKE A MEXICAN AT A KKK MEETING!!! WITH ALL TJAT METAL IT'D BE A CASTRATION, NOT A BLOWJOB. THEY GON HAVE TO JERK IT ON YO DAMN FACE, SHIT, WHO KNOWS IT MAY HELP WITH YO DAMN ACNE!!! BITCH YOU LOOK LIKE A FUCKIN MULE IN A FUNHOUSE MIRROR!!! YO HEAD MAKE YO ASS LOOK LIKE JIMMY NEUTRON! BITCH LOOK AT DEM TEETH, LOOKS LIKE THE FAMILY HAS A WALKING BOTTLE OPENER!!!!"

At that moment Lana walked by with a glass bottle of coke, slipped it in Luan's teeth and snapped the lid off. "Thanks Luan!"

Luan pissed and moaned.

"DAMN RIGHT BITCH, CRY OUT!!! FUCK YOU MEAN BRUH!!! I BET YO NASTY ASS COULD EAT AN APPLE THROUGH A PICKET FENCE!!! NEW MOVIE TITLE FOR YO ASS. ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS: GENDER SWAP ADDITION! Bitch im done, fuck out my face."

Luan collapsed, from that day on, she never made a pun or shirry joke again. She was silent to the day she died, even when she was raped in a back alley at the age of 19.

The End.