One hour challenge
Chapter: dueled
loling!
Italy was at Germany's house annoying Germany for the 9,352,362,345 time when Sealand ran from the kitchen crying because his lego's set had caught on fire and melted into a puddle of awesome, as Prussia puts it. But since Sealand wasn't an actual nation or a pretty woman Italy didn't acknowledge him and that pissed Sealand off.
"Now, I will make all of you bitches pay for not accepting me as a nation!" Sealand said as he pulled out a magical book he stole from England's house and then recited magical words that only those with eyebrows as thick as Germany's dick could say.
After a loud explosion Italy woke up in 3D japanese game world, probably WoW for all I know.
"Ve! How do I get home now?!" Italy cried towards the screen in the sky that showed Sealands redundant smiling face.
"You play, THE GAME!" Then suddenly Tripple H and heartbreak kid fell from the sky and DX'd Italy's ass the hell out of a ring, they just so happen to be in.
Meanwhile another nation, that also freeloads off Germany, just so happened to be transported into the same game world and was now wondering around but stopped when he heard the crying of some woman in the distance.
"umm, miss?" Prussia said as he approached the woman un-knowing that she was a witch from left 4 dead.
"Nooo!1111ooooooo!" America dived on Prussia from out of nowhere. "That's a witch!"
"Fatass, that's a woman." Prussia said as he amazingly got up from nearly being crushed to death by america's lard ass.
"No, watch this, England go be a gentleman and check on that crying woman."
And on England went much like the light brigade soilder he is on the inside and things played out pretty much like they should have. England got within touching range, the witch shrieked like a retarded banshee, then proceeded to chase and claw at a screaming England until Canada blew its head off with a Uzi a magical unicorn had handed him sometime back when he had just entered the game. Then Canada gained experience and leveled up and got an up grade on his Uzi, but no one really cared.
"Oh dear, I think I got infected witch blood on me!" England said as yet another video game monster walked from the woods they happened to be by, in fact it was a whole group of this particular monster.
"Every body, stfu." America said as faceless zombie nurses from silent hill cripple walked their asses out into the clearing. "Just let them pass."
But unfortunately that was when gravity was an ass, as usual, and dropped Italy there creating a loud crashing noise that alerted the nurses who began to chase the male nations like the group of whores they are.
Nothing could make this any worser Prussia thought and of course he was right. So, as he was running his five meters grew 10x in lengthen and vaulted him over an on coming wall, of course all the other nations grabbed onto him and vaulted to safety away from the nurses. Yay!
However on the other side, cooking mama and that one my little pony that makes cupcakes all the damn time began to force the group to cook pastries for they had found a bonus level, but whatever that wasn't as bad as what was happening to Austria.
Austria was facing off against the most evals of evals, the kind of eval that makes grown men scream like pre teen girls at a Justin beaver concert. Austria, armed with nothing but a fly swatter, batted a spider that had made it's way onto his piano, but his manly manliness he crushed his instrument and the spider so now he'd need to go get italy to clean up the icky mess and Germany to rebuild the piano, so he set off on his rainbow beams of teleportation to Germany's glad that battle was over.
Back in the game however.
Canada, England, Italy, America, and Prussia had escaped the evil cupcake pony and cooking mama but were now in a house being controlled like sims, it wasn't bad until England caught on fire while trying to cook, sadly cooking mama taught him nothing, and the Grimm reaper appeared to take his soul to simulation hell...or heaven, whatever.
"No!" And America proceeded to easily win England's soul back in a game of rock, paper, scissors with the reaper
Grimm, in a Jamaican accent, was not happy and voiced his complaint in a fortune-telling. " You will all die." Then flames rose up while Billy and Mandy appeared and took him away.
"What the bloody hell is going on?" England said as he pulled on the locked front door and a key blade appeared and fell from the ceiling into Italy's hands with a note attached that said 'use the force!'
"ve?" he said as he followed the other nations deeper into the house while a creepy tune on a low scale began to play only to be later cornered in a three-way a hall by the alien from Hetaoni, a gatherer from amnesia, and a pyramid head from silent hill 2 .
"...Fuck this..." America said as he began to fade away.
"yep, I'm rather bored" England said as he also began to fade.
"What the hell's going on with your bodies?" Prussia asked as America explained how Canada England and he were at his house playing with the virtual helmets Japan had sent over and now they were logging out, kind of like .hack/ but, you can log out when scary ass enemies come up.
"What the hell, I'm actually in this game! how do I get out!"
"...we'll go ask japan, just don't die okay that might be bad?" Then America and England logged out.
"I'll stay by your side Prussia." Canada said as Pyramid head knocked him unconscious and dragged him away for sexual torture in a dark room.
"well, at least Italy wont log out until I die, right italy."
"If I was wearing a helmet I would have left minutes ago...ve~"
Then Prussia hugged italy in the most un manliest way possible and began to sob as the alien and gatherer began to approach but then a blue blur, at mach 5 speed, grabbed the two and dropped them off in a safer place of the house.
"Thanks sonic." said Canada who was also rescued.
"Who?" said Italy who watched sonic be sucked into a dark portal, instantly obliterating him, and then the key blade he obtained from earlier glow and lift from his hands. Strangely he could hear 'use the force being repeated in his head so Italy grabbed the floating key blade and watched as it shined brightly and surrounded him with light, red green and white to be specific, and after some needless twirling, tada! Sailor Italy, in his mini skirt and moon power glory was there to punish evil doer in the name of the moon, or pasta.
"Italy! You leveled up!" Said Canada who, at that very moment, was impaled though the torso by a deathclaw that came from the black portal, Canada lost one life out of three and came back, unfortunately to be cut to pieces again.
"Italy help him!" screamed Prussia who turned to see Italy's blinking outline signaling the Italian had deserted this shit long ago. Once the deathclaw shredded poor Canada down to his last life America appear with the answer from Japan, sadly voldemort came from the portal and avada kedavra'd his ass back to level 1. So, Prussia was left with no choice but to run while the deathclaw and evil wizard tortured Canada and America simultaneously.
"dee doo doo dee doo doo dee doo dee doo dee doo doo dee dooo doo" Sealand sung the ever so catchy Halloween theme song as he watched Micheal Myers began to stalk Italy down a hall.
Luckily Italy found another secret bonus level were barney and friends quickly taught him how to use the power of friendship as weapon, so when Micheal Myers appeared to slice and dice, Italy knew just what to do. Using the power of friendship, Italy glowed blinding bright and escaped the room while michael couldn't see. Then Italy locked michael in with barney and friends so that he would have some time to escape, hurrah for the magic of friendship for it has saved Italy once again!
Prussia came to a cross-road two-way fork in the hall. Down one path was fire, gold, booze and hott chicks in lederhosen , down the other were rags, soft blue lights and old maids. Of course Prussia chose the booze path and when he did he was immediately turned into a lv. 896 evil shadow blood elf demon and was transported to a bridge with a knight that was guarding it and would not let him pass, even after Prussia cut off all his limbs and the knight claimed they were just flesh wounds, to which Prussia catapulted him off, with a conveniently placed catapult, and crossed the bridge only to meet up with Key blade master Sailor Italy on the other side.
"I see you have defeated all my best monsters!" Cried Sealand through some speaker into the game world. "But nothing could prepare you for this!"
Then the world collapsed in on itself and Dark shadow blood elf demon Prussia and Key blade master sailor Italy fell into the broken spaces of - insert complicated destroyed world description here that mind fucks logic-. Floating in the ruble and darkness another theme song began to play as Sealand giggled maniacally and Italy swore to himself he'd heard the theme somewhere before in Japan.
nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan...
"NO!" cried Prussia
"Yes" cried Sealand as 100,000 nyan cats began to fly around the space.
nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan "...make it stop" nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan
"I actually kind of like this song" Italy said as he petted a kitten and sang along. "nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan"
"Shut up Italy!" Prussia said as he wiped out every delicious poptart kitten with a single fire lazer then collapsed from over exerting himself.
"I'm glad nyan cat did not wipe you out completely." Said a voice from the shadows, it was sephiroth! He appeared as his evil sephirothy theme song played in the background epically drowning out the echos of the left over nyan cat and expolding their heads in pure evil awesomeness. Sephiroth ate one as it fell, then a life changing battle...I mean... duel ensued. One long ass sword verses moon beams and elfin magic!
In the real world sealand watched the battle, along with Austria who forgot about the piano and watched as with one hit Sephiroth had completely raped italy and Prussia's life bars down to 1 % and just as he was about to finish them off England appeared, in the real world and challenged Sealand to a magic duel for Italy and Prussia's freedom, Sealand accepted. Sephiroth put his killing on hold, and along with Prussia and Italy watched the wizard showdown through a screen.
England easily smeared sealand's ass all over Germany's house and set the gamers free, accidentally including sephiroth who went to japan to start another mass genocide in the name of 'mother' besides that, since england gave parenting rights to Sweden he was arrested for abusing a nation-ish child thing that was no longer his and sent to jail. Italy and Prussia never got rid of their video game powers so they went on to become heros, except Prussia was always being hunted down by religious groups and Italy sometimes stalked by spain and japan and china beacuse he was so KAWII and badass. Germany was left in the game that no one knew he was in to begin with so Austria never got his piano fixed and instead went on to doing what he always wanted to do, become a professional prostitute tester.
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