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Disclaimer: Although I wish it every night, I am not Stephenie Meyer; or Stephen Shwartz for that matter.

During New Moon when Alice says she'll change Bella.

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Alice: (Spoken)
Bella, now that we're sisters, I've decided to bite you!

Bella: (Looking slightly worried)
Edward told you not to do that...

Alice:
I know, that's what makes me so nice!

(Sung)
Whenever I see someone less fortunate than I,
And let's face it, who isn't less fortunate than I?
My cold dead heart tends to start to bleed.
And when someone wants to be a vamp,
I really am a biting champ!
I know, I know exactly what you need!

And even in your case,
Though Edward will probably wreck my face,
Don't worry, I'm determined to succeed!
I'll use my teeath!
And yes indeed, you will be...

A Vampire!
You're gonna a vampire!
I'll teach you to feed on deer,
What clothes to wear,
Little ways to climb up trees,
ooh!
I'll show you who not to eat!
An how to beat!
Emmett in an armwrestle!

A vampire!
I'll make you a vampire!
You'll hang with the right cohorts,
You'll be good at sports,
You won't be clumsy anymore!
So let's start,
'Cause it takes three whole days to work!

It will probably hurt you some more,
But you will be with Edward for evermore,
Now that I've chosen to become a
Bridesmaid at your wedding,
And do all the planning.
I'm gonna bite you

A vampire!
I know about vampires.
and with an assist from me,
to be who you'll be,
instead of dreary who you were...
Well, are.
There's nothing that can stop you,
from becoming a vamp-ire!

la la, la la!
We're gonna make you a vampire!

When she see my depressed brother
It really upsets my mother,
Esme really want her eldest son
To - be - with
The only love of his life,
And soon he will make you his wife.
Then you'll be forever
For evermore!

A vampire!
Please!
You'll love being a vampire.
It's not about age you see,
When it's eternity,
You'll be so happy,
A vampire just like my family
and ME!

(Spoken)
Why, Miss Bella, you'll be beautiful!

Bella:
I, I have to go... Edward will kill you!

(She runs off)

Alice:
(Spoken)
You're welcome...

(Sung)
And though you protest,
Your disinterest,
I know clandestinely,
You're gonna grin and bear it!
You're gonna be a vampire like me!
Aah!

La la, la la!
You'll be a vampire!
Just like my family!